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  • Henry

    I came here tonight because I knew DBD would be the only comic strip bold enough to show the DNC without their Bloomers.

  • Kafiroon

    Wait till he buys up all the AG’s in all the states and large cities.
    Then off to the gulag for all peons that drink a Big Gulp or do anything else he doesn’t like.

    • interventor

      Thought Soros was buying them.

      • NotYetInACamp

        They both are.

        • eon

          “Justice should only be purchasable when we do it!”

          -Progressive philosophy.

          clear ether

          eon

  • Too Tall

    DBD is more REAL than reality.

    There is a lot of merit in getting Bloomy and Soros into a bidding war. They are doing a great job identifying the Tangos for us deplorable, normal, Patriots.

    Nicely done, Chris!

  • Pamela

    Did he get his jacket from the children’s or petite women’s department at Bloomingdale’s?

    • interventor

      Same costume shop Charlie McCarthy got his.

  • WayneM

    Watching the whining from the Bernie Bros is worth the price of admission.

    • Henry

      Indeed. Watching their faces turn purple as they see the establishment Dems “steal” the nomination from them one more time makes me believe more and more that there will be actual blood shed at their convention, and it couldn’t happen at a better time.

  • Hal Dall MD

    His campaign was ‘One step for a small man, one giant sleep for mankind’.

  • Don D.

    Chris, Hervè Villachaíze, “Tatoo” in ‘Fantasy Island’ committed suicide in 1993. Damned good dig on Bloomberg, though!

    • Mike-SMO

      You know, of course, that if any y’all get ticketed for an unsignaled lane change in or near NYC, it will be a death penalty offense.

      Just sayin’.

    • T-cloud

      “Zee plane boss! Zee plane!”

  • T Paul

    Now Mini-Mike can raise awareness of things that affect people outside of New Yawk. Like… um, well, there’s, uh… I got nothin’.

    • Henry

      Farmin’!

      • eon

        I’m sort of sorry he’s out. I was looking forward to going to a townhall where he was holding forth about how smart he is, holding up a sign with about ten five-digit numbers on it, and challenging him to add them up, and then divide the result by five- without using any electronic assistance.

        And oh yes, show his work.

        I can do it, but of course I graduated from HS back in the Mesozoic era (1970s).

        clear ether

        eon

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      Speaking of “raising”, would his highness, Bloomin’Idjit, like a NYC phone book to sit on? Maybe a booster seat?

      • Doggo

        Does NYC still have a phone book? Does anyone?

  • You have to have attained a certain age to remember “Tatoo”, the short person on the TV series, “Fantasy Island”, with Ricardo Montelban and Herve Villechaize.

    You remember………”The Plane, Boss, The Plane ” !!!

    OK. It seems before Herve’s passing, he established an entire neighborhood of fully furnished, high dollar, condominiums in Florida’s Dade County. These condo’s were explicitly designed for persons Herve’s size. Everything was miniaturized down to the last detail.

    The benefactor, (Herve), provided this community of some 150 condo’s expressly for “The Little People” to have a free haven for the gathering and support of each other in a completely ‘No-Rent’, ‘No Mortgage’ environment!

    This totally unselfish gesture was not highly publicized. But, it was recently uncovered that the advertisement for taking over ownership of one of the condo’s was first spotted on aisle 6 of the HABA section in the grocery store, and billed as…………………

    Stay-Free Mini Pads !

    • Too Tall

      Rim shot!

  • Lucius Severus Pertinax

    Over 500 million dollars , shot to hell.. He COULD have tossed just a couple of those million MY way , and never felt a thing.. but Noooooo….

    • DeeKayT

      Think tax write off.

      • Unca Walt

        Bloomberg advertised on Bloomberg media. Better than a tax write-off, it was essentially free.

  • Bill G

    My thought was that as President, one of Bloomies first acts would have been to add salt and sugar to the substances no controlled by ATFE. He then could have renamed it SAFEST. He’s so busy protecting the honest folks from themselves that he doesn’t have time to bother having them protected from criminals.

    • JTC

      So what is Shaft doing there? And is he totin’?

  • Halley

    At least Bloomberg admitted he was actually Democrat and not Republican. I know of more than a few purported (R)s still pretending they aren’t demented (D)s and making fools of themselves doing so.

  • Punta Gorda

    According to the “news,” Trump is gonna hold a town hall in Creaky Pedo Joe’s hometown.

  • DogByte6RER

    The Little Dictator … Bloomberg’s Napoleonic Complex is on steroids.

    But alas … he just met his Waterloo and is out a half billion dollars!

    Well, you know what they say about a fool and his money …

    • NotYetInACamp

      Did Bloomy use Rothschild bankers also?

    • John D. Egbert

      Hat tip to Stilton Jarlsberg for nailing it again. His website is well worth a visit Mon, Wed, and Fri. Great stuff . . .

      • JSStryker

        I agree!

  • Old Codger

    Shame on you, Chris. What did Hervé Villechaize ever do to you?

    • PaulS

      Yer right, a punchline of “Charlie McCarthy! You sat on some guys lap, Amiright?!” Might have been better. LOL

      • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

        THAT’S worth a gigglesnort!

  • interventor

    Liarwatha’s off the the warpath. Another one bites the dust!

    • Swansonic

      Wonder who she will smoke a peace pipe with?

  • Does this sudden movement by the masses at the top of the Demoratic party scare any of you? It just seems REALLY SCARY, that they all fell behind and are backing a truly horrible candidate again and they all know it. Last time with Shrillary at least there was a strange cloak over everyone that they thought she could and would win. This time everyone is falling in behind a man that they know has signs of dementia and does not have a chance. Could there be a plan to get behind him then bring someone in the next 45 days to SAVE the day? He can’t raise money. He can’t debate and the previous president would not even endorse him.
    Now don’t get me wrong I truly, truly want him to win the primary outright so they can’t take it from him. I truly want to see DJT debate him. I would take off of work and make popcorn to make sure I could watch every savory moment. But, this jus smells of something that is just too easy. I don’t believe in our society today that it can happen like this.
    Chris, it might make a cool toon also.

    • JTC

      Discussed at some length here Mr. Fast One.

      There’s a plan of course but not I think as you envision…

      Biden is their man, always was. The rest of the clowns played their parts, but the only threat was the only honest politician in the group, Sanders. So they will destroy him.The puppetmasters have said from the beginning Bern would not be allowed to win and are waiting to step in. And Unc doesn’t need money and organization, he has MiniMike’s, and if he taps the little man for veep, it’s all legit expenses.

      So it’s Biden vs. Trump. The question is what is next in the plan? Are they willing to cede this cycle to us (Biden and who, Butt-giggety? Come on!) and ook to ’24 and beyond, or could they have a plan that gives them a solid shot right now…with a vice candidate who actually goes in the vice chair (not Bloomie) with a plan to give Biden a timeline to move on out of the way?

      • Kafiroon

        Probably far more accurate than most theories.
        Since I like off the wall:
        The Zero still wants to be seen as the Great “Pacifier” and I believe Big Mike would jump at the chance to order all the Honkeys in the most advanced country in the World around.
        Then again, The Pale Horse could show and Death rides upon it.
        Killary would quickly eliminate anyone foolish enough to let her near power.

  • Old Codger

    (cattle lowing off stage)

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