Day By Day


  • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    Are Damon and Javier looking for another earth-type planet to settle? Count me in!

  • Too Tall

    The Navy UFO story and Javier’s drone. Talk about being quick and on top of your game. Nicely done, Chris.

  • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    Javier FTL (Faster Than Light) Drive.

  • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    “I see a little slit-o-ette on the wall
    Scaramous, Scaramous, can to do the fandango….”

    • kadaka

      That’s what it is? I’m terrible at lyrics.
      “I see a little stiletto in the wall.
      Got a moose, got a moose! Can you do the fandango?”

      Could be worse, I still hear Mr. Mister singing “Carry a laser in the darkness of the night”.

      • Wood

        “Big old jet had a light on”

      • nonncom

        My ex heard “Strumming my face with his fingers” in “Killing me softly” …..

      • Henry

        i still can’t help hearing The Eagles lyric as, “You’re still the same old whore you used to be.”

        • John M.

          …and I STILL say it’s “there’s a bathroom on the right!”

    • MAJ Arkay

      Actually, it’s:

      I see a little silhouette of a man
      Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the fandango

      It was the unofficial song of my Harley Owners Group chapter…

      • MAJ Arkay

        We sang it a lot…

  • Swansonic

    Sam’s top is such sheer delight…

    • GWB

      Her bottom is too!

    • nonncom

      Amen…..and Chris is a wonderful interpreter of the female form….

  • Pamela

    *DROOL* a no shirt Zed makes my day!
    So Liberals are trans … dimensional wall hoppers?

    • Henry

      They come from dimensions where a subtle difference during the first 0.3ns of the Big Bang caused the laws of economics to be entirely different than we know them.

  • Fox2!

    Master Arm On
    Select Sidewinder
    I have tone!
    (pull the trigger)
    Fox 2! Fox 2!

  • NotYetInACamp

    “I picked a Hell of a day to give up drinking.”

    • DCE

      “I picked a hell of a day to stop sniffing glue….”

  • PaulS

    Definitely some gravity defying going on 😉

  • Tagg

    Glad i wasnt piliting this morning when i opened the toon! Talk about distracted pilot crashes! Jeebus!

    • JTC


      Until I read into the context I was thinking it was a verb for that pilates thing and was so disappointed in you…whew!

    • NotYetInACamp

      Applying current law we can expel about 40,000,000 r so give or take people who are not citizens, many who believe that they have successfully invaded and become citizens. Some have no clue that they are not citizens.
      But it takes applying current law, and the man we voted to do so understands this, but has been under attack precisely because he can do so. And for other things like that he has accomplished more than anyone could or has in two years while many consider that these two plus years as president have been destroyed by the attacks on him.

  • CaptDMO

    Who do they think they’re kidding?
    TYPICAL CIA disinformation covering for Skunkworks and Area 51!
    It’s ALL the newest ordinance for the SPace Marines division.
    Solid carbon projectiles wrapped in an organic sabot that has wings,
    ….and drumsticks!
    Rumored to leave a cooking oil vapor trail.

  • Rob Horine

    A Tie-Fighter is too passe. Javier should build a Puddle Jumper from Stargate Atlantis. Those ships were cool and multi-purpose.

  • Uhm, y’all? I’d love to give Javier, and thus Chris, credit for this. But we’ve had this shit for years. Decades. By the time we are allowed to know about the newest, latest, greatest, we’ve had it up and operational for a VERY long time. My clearance was quite good, but not THAT good. But it’s amazing what one can learn by being in the right place at the right time, and hearing shit out of the corner of your ear. And I’m 25 years retired. I don’t want to share, I just want to know for me. I have said all I will ever say on this already.

    • Too Tall



      In your world, breaking news is ancient history.


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