Just One More Hit.


  • May 13, 2019 at 12:09 am

    The fact that this dizzy bitch doesn’t know who/what the Eloi were comes as absolutely NO surprise to me.

    However, she WOULD make a passable Morlock…..the George Pal version, ’cause she be WAAAAAY too YUUUGLY to be Weena.

    • May 15, 2019 at 1:17 am

      I dunno, she seems like a Weena to me.

  • May 13, 2019 at 12:14 am

    Some of those democrats sure look like Morlocks and act like them from time to time. Like when they are picking the bones of dead Americans to get their agendas passed in gun control and immigration.

    • May 13, 2019 at 10:53 pm
      John M.

      Nadler comes to mind when someone talks about Morlocks… or should that be the other way around?

  • May 13, 2019 at 12:15 am
    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    Future generations will not be “eloi”, they’ll be “morlocks”.

    And I thought it was “Green Nude Eel”.

    • May 13, 2019 at 6:50 am
      Delilah T.

      It IS Green Nude Eel – slick, slimy, slitherin’ slime.

      Why does that bimbo kind of creep me out?

      Anyone besides me wondering if warm weather will ever get here? Snow in New England/Maritime Provinces is not my cup of tea when we’re halfway through May.

      • May 13, 2019 at 9:39 am

        The green revolution has come.
        You will take your global warming / climate change and like it.
        They are in charge now. ….. as planned. And that is all that matters.

      • May 13, 2019 at 6:55 pm
        Mike Mulligan

        Sooo, are actually in a camp!

      • May 13, 2019 at 10:02 am

        D, as to “warm weather” you can have some of mine.

        90 degrees here the last couple weeks, with its attendant sweat, humidity, and swarms of lovebugs. Time to head for the hills.

      • May 13, 2019 at 11:17 am

        I’d say all their glo-bull warming predictions were concentrated here, but of course it’s ever been thus…live in hell, expect to get burned.

      • May 13, 2019 at 9:31 pm

        And you live here in the center of Glorious Tourist Heaven Florida!
        But then it is cooler here on the coast.

      • May 13, 2019 at 12:03 pm
        Delilah T.

        And there is a winter-like weather pattern threatening California, but the cool weather in my AO might just let the linnaria (pretty plant with tiny maroon/gold blossoms) bloom a little longer.

        Not complaining, mind you, just don’t like having to run my furnace in June as I have done the last few years. 🙂

      • May 13, 2019 at 12:49 pm

        I’m hoping the HOT Sticky weather stays away this summer.
        The only time a woman should feel that way is after…

  • May 13, 2019 at 12:17 am
    Big Jim

    Beware the Morlocks behind the scenes. They have a new name, “Progressives”

  • May 13, 2019 at 12:30 am

    Somehow it doesn’t seem right to call them “reporters” since they don’t truthfully report anything. We can’t call them “manufacturers” although they make shit up constantly but the end product isn’t real. I think DJT said it best… “You are Fake News” or in the case of CNN “Really Fake News.”

    • May 13, 2019 at 8:06 am

      Manure muckers

      • May 13, 2019 at 2:54 pm

        Perhaps Carl Benjamin aka Sargon of Akkad said it best when he calls them “Dirty dirty smear merchants”?

    • May 13, 2019 at 2:43 pm


  • May 13, 2019 at 12:38 am

    The word she is searching for is “serfs”

  • May 13, 2019 at 12:43 am

    Everything’ll be provided for implies everything’ll be provided by.

    But JK, she doesn’t really mean it, you buncha Dwights.

    If you can get past that face, there’s some serious funny here:

    • May 13, 2019 at 6:54 am

      I’m good with Dwight. AOC is the below average sea sponge.

      • May 13, 2019 at 7:23 pm
        Steve Peterson

        You are insulting the sea sponge! lol

  • May 13, 2019 at 12:50 am

    AOC wants you know all that talk about the world ending in 12 years was just dry humor. Just a joke!

    AOC May 12 tweet: This is a technique of the GOP, to take dry humor + sarcasm literally and “fact check” it.

    Like the “world ending in 12 years” thing, you’d have to have the social intelligence of a sea sponge to think it’s literal.

    I’m certain the former waitress and bartender has absorbed many different liquids of questionable benefit like a sponge over the years, yup.

    • May 13, 2019 at 9:49 am

      Like the fake news didn’t do a fact check on the burgers piled “a mile high” during one of their intense hissy fits of calling ORANGEMANBAD a Big Fat Liar, and proven once again by his hamburger comments, as everyone among the progressives and democrats of the bought and paid for press knows that hamburgers can’t be stacked a mile high. They have scientists that might be able to prove it, too. And did ORANGEMANBAD show a receipt that he bought the food for the players during the government ‘shut down’ that ORANGEMANBAD hosted at the White house using the beautiful silver and china to pile the hamburgers and French Fries upon?
      They may just think differently. Maybe she is a replicant with a 12 year off date?

    • May 13, 2019 at 10:18 am

      It was better in my link from the opposition up there, since they as well as she are the gist of the ‘toon. Better pic too. :I

      Sometimes you gotta get your shit straight from the donkey’s ass if you’re going to understand it and survive it. Tomayto/Tomahto as the man said.

  • May 13, 2019 at 1:25 am

    Soylent Green is what she is advocating for the unwashed, unenlightened masses she sees from behind the lenses of those crazy eyes.

    • May 13, 2019 at 12:05 pm
      Delilah T.

      Soylent Green meant people who were stupid enough to stay in the cities (or move there) were fodder. The rest of us were smart enough to stay away.

  • May 13, 2019 at 2:10 am

    Ms. Rooftop Dancer strikes (out) again.

  • May 13, 2019 at 2:57 am

    I think the word she’s reaching for is “lemmings”.

  • May 13, 2019 at 4:16 am

    The “reporters” are eager co-conspirators in the criminally treasonous coup attempt against the president. AOC is merely a useful idiot.

    • May 13, 2019 at 6:33 am

      No, she’s an actual leader. Of the young Turks in the Democratic Party, who are now as busy fighting the old guard like Pelosi for power as they are trying to destroy the rest of us.

      It’s the Mafia’s Castellammarese War of 1930-31 all over again. With AOC as Maranzano, Booker as Genovese, Kamala Himmler as Luciano, and Pelosi as Masseria.

      I’m expecting another Night of the Sicilian Vespers (10-11 Apr 1931) in the near future.

      clear ether


      • May 13, 2019 at 11:09 am

        True, and that internecine thing they’ve got going on is to all our benefit in the short term at least.

        And Crazy Eyes really liked sitting in the old lady’s chair in her absence…Masseria better watch her back.

        Question is though, who will play the role of Luciano?

      • May 13, 2019 at 11:14 am

        Oh crap, I didn’t see Kamala’s credit up there…

        Ain’t gonna happen though, that bird is NOT a consensus builder. More like Unca Joe I think, which would be awesome for us.

      • May 13, 2019 at 12:07 pm
        Delilah T.

        eon, you underestimate the egocentricity of that bunch of twerps you see as the young Turks. They are SO stupid, that if they got any authority at all, they’d start squabbling and torching and blasting everyone around them to seize it. I believe they would eat each other alive if given the chance.

      • May 13, 2019 at 12:56 pm

        We need to be careful should one of the twerps actually have what was termed a Classical Education from an early age. Or check out their bookcases to see if there is a well thumbed edition of The Art of War Sunny or Nicky.

  • May 13, 2019 at 5:20 am

    They are ‘speakers’, in the electronics sense.
    They emit sounds based solely on the signals given them.

  • May 13, 2019 at 6:21 am
    John Locke

    No no guys you’ve got it all wrong. Progressives will be come the eloi, and the rest of the world are the morlocks. The true patriots, will unfortunately, be killed off in this alternative future. Let’s not let that happen. Keep fighting in the polls, keep standing for your beliefs!

  • May 13, 2019 at 6:36 am

    Alrightfess up Chris, did you come up with that bit of Progressive English as a Second Language eloi-ally bit, or did your sponsor Mr. Woosely?
    Either way, IMHO, SUPERIOR nuance in appropriate satire!

  • May 13, 2019 at 6:39 am

    Given her incandescent ignorance, it wouldn’t surprise me at all that she hasn’t read a single real book.
    (Much less a classic of literature.)

  • May 13, 2019 at 6:40 am

    If you define AOC as dumber than a box of rocks, then you’d better empty the box. Otherwise, you’ll be exaggerating her mental powers, and slandering the rocks.

  • May 13, 2019 at 6:53 am
    Delilah T.

    I agree with Tagg. I have rocks on my desk that are smarter than she is.

    All I would like right now is a woodburning fireplace in my house, as a hedge against the New Little Ice Age.

    • May 13, 2019 at 8:22 am

      Delilah, do you mean the coming (in 12 years) Global Warming?

      • May 13, 2019 at 12:10 pm
        Delilah T.

        Winter weather patterns this late in the year in the northern hemisphere signal the opposite. If only they all got snowed in up to the 5th floor… and no one answered their calls for help until the rest of the city was cleaned up….

        What? I can dream, can’t i?

    • May 13, 2019 at 8:44 am
      Too Tall

      Despite the “Climate Idiots” (Motto: The Scientific Method is hard, so we use consensus.) continuous torturing of the data (“second warmest April ever”), the sun remain quiet, and the solar constant continues to fall.

      I am in northwest Illinois this week and it looks more like the middle of March, not May.

      Glaciers and the polar ice caps are starting to grow.

      We are at the end of a warm interglacial, a very brief warm interglacial.

      Bundle up Delilah, the extended climate forecast is for cold, extreme cold.

      • May 13, 2019 at 12:11 pm
        Delilah T.

        Very aware. Apple trees are just beginning to show floral buds now. VERY late. I’m tracking it all. Have been for a very long time.

    • May 13, 2019 at 9:48 am

      I thought I read they were banning burning wood, coal, furnace oil and natural gas lines in your neck of the woods.
      Too polluting.

      • May 13, 2019 at 6:47 pm
        Delilah T.

        No, that’s some place else. People still have natural stuff like wood-burning fireplaces, and outdoor fire circles – that sort of thing. Gas is still heating and cooking, etc.
        It ain’t over until those idiots find themselves freezing to death because the “green” stuff doesn’t work in bad weather, and they’re in the midst of a 9-foot blizzard. Remember what happened to Boston not so long ago.

      • May 13, 2019 at 9:28 pm

        Here we have Hot, Hotter and when we have the AC serviced known as January. Ask JTC.

      • May 13, 2019 at 9:55 pm

        And as you say up there, the sea/gulf breeze keeps the temps down a bit compared to here in the belly of the beast, but as they say it’s not just the heat, it’s the humidity, the stupidity (largely imported), and then you’ve got this shit which in this case is on the coast right around Chris’s place:

        And yeah, maybe it’s me just being sick of the place after lo these many (60) years in it. Familiarity breeds contempt as they also say. (Who is this “they” anyway?).

  • May 13, 2019 at 8:12 am

    Sheesh, I’d think they would change, but no!
    1) Always deceive
    2) Accuse the other side of doing what you are doing.
    3) Hand the MSM marching orders; AKA The “Take it and lie kit!”

  • May 13, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    Chiquita Kruschev

  • May 13, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    Of particular interest to NYIAC:

    So Hungary’s Orban visits Trump today and is roundly attacked and lambasted as the worst thing to hit the planet since…well, Trump.

    Major hit piece on NPR today…it seems all the “young educated” types are leaving there, going to places like Germany and France. Hope Orban shares his strategy with DT on what do we have to do to get our young educated (aka radical leftist academics) to head for those parts too?

    • May 14, 2019 at 1:51 am

      Add even more Muslims. Or cowbell. Or both.



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