Culture Wars, Men & Women, Sex ← Previous post Next post → Comments Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Jun 05 2019 at 12:05 am Are Damon and Javier looking for another earth-type planet to settle? Count me in! Too Tall Jun 05 2019 at 12:06 am The Navy UFO story and Javier’s drone. Talk about being quick and on top of your game. Nicely done, Chris. Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Jun 05 2019 at 12:06 am Javier FTL (Faster Than Light) Drive. Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Jun 05 2019 at 12:08 am “I see a little slit-o-ette on the wall Scaramous, Scaramous, can to do the fandango….” kadaka Jun 05 2019 at 5:52 am That’s what it is? I’m terrible at lyrics. “I see a little stiletto in the wall. Got a moose, got a moose! Can you do the fandango?” Could be worse, I still hear Mr. Mister singing “Carry a laser in the darkness of the night”. Wood Jun 05 2019 at 6:42 am “Big old jet had a light on” nonncom Jun 05 2019 at 8:12 am My ex heard “Strumming my face with his fingers” in “Killing me softly” ….. Henry Jun 05 2019 at 12:30 pm i still can’t help hearing The Eagles lyric as, “You’re still the same old whore you used to be.” John M. Jun 05 2019 at 10:47 pm …and I STILL say it’s “there’s a bathroom on the right!” MAJ Arkay Jun 05 2019 at 10:05 am Actually, it’s: I see a little silhouette of a man Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the fandango It was the unofficial song of my Harley Owners Group chapter… MAJ Arkay Jun 05 2019 at 10:05 am We sang it a lot… Swansonic Jun 05 2019 at 12:37 am Sam’s top is such sheer delight… GWB Jun 05 2019 at 6:29 am Her bottom is too! nonncom Jun 05 2019 at 8:12 am Amen…..and Chris is a wonderful interpreter of the female form…. Pamela Jun 05 2019 at 12:55 am *DROOL* a no shirt Zed makes my day! So Liberals are trans … dimensional wall hoppers? Henry Jun 05 2019 at 12:29 pm They come from dimensions where a subtle difference during the first 0.3ns of the Big Bang caused the laws of economics to be entirely different than we know them. Fox2! Jun 05 2019 at 1:45 am Master Arm On Select Sidewinder I have tone! (pull the trigger) Fox 2! Fox 2! NotYetInACamp Jun 05 2019 at 3:04 am “I picked a Hell of a day to give up drinking.” – DCE Jun 05 2019 at 10:50 am “I picked a hell of a day to stop sniffing glue….” PaulS Jun 05 2019 at 6:08 am Definitely some gravity defying going on 😉 Tagg Jun 05 2019 at 6:49 am Glad i wasnt piliting this morning when i opened the toon! Talk about distracted pilot crashes! Jeebus! JTC Jun 05 2019 at 12:53 pm Oh..piloting! Until I read into the context I was thinking it was a verb for that pilates thing and was so disappointed in you…whew! kadaka Jun 05 2019 at 7:29 am What’s Damon and Javier worried about? If it was a crisis then why are Democrats enticing even more to come in? House Passes Mass Amnesty Bill Which Would Give Millions Of Illegal Immigrants A Path To Citizenship Better be a real short path for their new voters if the Dims want to win in 2020, 2022, 2024… NotYetInACamp Jun 06 2019 at 1:37 am Applying current law we can expel about 40,000,000 r so give or take people who are not citizens, many who believe that they have successfully invaded and become citizens. Some have no clue that they are not citizens. But it takes applying current law, and the man we voted to do so understands this, but has been under attack precisely because he can do so. And for other things like that he has accomplished more than anyone could or has in two years while many consider that these two plus years as president have been destroyed by the attacks on him. CaptDMO Jun 05 2019 at 7:46 am Who do they think they’re kidding? TYPICAL CIA disinformation covering for Skunkworks and Area 51! It’s ALL the newest ordinance for the SPace Marines division. Solid carbon projectiles wrapped in an organic sabot that has wings, ….and drumsticks! Rumored to leave a cooking oil vapor trail. Rob Horine Jun 05 2019 at 5:04 pm A Tie-Fighter is too passe. Javier should build a Puddle Jumper from Stargate Atlantis. Those ships were cool and multi-purpose. cmblake6 Jun 05 2019 at 9:31 pm Uhm, y’all? I’d love to give Javier, and thus Chris, credit for this. But we’ve had this shit for years. Decades. By the time we are allowed to know about the newest, latest, greatest, we’ve had it up and operational for a VERY long time. My clearance was quite good, but not THAT good. But it’s amazing what one can learn by being in the right place at the right time, and hearing shit out of the corner of your ear. And I’m 25 years retired. I don’t want to share, I just want to know for me. I have said all I will ever say on this already. Too Tall Jun 06 2019 at 11:47 pm cmblake6, Amen. In your world, breaking news is ancient history. Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.