• March 6, 2020 at 12:34 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Should have had the waiter (matre’de, bouncer) pick up Bloomin’Idjit by the collar and frog march him out.

  • March 6, 2020 at 12:40 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    I keep hearing “Get Me To the Church on Time”. Let’s see if I can make this work. Maybe.
    Feel free to edit and write your own.

    I’m getting bounced out in this evening.
    Ding dong my ears are gonna ring
    (something something something)
    So get me to ze plane on time.

  • March 6, 2020 at 12:53 am

    Is this what he is calling for?

    • March 6, 2020 at 9:00 am

      I don’t think his meets the minimum height requirement for that ride. And I am now dizzy with a earworm that wont go away.

  • March 6, 2020 at 1:24 am

    Warren finally recognized she had 1/1024 chance of becoming the Dem candidate (and zero chance of beating Trump) so she ended her campaign… and she’s currently accepting offers for her endorsement. Quid Pro Faux?

  • March 6, 2020 at 2:22 am

    It was just a short tale leading to the expected Corruptocrat fraud. I wonder how many votes he actually got.

    The little guy was just practive for the Main Event in November. Fauxcahantas must have seen it coming.

    So it’s really down to a senile Corruptocrat vs. a blathering old Commie.

    Just spit-balline here, but I’d have bet that the old Bolsies would have gone down hard if they’d been matched against Team Corruptocrat. “Gangs of Moscow” would have made a decent movie plot (starring “Vladimir”, of course).

    “Russia. Russia. Russia.” was just a distraction for the idiots with their noses glued to their new “Flat Screen”. Leading to “Three Candidate Monty”…

    Ol’Liz is lucky. There was always the “suicide gambit”.

    The “Gutter” always wins.

  • March 6, 2020 at 3:18 am

    He’s a Democrat. “What is mine is mine. What is y0urs is mine, also.”

    • March 6, 2020 at 4:21 am

      How freaking true.

  • March 6, 2020 at 6:31 am

    Off topic… Chris, when I made a comment the other day I forgot to uncheck the box to send a daily email so I was getting two a day. Just wanted to let you know I unsubscribed from one but still getting the other. Didn’t want you to think anything was wrong. Thanks for all you do.

  • March 6, 2020 at 7:31 am

    Funny, he looks bigger on tv….

    • March 6, 2020 at 11:36 am

      Hmm, wonder is everything is …
      Nah that’s just mean

      • March 6, 2020 at 2:17 pm

        It doesn’t matter. The only person he’s concerned about pleasuring is himself.

  • March 6, 2020 at 7:35 am

    regarding the divisions Democrats inflict on everyone:
    “It’s going to come together, and it’s gonna be sooner than you think” – PDT (at the end of yesterday’s townhall). Something about that is most intriguing…

  • March 6, 2020 at 7:45 am

    I still stand amazed that these arrogant, marxist, elitist scum actually manage to become billionaires. How does this happen?

    • March 6, 2020 at 8:13 am

      When you are a Democrat politician and Protected From The Law,
      All things are possible.

    • March 6, 2020 at 12:46 pm

      Oddly enough some people have an instinct for hiring the right people, and that seems to be their only redeeming quality.
      Of course when the chips are down and it’s a matter of life and death guess who’s up against the wall first?
      Bloomberg and his ilk owe their very lives to the system they exploit and have no inkling as to just how hot the fire they’re playing with is.
      BTW, just how hot does it get in a modern rifle chamber?

      • March 11, 2020 at 12:15 am
        Too Tall

        Modern smokeless propellants burn at just under 5000 degrees F.

        Fire enough rounds fast enough and the barrel will start glowing red at 1500 degrees F.

        However, since:
        1. Modern smokeless propellants will ignite at 356 degrees F, and
        2. Barrel droop will ruin your accuracy, and then probably cause your weapon (and you) to fail,
        You will probably experience a significant and destructive “Here, hold muh beer,” moment before you can get the barrel red hot.

  • March 6, 2020 at 7:49 am

    The lack of self control is a common quality of the leftists.

    The past month and a half I’ve been to multiple municipal meetings in my home county, urging 2nd Amendment Sanctuary Ordnance passage ( quite successfully by the way! – we passed the first ordinance in the nation!) Recently, the Bloomberg backed Mom’s Demand Action have been opposing us ( quite unsuccessfully). The one thing I’ve noticed about them is they quickly lose their temper and almost immediately go into victim mode. They do not argue facts. Just emotion and misstated facts.

    It’s gone so far as to be threatened to “punch him in the face” in online news comments. Of course when called on their immediate violence, they say they were “joking”.

    All I know, is the left hates us. I’ve been stared at a lot the past few weeks by squinted eyes and pursed lips by red shirt wearing, screeching “moms”. : )

    • March 7, 2020 at 11:55 am

      @MRAD, congrats on the successful activism. We need more of that to counter these paid astroturf types at the county level where ordinances and enforcement are actually carried out.

      But I am especially interested in your 2nd Amendment Sanctuary Ordnance plan and am very curious as to what exactly is being stockpiled? 🙂 Now that is the kind of planning that might come into play if any of the clowns who espouse it try to actually enact it.

  • March 6, 2020 at 12:57 pm


    Cartoonist Branco at the Daily Torch always nails it…

    But let me just address your attention to the realness of those MiniMike depictions…even with partial hiding is there any doubt who that pinch faced twit in Chris’s toon is? His caricatures are amazing and that ain’t no CAD. Excellent.

    • March 6, 2020 at 1:01 pm

      I would say that Branco’s looks more like Comey than Bloomie, but then I remember the incredible version of that horse face that Chris created…no guessing required.

      • March 6, 2020 at 1:30 pm

        Mueller not Comey dammit…two peas.

  • March 6, 2020 at 4:54 pm
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    “A (short) tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing……………”

  • March 6, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    To answer John’s question: the chamber power is measured in pressure.
    examples –
    military .223 70,000 psi
    .308 62,000 psi
    .50 BMG 55,000 psi

    auto performance engine 1000 to 1500 psi

  • March 6, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    These are of course variable – how much fun you wanna have . . .

    punched the wrong button too soon



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