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  • March 27, 2020 at 12:13 am
    Swansonic

    In Chicago at yesterday’s press conference / whine-a-thon a law enforcement type said that 100 people gathering in a group along the lakeshore was the most dangerous thing for the entire city.

    For a second I thought he was referring to the mayor & the city council…..

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    • March 27, 2020 at 4:16 pm
      MK in Wisconsin

      I can’t tell you how happy I am that I escaped Chicagoland last fall. Life here behind the Cheddar Curtain is a really nice change! They even tolerate that I’m a Cub fan (although I’ve found it advantageous not to discuss football around here. Packers are religion in these parts)

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  • March 27, 2020 at 12:14 am
    ExNuke

    Be glad, can you imagine getting all the government we are paying for?

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  • March 27, 2020 at 12:15 am
    JTC

    Funny I was just reading a politico thing from a few months ago “The Purell Presidency” all about DJT’s “well known germaphobia”. Ironic coincidence or something else?

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    • March 27, 2020 at 5:22 am
      Halley

      “I’m a germaphobe” – the line I remember best from PDT’s first press conference after the Deep State leaked the Fake Dossier to the Enemy of the People. Germaphobia makes golden showers with Moscow hetaerae exceedingly unlikely.

      Good that Sam and Zed are not susceptible to the Blue Plague (that enables the Kung Flu).

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    • March 27, 2020 at 10:47 am
      JTC
  • March 27, 2020 at 12:16 am
    formwiz

    Lots of people defying the Demo dictators.

    Makes ya proud to be an American, don’t it?

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  • March 27, 2020 at 12:23 am
    Swansonic

    The mayor almost broke down – all you peons aren’t doing what we told you! It was embarrassing to listen to.

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  • March 27, 2020 at 12:28 am
    Pamela

    MMM Red Meat. What are the sides?

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    • March 27, 2020 at 12:54 am
      WayneM

      It’s Texas… so twice baked potatoes, garlic green beans and Texas toast.

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      • March 27, 2020 at 4:37 am
        Mike-SMO

        All fun and games, but even in Texas you have to “tip” the server before you doze off burping…

      • March 27, 2020 at 10:20 am
        Pamela

        So what’s for Dessert and is whipped cream involved…

      • March 27, 2020 at 11:59 am
        John

        I’m not familiar with garlic green beans.
        Are they boiled or fried?

      • March 27, 2020 at 2:59 pm
        Henry

        Never had this in Texas, but had it plenty in Chinese restaurants. Usually wok-fried with ground pork “sprinkles,” and usually spicy.

      • March 28, 2020 at 12:55 am
        WayneM

        John, here’s a recipe…

        https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/garlic-green-beans-recipe-2103993

        As a Canadian who now has a foothold in Texas, I’m far from expert on the local cuisine but I’ve had garlic green beans at a couple of restaurants… and Texas was the first place I’d had it so I thought it was regional.

      • March 27, 2020 at 1:14 pm
        JTC

        Hot fresh cinnamon apple pie with homecranked vanilla ice cream is for dessert. And yes whipped cream is involved. But not with the apple pie, it’s for the creampie of course.

      • March 27, 2020 at 6:42 pm
        Pamela

        😉

  • March 27, 2020 at 1:16 am
    Pete231

    What !? No Shiner Bock ?!

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    • March 27, 2020 at 5:54 am
      Paladin

      When I lived in Texas, I preferred ZiegenBock Amber. Damm I miss Texas.

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      • March 27, 2020 at 8:55 am
        Old Codger

        You’re always welcome to move back. We got plenty o’ room.

  • March 27, 2020 at 1:36 am
    Pete231

    Hey, what about pork, the other white meat ? ………

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    • March 27, 2020 at 2:51 am
      Lucius Severus Pertinax

      Cat.. the OTHER Other White Meat.. ;-P

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      • March 27, 2020 at 8:57 am
        Old Codger

        Don’t laugh. In some places it just might come to that. 😉

    • March 27, 2020 at 5:57 am
      JTC

      Or “poke”…
      the “other” other white meat.

      But not at Damon’s place.

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      • March 27, 2020 at 6:00 am
        JTC

        Shoulda been “other” other other white meat…

  • March 27, 2020 at 7:21 am
    noy fub

    ExNuke, even though it’s not the exact quote, you need to credit Will rogers for that one.

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    • March 27, 2020 at 8:04 am
      ExNuke

      Didn’t remember his name and he probably got it from someone else who got it from someone else all the way back to the Greeks or Romans. It’s more a universal truth than a quote.

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    • March 27, 2020 at 8:35 am
      MasterDiver

      To borrow a little more of WR’s wisdom. Can you imagine what it would be like if the Democrats were an ORGANIZED political party?

      Zar Belk!

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    • March 27, 2020 at 12:04 pm
      John

      Will Rogers claimed he didn’t belong to an organized political party because he was a Democrat.
      I wonder what he’d think of the present Clown Car.

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  • March 27, 2020 at 8:17 am

    High Speed Capitalism m

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  • March 27, 2020 at 8:53 am

    Seems to me the 561 rulers of our country by creating a deficit, unbalanced budget have created a whole new economy that they cannot tax (yet), or have any real control over… hmmm

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    • March 27, 2020 at 8:09 pm
      John M.

      435 Members of the House
      100 Members of the Senate
      9 Supreme Court Justices
      1 President
      545 total – who are the other 16?

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      • March 28, 2020 at 12:27 am
        NotYetInACamp

        They might be from the other states Obama said that he went to.
        Maybe Soros, Hillary, former chief of staff and PresidentActual Vallerie Jarret, former AG Holder, or others. Rahm would like to be one. Wasn’t the constitution torn up by Barry/Barrack?
        Actually I havre no clue as to how to make sense on that. Just some mental excess streamage.

  • March 27, 2020 at 9:13 am
    Halley

    I get it that PDT has been forced, for the first time in his presidency, to play defence. But to get away with sabotaging the US economy like this in an election year – the Left must never be allowed to do something like this again. The weapons they use next time will make COVID19 look like child’s play.

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    • March 27, 2020 at 12:23 pm
      John

      If the Republicans are smart they will resurrect the TEA party (which may happen anyway when the New Debt Crisis wipes out the Post-Covid-19 recovery) and overwhelm what’s left of the Democrats with I-Told-You-So at the ballot box.
      What’s really needed though is some way to prevent accumulating that Mountain of Debt in peacetime, which I believe is probably a direct consequence of a popularly elected Senate that cannot bring themselves to stop pandering to the lowest common denominator.
      That may require nothing less than a Constitutional Amendment.

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  • March 27, 2020 at 10:17 am
    DogByte6RER

    Xi Jinping and the rest of his ChiCom buttlickers, the globalists, the UN and the WHO, the Democrat Party and their RINO buttlickers, the Deep State as well as all of the open-border zealots and SJWs OWN this virus.

    I wish they could all be put together into one big quarantine house; they could have their very own COVID-19 house party.

    They might as well create and organize a new political party just for them and name it the COVID Party …

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  • March 27, 2020 at 10:29 am
    rochester_veteran

    I live in Colorado Springs now (moved here last August) and things have been OK here since the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic. Yeah, darn idiot hoarders bought up all the TP and I’ve avoided grocery shopping on busy Saturdays and mostly shop on weekdays in the morning. The shelves are getting better stocked, the beer aisle is well stocked and my favorite, Voodoo Ranger IPA 12 packs are on sale! The meat department is also getting better stocked since those initial panic buying days. I’ve been able to get some really good angus steak, pork chops, hamburger patties, chicken wings and bacon! I’m eating good, almost too good lately! 🙂 Fellow customers are nice to each other and the staff is hanging in there and I make it a point to say a good word to them as they’ve been on the front lines of this, stressful for them as well! The TP aisle is still mostly barren, but I’ve seen packages stocked when they can get it. Frozen veggies are also pretty bare as well as soups and canned food. I haven’t seen any mob scenes so far and people seem to be going out of their way to be nice to each other! Yeah, social distancing is being practiced for the most part. People are friendly in Colorado and along with the beautiful mountain scenery and nice weather for the most part, I think helps uplift peoples spirits, I know it uplifts me! I hope you’re all dealing with the COVID-19 pandemic as best as you can! Having a good sense of humor helps and this is why I start my day here on https://www.daybydaycartoon.com/ !

    RV

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    • March 27, 2020 at 6:53 pm
      Hobomatt

      Hey RV!
      Welcome to the Springs! It’s an odd town but I’ve been here since 1972 when I landed here from Vietnam. Been following DBD for many years…

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  • March 27, 2020 at 10:38 am
    rochester_veteran

    Forgot to mention that liquor stores and MJ dispensaries are open a they’re considered essential services showing that Coloradans have their priorities in order! 🙂

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    • March 27, 2020 at 11:06 am
      JTC

      Ah sweet Mary Jane…no wonder everybody there is so darn nice!

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      • March 27, 2020 at 11:18 am
        rochester_veteran

        JTC, yeah, I believe there is a correlation! 🙂

    • March 27, 2020 at 4:57 pm
      interventor

      States want the tax revenue.

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  • March 27, 2020 at 10:45 am
    DogByte6RER

    Oh … and in other news: Washed-up, has been comedienne Kathy Griffin may have just burped and sharted herself, checked-in to a hospital, and blames President DJT and VP Mike Pence for all her troubles and worries …

    https://www.lacortenews.com/n/kathy-griffin-hospitalized-says-she-has-unbearably-painful-coronavirus-symptoms-and-blames-trump?utm_source=LaCorte+Report&utm_campaign=ec28f31561-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2020_03_27_12_17&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_76634a41c9-ec28f31561-73073853

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    • March 27, 2020 at 12:32 pm
      Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      Karma is a bitch.
      And The Immutable Law of Unintended Consequences can never, ever be repealed.

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  • March 27, 2020 at 10:50 am

    All this crap is priceless in its own way.

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  • March 27, 2020 at 12:38 pm
    Pamela

    San Fran Nan thinks Refugees are more worthy of $350,000,000,000.00 than Americans

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    • March 27, 2020 at 4:32 pm
      Steve

      But of course! She can divert more of it to her own pockets that way.

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    • March 28, 2020 at 12:10 am
      NotYetInACamp

      The fake “Refugees” are Fran’s replacement voters.

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  • March 27, 2020 at 2:58 pm
    JTC

    “What’s at steak.”

    Not a question; it’s a bloody brilliant and succinct admonition and commentary on the condition that could very realistically happen in real life, where in such an agitated, crazed and illogical condition such a trade could be made…

    Pretty sharp and perceptive CM.

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  • March 27, 2020 at 6:38 pm
    interventor

    Received by email, Walgreen’s weekly specials. There were four for TP, Bet, if I go there tomorrow, there will be none on the shelves.

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  • March 27, 2020 at 8:27 pm
    Oldarmourer

    I’d like to be the first to offer my condolences for sleepy joe’s upcoming sacrifice in refusing to use a ventilator once he’s ‘diagnosed’ with the wuhan flu in a week or so. so killary can have it instead…not that she hasn’t had one following her around for the past few years anyway.

    That should solve several problems at once for the dnc…

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  • March 27, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    Barter – the original economic system. It should still work.

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  • March 28, 2020 at 12:08 am
    NotYetInACamp

    Pandumbic

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    • March 28, 2020 at 2:28 pm
      John

      I agree.
      The paper companies are still intact and highly automated so all they have to do is add shifts to take up the slack. There will be no shortage once the distribution system catches up and the hoarders will be stuck with a supply they can’t unload.

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      • March 28, 2020 at 5:33 pm
        Doggo

        John, you’re assuming that toilet paper manufacturers are considered “essential” by whatever government entity is trying to lock people up in their homes.

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