Children, Family ← Previous post Next post → Comments Pamela Jun 06 2019 at 12:17 am You use what you’ve got. How many bytes in that thing? pyrodice Jun 06 2019 at 11:50 pm Oh man, like, at LEAST 8. Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Jun 06 2019 at 11:54 pm Probably more than was on the NASA capsule to the moon. Halley Jun 06 2019 at 1:33 am Something about those Tic Tac sightings doesn’t add up… cb Jun 06 2019 at 7:45 am Adding things up: https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/28305/carrier-group-in-recent-ufo-encounters-had-new-air-defense-tech-just-like-nimitz-in-2004-incident Halley Jun 06 2019 at 1:42 pm I dunno. Reminds me too much of Loch Ness monster sightings – always conveniently just-too-vague enough to ever be identifiable. Aliens – as unlikely as an honest Democrat. Super-advanced but secret human technology – as possible as an honest MSM journalist. Something else entirely – most likely. Best bet – Laz/Lor in the Dora. CaptDMO Jun 06 2019 at 6:41 am Meh, can’t be any worse than piloting a scow in Far Cry, navigating with a can of Cheese Girl in The Journeyman Project, The or zeroing in with a delta wing in Assassin’s Creed. MasterDiver Jun 06 2019 at 8:08 am Or a Kzinti “Scream of Vengeance” fighter with a Gravity Polarizer drive. (Could Javier be contracting for the Jatoki?) Zar Belk! Bill Jun 06 2019 at 6:59 am Where are the levels? I click on the red border but nothing. On an iPhone. kadaka Jun 06 2019 at 7:10 am Chris seems to have forgotten that link, you can still use the ones on the home page, scroll down and click on a level. PaulS Jun 06 2019 at 7:55 am They were here yesterday, I think;) Chris Muir Jun 06 2019 at 8:24 am Link back in. Need coffee. Too Tall Jun 06 2019 at 8:14 am So much truth and reality in that second panel. It probably should be a poster on the wall of every major engineering project. Kafiroon Jun 06 2019 at 9:29 am Meh. Kluge Engineering works better and far more often than what the brain boys dream up that has to be invented first at usually great cost. Those of us with experience know this. kadaka Jun 06 2019 at 1:31 pm Paint it up like a Valium capsule then send it floating through San Francisco at night with a speaker saying “Nancy? Where is Nancy? I’m for you, Nancy.” Nancy Jun 06 2019 at 2:21 pm Maybe Daddy should spring for a better handheld game. Pamela Jun 06 2019 at 2:52 pm What chores can Javier do to earn the money to get what he wants? kadaka Jun 06 2019 at 3:37 pm Right now, write a chatbot that creates outraged outrageous articles for Vox to help with their writer shortage. His mother Jan could help as she understands marketing to liberals. chris muir Jun 06 2019 at 2:50 pm Mr. Furutani, I need your email, send to firstname.lastname@example.org Lyle Jun 06 2019 at 3:38 pm Gravity drive. Heh. How about pixie dust? I’ve seen it work wonders in another cartoon, by Disney. Sprinkled on, or snorted. kadaka Jun 06 2019 at 4:09 pm United States gravity control propulsion research They were getting some great scientific research done and papers published in respected journals, which includes work by defense contractors, up to 1974 when the government stopped paying for it. But of course the Reds kept going, and who really thinks the US and allies just dropped it right there? JTC Jun 06 2019 at 4:00 pm A wild and crazy sci-fi fighting vessel would be cool… But seventy five years ago there was naught but swarms of planes and gliders filling the night sky with their vulnerable precious cargo, and thousands of heroes pouring onto the beach with only their patriotism, courage, and God’s will to shield them. Damn those guys were amazing then, even more so in retrospect. Kafiroon Jun 06 2019 at 4:06 pm Amen. kadaka Jun 06 2019 at 4:15 pm But today on Twitter another leftist narrative emerged, reminding us it was the Soviets that beat Hitler, not the US. But hey, thanks for participating in another great Communist victory! cb Jun 06 2019 at 9:08 pm OT Winning? We’ll see: http://www.floppingaces.net/most-wanted/something-big-just-happened-on-mexicos-southern-border/ interventor Jun 07 2019 at 12:07 am Mexico’s southern border is 150 miles. Ought to be relatively easy for even them to control that. Unfortunately, there’s graft and corruption. markm Jun 07 2019 at 3:55 pm @kadaka “United States gravity control propulsion research” Unless they had a UFO, managed to find out something about how it worked, AND kept that a secret for over 60 years, this was pure boondoggle. And our government just isn’t that good at keeping secrets. Even the Soviets weren’t that effective. There’s only one known theory for gravity control, and that’s to move huge concentrated masses – like millions of tons of lead. (For example, see Robert L. Forward’s novel “Dragons Egg”, where astronauts use moon-sized lead balls to counteract the gravitational shear of a neutron star and enable a manned human ship to survive in low orbit. But we don’t have any way to support, let alone move, such a mass. Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.