Culture Wars ← Previous post Next post → Comments Grunt GI Mar 04 2020 at 12:13 am Heh…that was good. Dang, Jo is looking damn good…so since she’s waterproof I assume she will be at the fundraising swimming hole this year…that would make up to six gorgeous babes…a new DBD record! John M. Mar 04 2020 at 12:25 am I’m trying to remember – what is Jo’s normal operating temperature, something like -10º C? If she goes in the swimmin’ hole, she would have to pump a lot of energy into her surface area just to keep the pond from freezing over… Mike-SMO Mar 04 2020 at 2:41 am Why waste time being traditional. With some “encouragement” Jillette would probably be all to happy to provide disposable Guillotine blades in a cartridge form, maybe even self-lubricating. An auto-loader Guillotine for the clear cutting. Would that be an “Assault Guillotine”? nonncom Mar 04 2020 at 10:23 am We could set it up on the senate steps… John Mar 04 2020 at 12:47 pm Just wait til summer. In Texas, unless they are stream fed, which isn’t likely, the swimmin’ holes can get close to a boil. I’d say SOP would be to send Jo in first to moderate the temperature. Kafiroon Mar 04 2020 at 12:15 am Tar and feathers. A rail to ride on. The American way. John M. Mar 04 2020 at 12:41 am The gallows for repeat offenders… Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 04 2020 at 12:50 am Necktie dancing lessons. Only one needed. AlexJ Mar 04 2020 at 4:28 am Would Construction cement and insulation be the modern equivalent? Asking for a friend… Henry Mar 04 2020 at 5:47 pm Superglue and packing peanuts. Too Tall Mar 04 2020 at 12:23 am Sam’s last comment leaves a mark in so many ways. John M. Mar 04 2020 at 12:35 am Could you imagine a Gillette edge on a Guillotine blade? Talk about a CLOSE shave! …but it would have to be re-stropped after every use, and re-ground every ten-or-so… Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 04 2020 at 12:38 am A close shave, indeed. And once would be all you need. ‘Till death do you “part”. John M. Mar 04 2020 at 12:43 am Do you mean ” ‘Til death do part you from your head?” Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 04 2020 at 12:51 am Yes, indeed. MasterDiver Mar 04 2020 at 8:26 pm That’s why it was called “Marrying the Widow”. Zar Belk! Lucius Severus Pertinax Mar 04 2020 at 4:08 am Stellite J, Rc 67…. NEVER needs resharpening Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 04 2020 at 12:40 am “Gillette, the best a man (and woman) can get.” Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 04 2020 at 12:42 am If the law does not protect me from thee, equally it does not protect thee from me. Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 04 2020 at 12:46 am Sam, what do ya mean, “Not likely”? I’m sure there are plenty of conservative patriots willing to make blades for guillotines -at cost. interventor Mar 04 2020 at 12:49 am Rope is organic and reusable. How, could the left object, Besides, after a number of uses, it could be cut into bits and sold as souvenirs. Might pay for construction of a ten trapdoor gallows. GWB Mar 04 2020 at 7:31 am ^this^ Henry Mar 04 2020 at 5:49 pm ‘Cuz it’s HEMP, dude! Waow! MasterDiver Mar 04 2020 at 8:29 pm Locks of hair from the executed were sold as souvenirs during the Terror (See the opening scenes of “The Scarlet Pimpernel” where a disguised Sir Percy shows off a whip made from the hair of several late aristocrats). Zar Belk! WayneM Mar 04 2020 at 1:09 am Pretty much anything coming out of France, whether it be revolution or post-modern philosophy, should be treated with caution & reserve. Joseph Meyer Mar 05 2020 at 1:43 am Including the metric system, for any other than scientific purposes. NotYetInACamp Mar 04 2020 at 1:22 am Here are some of the enemy warriors. https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/038/961/422/original/d185a2e26bbee693.jpg They do not appear to be in uniform. The problem is that there are three groups. Those who innately attempt to do good. Those who attempt to do evil and bad. And those who have no clue and are simply guided by self interest. Some are sociopaths. Those who attempt to do good are often very defenseless when confronted by the other two attempting to take all of their worked for acquired and accumulated wealth, be it intellectual, social, or physical. The evil is in control of most of the justice system. Something must be done. NotYetInACamp Mar 04 2020 at 1:26 am Jo could help cool the warm water at the swimming hole in the heat of the hot Texas sun and weather, should the weather be a tad uncomfortably warm at that time. There are various means that Jo could accomplish that assistance. NotYetInACamp Mar 04 2020 at 1:32 am What’s eight billion spent for “The Cause?” Punta Gorda Mar 04 2020 at 4:45 am Freedom has a nice ring to it… and a bit of recoil. Pamela Mar 04 2020 at 10:46 am And come in many forms, lengths and calibers. Bill G Mar 04 2020 at 6:10 am The two tiers have been blatantly obvious ever since Ted the Baptist (D)-Chappaquiddick, skated away from dropping a car and a girlfriend into a river then going home to sleep it off before notifying anyone. We were told to ignore and forget that; now that the New Media is operating, they’re rubbing our noses in it. Paladin Mar 04 2020 at 7:21 am Civil War 2.0 is coming. They are lining up against us. GOP-e, Dem Leadership, ANTIFA, Bernie-Bro’s. It will be a consorted effort. eon Mar 04 2020 at 7:36 am The problem is that the modern “enlightened elite'” are the Jacobins who want to kill everybody else in the name of “Liberte’, Egalite’, Fraternity”. They are certain that they can create Heaven on Earth if everybody else will just please die already. clear ether eon Badger Mar 04 2020 at 8:01 am Used to be a guillotine fan. But there are so many to be dealt with, really it’s about throughput. Nowadays I’m a fan of the Morbark Model 50/48X. PaulS Mar 04 2020 at 9:05 am That could get sticky, and be a certain biohazard risk! Old Codger Mar 04 2020 at 9:46 am Well, shit! Feed the output to the digesters at a sewage treatment plant, capture the resulting methane and use it to power the beast. Hellova way to go but it you feed the subjects in head first it WOULD be QUICK and the brain would be shredded before there was time to perceive any pain. If there was somebody you REALLY despised you could accidentally feed ’em in feet first. Oops! Pamela Mar 04 2020 at 10:48 am Just don’t feed them to the hogs. Don’t want the Bacon supply ruined. Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 04 2020 at 11:05 am Put the Morbark on a large boat/barge, do the operation out in the deep seas, feed the fishes. Professional courtesy, sharks gotta eat too, ya know? OR Do the operation in the mid west, at corn and wheat fields, let the “output” fertilize the fields. The ultimate in recycling, the “greenies” would like that (or not). You’d want to let the fields lie fallow for a year or two, just to let everything sterilize in the sunlight before planting. John M. Mar 04 2020 at 2:00 pm Soylent Green… Halley Mar 04 2020 at 8:54 am If the DNC/MSM give Biden the nomination, will his historic position as the first openly Alzheimers candidate qualify him as “diverse”? eon Mar 04 2020 at 9:32 am It will make it simpler for his VP to run the country. I expect a historic catfight between Fauxcahontas, Stacey Abrams and Butthead for that slot. At least until Hillary smiles at them, and they all suddenly remember important business in Aruba, East Timor, and/or Outer Mongolia that will take at least a decade for each of them. clear ether eon Kafiroon Mar 04 2020 at 9:47 am It would be interesting to see if there were new highly convoluted Arkancides among them with none repeating any old ones. Doggo Mar 04 2020 at 9:54 am Expect the legal maneuvers to declare President Gropey Joe incompetent to start the week after inauguration in that scenario. I expect it will take her about a month to get it done. Then we’ll have President Bitch eon Mar 04 2020 at 11:20 am Followed by Hillary’s Very Special KILLKILLKILLWAAAAHHH!! Time. That might be a good time to move out of Israel and Kansas City. The latter “just because”. clear ether eon Pamela Mar 04 2020 at 10:49 am Eww Gross! That’s one NASTY woman. Old Codger Mar 04 2020 at 9:47 am It might but he wouldn’t remember it. 😉 Henry Mar 04 2020 at 5:52 pm He’d just claim to be America’s first Versace president. The Duck Hunter Mar 04 2020 at 10:18 am My Pop used to say “When I get to be King! it’ll be OFF! with their heads!” He was Canadian and was a green card holder until he died. I jokingly repeat him a lot but in reality, the head that needs to come off is only 561 people big. 17 Executive branch 9 Judicial branch 35 Legislative branch Now if we start with the Legislative, we would be moving in the right direction. An Article 5 Convention of States would effectively chop off the heads and other appendages, yes I’m thinking that one too, (Congressional sex sludge fund) so that the other 2 branches would come in line. Then we have the problem of the uneducated and misinformed populace to deal with. I don’t mind opposing views but people that come at me without checking the facts…oh well that’s for another time… Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 04 2020 at 10:57 am Taking a “page” from the latter chapters of “Absolved” (RIP Mike V), don’t forget the un-elected, appointed-for-life, behind-the-scenes, TRULY Deep State, lawyers and bureaucrats. For your reading pleasure, what is available of “Absolved” by Mike Vanderboegh: https (colon) //billstclair (dot) com/absolved/ https (colon) //billstclair (dot) com/absolved/absolved (dot) html (I don’t seem to have authorization to post links, and they disappear, never to be seen again. hence the (dot)s and (colon)s. hopefully this comes through and posts) The Duck Hunter Mar 04 2020 at 10:19 am That should have been 535 Simon Jester Mar 04 2020 at 10:20 am Put each body under a sapling tree. Bang, instant forest! It’s even Green in the sense that all those new trees would be a huge (yuge?) carbon offset… DogByte6RER Mar 04 2020 at 10:26 am A necktie party for unAmerican anti-Constitutional Progressives and their fellow travelers in the Left. We’ll make them feel a little bit better and provide them some last momentary comfort by using hemp rope … interventor Mar 04 2020 at 11:21 am Another bites the dust! Bloomie’s out of the running. Leaves Joe, Bernie and Liarwatha. Liarwatha should be next. Her ego will keep her in the game. If, there is enough wampum. JTC Mar 04 2020 at 12:58 pm Bloomie wasn’t really running, his money was…and still is. He pledged $1B to the D nominee, him or whoever. He’s only spent half. Somebody has 500 million coming soon to a campaign near you. JTC Mar 04 2020 at 1:33 pm Edited to add, Bloomberg has endorsed Biden. The primary is over. That half-billion dollar war-chest is for Trump. You can buy a lot of shit for that much money. Maybe Little Mike was running for Vice President all along? John M. Mar 04 2020 at 2:10 pm Now there’s a scary thought – Biden for Pres, L’il Mike for Veep. then as someone else here mentioned, declare Joe incompetent a week after the inauguration, and because of the 25th Amendment Mikey has the job… I think I’ll stick with Trump… JTC Mar 04 2020 at 3:43 pm Well there’s always Big Mike… JTC Mar 04 2020 at 4:12 pm Related, The Bloom’s investment so far was exempt from contribution laws that would apply if he was donating to someone else, and running as a self-financed VP one assumes frees up the other half bil. And he has established a huge network of wonks offices and teevee time. Have we been had? It doesn’t matter because DT will destroy Biden regardless of who his vice is, as long as… …no not the Beast, it is dead. As long as it’s not Big Mike in the ultimate switcheroo with the Little One. In which case it is curtains, not just for 2020 but with their eyes on the prize of ‘24 and beyond, a truly irresistible force. Kirk Mar 04 2020 at 1:36 pm 2 Tiers…. how correct. We nee to start printing T-shirts with guillotines on the front, and the Quote about this on the back. Halley Mar 04 2020 at 2:17 pm When the election fraud(D) criminals(D) are exposed and PDT wins in November, will Purple Reign have a place in the new cabinet? ottersmith Mar 04 2020 at 4:55 pm We’ve been being had since Wilson; we’re finally beginning to notice. Not sure what can be done about it. Repealing laws and discharging employees doesn’t create an electorate that is free, able to use freedom properly, and willing and able to keep that freedom. I _really_ don’t like that; it sounds like I think we’re doomed (and maybe we are.) Lyle Mar 04 2020 at 7:00 pm We are doomed. Or rather, America as ostensibly founded is doomed. Generations ago, the American Principles of Liberty disappeared somewhere between the false “opposites” of the Republican/Democrat dialectic. We’ll continue falling for the dog and pony show by voting in the lesser of two evils, and occasionally the greater, until our frustration and agony have prepared us to accept the new, global, fascist, church/state system which the Romish forces have been patiently building for us over the last 200+ years. Then it’s hello to the New Dark Ages, with all the terrible implications thereof, augmented, secured and implemented via the latest technologies. And we will have helped finance the whole thing, and our participation will be cited as tacit approval! Our true hope is cited throughout the Bible, e.g; “Have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather expose them.” “Here is the patience of the saints: here are they that keep the commandments of God, and the faith of Jesus.” Joseph Meyer Mar 05 2020 at 1:46 am Ever since Gillette came out with those “woke” commercials about how we “cis-gendered” males suck, I have gone back to my straight razors and strop. Doggo Mar 05 2020 at 12:05 pm I’ve changed my morning routine to Schick and Barbasol. At least they don’t hate me to my face. Reply Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.