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  • John M.

    Until I kept reading, I thought Zed was talking about the Village People…

    • WayneM

      The Village People showed some solid backbone recently. Some social justice wankers started an outrage campaign demanding the Village People order Trump to stop using their music at his rallies.

      Instead of taking a knee, the Village People said they’re inclusive and everyone can play their music including the PotUS…

      Nice to see cancel culture cancelled.

    • Lucius Severus Pertinax

      Don’t do it, Joe!! Once one passes 70, one can never entirely trust a Fart!

      • nonncom

        Two truths in life after 65……never trust a fart, and never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time….

  • JTC

    The senile old fart will be happy to know that Sam subscribes to the Unca Joe Home Defense Plan…

    “… a shotgun, just get a shotgun…”

  • Epador

    Ahh, a killer shot gun. 6 0f this and six of that…

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      Six of one and half-a-dozen of the other.

      Or if there’s plus one in the chamber, could be “sixes and sevens”.

      • interventor

        More like nine of one and nine of the other. Unless, it can handle the half inch mini-rounds. Then, its a cloud of lead.

        • FCinNH

          Both the KSG and the KS7 can handle the mini shells.

  • interventor

    A DP-12, I presume. When, one desires to send the most, if not the best, down range.

  • Too Tall

    Creepy, Gropey, Slo Joe has always been a gasbag. He and Rep. Swallows Well are a match.

  • Kel-Tec KSG. Whys Sam packin’ iron, Chris? Illegals, or bogs?

    • ExNuke

      Yes.

    • Chris Muir

      For fun!

  • Pamela

    Looks like Sam is going on a bug hunt

    • interventor

      Obviously, not a man hunt, as she caught one of the best. Lucky Zed!

  • Pete231

    I’d like to pull Lo-Blo Joe’s fingers, one knuckle at a time with a pair of Vise-Grips .

    • Pamela

      Would that fist SanFranNan attempts to make straighten out if you did that? She’s got that there aurtheritest real bad ya know 😉

  • Halley

    July 2020: Biden chooses Barack Hussein Obama as his VP.
    November 2020: via devious electronic election fraud, Biden/Obama “win”.
    January 2021: minutes after his inauguration, Biden resigns. Barack Hussein Obama becomes President of the United States, appointing Michelle as his VP.
    February 2021: the MSM, unable to cover-up as before due to CMOS (Continuous Multiple Orgasm Syndrome) accidentally expose the illegality of Biden’s “resignation”.
    March 2012: Supreme Court declares House Speaker Adam Schiff President of the United States.

    Above scenario approved by 97% of climate scientists.

    • Old Codger

      Simpler (and 100% legal) scenario: Biden-Obama (Moo-shell) 2020. June 2021, Moo-shell invokes 25th Amendment. Gropey Joe retires with full POTUS AND VPOTUS pensions. Speaker Schiff and Senate Majority Leader Schumer quickly pass legislation expanding SCOTUS to 13 and Notorious RBG resigns.

      • JTC

        Close. All they really have to do is run the Joe/Mo ticket and they will win in a landslide with all of them and a good percent of “us” in full support.

        What comes next (my thought is one term of Biden to reverse and destroy all of Trump’s accomplishments with Mo and Bo coaching him. Then in ‘24 it’s Big Mikee’s turn, stretching out for a generation during which the Republic will finally give up the ghosts of her founders and die.

        Or, you know, war. Sam is prepping. Are you?

        • Halley

          The concern is that their Cheat and Steal Election 2020 strategy will be of the most undetectable, undercover sort. In collaboration with a host of foreign enemies, most likely. That said, I don’t think Team Trump is easily fooled, even by these masters-of-disguise criminals(D). And I remind myself that the Trump electoral map 2016 strategy was utterly brilliant yet nearly undetectable until election night. The Left may be evil but it is also extremely stupid.

          • Chris Muir

            Or, we win it all.

    • Fox2!

      The VP has to be eligible to become President. B. Hussein Obama is one of two living people who are barred by the 22nd Amendment from becoming VP.

  • Bill G

    The democrat convention is a little over four months away; can Slow-hand Joe hold it together that long? Then another three months plus before the election …
    Who is going to be #2 on his ticket?

    • Halley

      His #2? I hear he’s seriously considering Taylor Swift.

    • Steve Peterson

      Bill G
      Joe is a number 2

    • John

      IMHO Slo Joe won’t last that long in a presentable state, and the DNC is hell bent on keeping Bernie off the ticket.
      I hate to say it, but DJT may run unopposed, one way or another, but we need the enthusiasm to get traction down ticket.
      Wouldn’t it be ironic if Tulsi Gabbard wound up being Trump’s (token) opposition?

    • eon

      Hillary.

      Nobody is stupid enough to get between Lady MacBeth and The Preciousss, except Slow Joe.

      I’m guessing she already has the eulogy she’s figuring on reading at his funeral next February on her most recent homebrew server. Right after she’s sworn in as President For Life Queen For Eternity.

      (Uploading plus cloning, you know.)

      clear ether

      eon

  • Contrarian View

    It takes about four seconds of thinking to realize that the DNC will not allow Biden to run against Trump. Biden is a placeholder until the convention. He will drop out after not winning a majority on the first ballot. The cabal at the top of the DNC will then spring out the real nominee, whom they have already chosen.

    The shotgun is a KSG, with 7 standard-size shells in each tube. My preference is buck on one side and slugs on the other for a totally versatile home-defense solution. It doesn’t handle 1 3/4″ mini-shells well at all. In fact the only pump that eats those reliably is the Mossberg 500/590 with the Opsol Mini-Clip adapter.

    • Pamela

      So it’s a bug hunt. Wonder if they are yellow or green juiced from the planet 10. And does something need an inter-dimensional passport to enter the USA or did they just sneak across the border?

  • Kafiroon

    Considering only the rally sizes as an indicator of interest in a candidate, it will take more than the usual fraud in voting that the DNC people normally do. Many more 100+% vote areas. Illegal voting, being told you already voted, etc. etc. etc.

    • Bill G

      With vote harvesting, I’m semi-expecting to learn on November 4, that despite Trump having gotten enough votes for a landslide, the democrat will have gotten more votes than there are people in this nation.

  • DogByte6RER

    Crazy ole Jackass Joe ought to promise the voters that he would appoint Eric Swalwell as director of the Federal Bureau of Flatulence if elected to the White House …

  • Old Codger

    OT: Was in W’Mart on our weekly shopping run. Scandal sheets are all screaming about how deadly this coronavirus is gonna be. National Enquirer headline predicts 100 MILLION INFECTED in the U.S. with 7 MILLION DEAD! That death toll is more than TWO FULL ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE greater than the annual flu. What the HELL are those guys are smoking?

    • Brent Dotson

      Agree, it’s totally insane. We got our first case in Utah yesterday; it is a mild case and he’s recovering at home. He just returned from the princess cruise in California. People have been buying all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer they can get for over two weeks. Empty shelves at all the Costcos and sams clubs in the state. At the same time the people are so worried they are crowding into a big box store and trying to buy the same products. No common sense at all.

    • Steve

      Heh … they’re not smoking anything, they’re just smart enough to realize that there’s good money in printing leftist wet dreams.

      • eon

        Or they’ve finally realized that AGW/Climate Change/Climate Chaos just isn’t scary enough to get everybody singing the Internationale, even a flattened fifth off-key. So it’s on to the next Big Lie.

        On the one hand, as scientists we are ethically bound to the scientific method, in effect promising to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but — which means that we must include all the doubts, the caveats, the ifs, ands, and buts. On the other hand, we are not just scientists but human beings as well. And like most people we’d like to see the world a better place, which in this context translates into our working to reduce the risk of potentially disastrous climatic change. To do that we need to get some broadbased support, to capture the public’s imagination. That, of course, entails getting loads of media coverage. So we have to offer up scary scenarios, make simplified, dramatic statements, and make little mention of any doubts we might have. This ‘double ethical bind’ we frequently find ourselves in cannot be solved by any formula. Each of us has to decide what the right balance is between being effective and being honest. I hope that means being both.

        -Dr. Stephen Schneider, quoted in Discover, October 1989, pp. 45-48

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Schneider

        Needless to say, he claimed he was “misinterpreted”.

        More exactly, he let the mask slip.

        clear ether

        eon

        • JTC

          “Always follow the money.”

          Same as it ever was.

    • Too Tall

      The Wuhanic Plague causes structural failure of concrete?

      Who knew?

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