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  • July 13, 2019 at 12:14 am
    Punta Gorda

    Same old shit. Welcome to 1917.

    • July 13, 2019 at 5:47 am

      Don’t forget 1793-94 in France.

      The American Revolution may have been the only one not started by sociopaths who were, in the end, themselves massacred by psychopaths.

      Along with everybody else the psychopaths could get to, of course.

      clear ether


  • July 13, 2019 at 12:15 am

    Nobody ever expects the Hispanic Iniquisition.

    • July 13, 2019 at 12:18 am
      Punta Gorda

      So what happens when the trollop loses her looks?

      Yet another ambulatory botox zombie. The idiocy remains the same.

      • July 13, 2019 at 5:51 am
        Too Tall

        A women loses her looks, as well as her mind, when she becomes a Progtard DildoCrat.

      • July 13, 2019 at 6:50 am

        Diastema & Sags? Just askin’ for a friend.

      • July 13, 2019 at 8:29 am
        Old Codger

        And – for AOC – don’t forget pendulosity as the balcony inevitably heads ever closer to the mezzanine.

      • July 13, 2019 at 9:32 am

        Beauty is only skin deep, but democrat is clean to the bone…

      • July 13, 2019 at 10:23 am
        John D. Egbert

        Prime case in point: check out Miss Baltimore Lube Job (not sure of correct title) of 1957. She was actually somewhat attractive, then . . .

    • July 13, 2019 at 12:29 am
      Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      Well played, the both of you. Monty Python would be proud.

  • July 13, 2019 at 12:16 am

    Color me tongue-tied at that vision of beauty…

    Not an apron, but not bad…looks like it could slip off those perky petite little mounds any second now….

    • July 13, 2019 at 12:19 am
      Punta Gorda

      Sorry I don’t share the fascination with the walking cadaver.

      • July 13, 2019 at 12:23 am
        Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

        I agree. I stopped watching The Walking Dead after the second season.

      • July 13, 2019 at 12:31 am
        Punta Gorda

        There’s always The Dancing Dead. 🙂

    • July 13, 2019 at 9:01 am

      Talking about sweet little Suzy Q here PG…I wouldn’t glance up at that hideous and crazed PR if it did it’s stupid dance stripped down right in my lap.

      • July 13, 2019 at 10:16 am

        But tearing my attention away to panel two…

        Old Guard/Color Guard it makes no never mind, as they are all just different casts* of clowns, and all irrelevant to the cornonation of the New One.

        *Or is it caste? Is there a word for two completely different words that both fit a particular context perfectly?

        “The words ‘caste’ and ‘cast’ have completely different meanings…
        “Castes” are often hereditary and include things like only marrying people within the caste, working a limited number of jobs, and often staying within a certain position in the social hierarchy. A caste system is a very rigid form of social stratification.
        A “cast” is something formed in a mold, the direction or arrangement of something, the character of someone or something, the company of actors in a play or movie.”

        Both terms work great for our clowns. Ain’t words great?

      • July 13, 2019 at 10:51 am

        Speaking of the New One… Liar of the Year’s wife, she who graces the cover of so many Vogues with her eternal beauty, sure has been in the “news” a lot lately… almost like she’s the most popular, qualified, smartest, unifying, inspirational candidate never to seek the office.. is that why Liar of the Year won’t even endorse his VP…? Imagine the nuclear-level orgasms of the “media” should she declare…

        I just can’t see them sacrificing 2020 to one of the idiot clowns in that car.

      • July 13, 2019 at 11:57 am

        Exactly what I have speculated on here several times. But not a declaration, a draft. With every clown on board. And all the African Queen’s horses and men bowing, scraping, and peeing themselves at the prospect. And most disheartening and frightening, not a small number of R’s just like with Zero the First. Nightmare scenario.

        Pulling for the clowns. Any clown. Because that would mean Trump wins. Like you, I don’t see them letting that happen.

      • July 13, 2019 at 1:34 pm

        My amateur impression of Brad Parscale is that he seems fully prepared for anything (and more) including the likelihood of an Obama#2 threat. Still, M.O. is the only one I worry about. That said, the final numbers will likely come down to the extent Team Trump can prevent/uncover the mega-tsunami of devious election fraud to be released upon the Red Sea by the Dims next year…

      • July 13, 2019 at 1:57 pm

        Sickens me to say that as someone who only bets on sure things, I’ll take ten to one that if the late entry happens, Big Mike wins.

        But pondering late entries, any chance of an Arkancide here?

        Because that would be great, as long as it’s proven to be intramural. Then again, good luck with that. I mean, what’s the hit count up to now?

        Still, The Beast back to the top of the ticket? Even better to have the zombie instead of one of the clowns up against our boy.

      • July 13, 2019 at 5:16 pm

        Another plus for MO, untouched by old fraud, immune to new ones, and of course in the minds of the faithful it’s a twofer with BO having her back…and who here doesn’t think he would win a third term in a landslide?

        All they have seems to be all they need, charisma, which they have in spades and share with Brother Bill and DT too…but certainly not with the Beast, and look what happened to her sure thing.

      • July 13, 2019 at 7:02 pm
        Spin Drift

        AS I’ve said here before, its a shitshow with no one winning on the first ballot or the second or the third. Mike the wookie is drafted from the floor and placed on the fourth. Horse trading for Buttyboy to be VP and she’s the nominee on the sixth. Last minute candidacy and she is already “vetted” by the ASPCA as the most qualified person to be pResident since the light bringer himself.

        Keep your powder dry.

      • July 13, 2019 at 7:47 pm

        ALL of these.
        Yup. Big Mike drafted.
        Will he pay attention to what that wimp he is married to wants?

      • July 13, 2019 at 9:51 pm

        Didn’t do anything as potus, no reason to think it would be different as flotus. But. Irrelevant. See “charisma” above.

  • July 13, 2019 at 12:40 am

    Pelosi, Schumer, Biden, not just dead meat, but nasty jerky.

    • July 13, 2019 at 5:39 am
      Too Tall

      They are road kill, but that would be an insult to road kill everywhere.

      • July 13, 2019 at 2:33 pm

        And the buzzards are not circling, they’re flying the other way.

  • July 13, 2019 at 5:51 am

    Like Rush, on ‘FOX and friends’ yesterday, said II paraphrase):

    The Pelosi/AOC kerfuffle is a Democrat sideshow. When it comes down to the real nut cuttin’ they’ll form up and lockstep vote as one with the Party line.

    • July 13, 2019 at 8:21 am

      Yes. Maybe it’s my myopia, but I fail to discern any difference between the Dhimmicrat New Wave and Old Guard. Perhaps the youngsters are less inclined to pretend they are pro-American for the cameras, but in their endgame of replacing the Constitution with socialism, they are certainly as united as Marx intended.

      • July 13, 2019 at 2:36 pm

        Even Marx is just an excuse.
        What the Party of Jackson wants, and has always ever wanted, is Power.

      • July 13, 2019 at 5:00 pm

        What the party of Jackson wanted bears no likeness to what the party of Marx wants now.

        The former was pretty much the same as for the party of Franklin; independence and and freedom from oppression, while the party of Marx just takes the name and appropriates the culture as they do all the others, to impose total dependence and rule by force.

  • July 13, 2019 at 6:55 am

    They know failure to genuflect = lead poisoning, or rope necklaces!

  • July 13, 2019 at 7:14 am

    Can’t figure out how to donate … Please let me know!

    • July 13, 2019 at 8:35 am
      Chris Muir

      Just scroll below to under the ‘2019 Fundraiser’ title you will see various Levels click on any one you want and it will take you from there. Or, simply click on the toon, Sissy! 🙂

  • July 13, 2019 at 9:30 am

    Color Guard / Firing Squad

  • July 13, 2019 at 9:40 am

    Patriotism, Smatriotism.

    Arizona Gov. Ducey on July 2 after Nike cans the “Betsy Ross” sneakers: “We don’t need to suck up to companies that consciously denigrate our nation’s history.”

    Now: Gov. Doug Ducey takes a knee, welcomes Nike to Arizona after all

    Arizona Senator John McCain’s legacy lives on.

  • July 13, 2019 at 10:24 am

    I think Nancy needs to make sure that lot never gets real power. Maybe she can borrow some of Jeffy’s ball gags and other accoutrement in order to restrain them and to shut them up.

  • July 13, 2019 at 2:41 pm
    Grunt GI


    Protesters Remove U.S. Flag, Replace It With Mexican Flag Outside ICE Facility In Aurora

    You want four more years of Trump?
    This is how you get four more years of Trump.

    We are being invaded. And neither the prog left or Establishment Republicans give a damn.

  • July 13, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    Is it possible to defenestrate this much immorality and stupidity? The pile’s gonna be pretty high, we’ll have to start from a lot higher window.

    ‘My God’: Netroots panelists use watermelon to demonstrate how to perform an ‘easy to do’ abortion and get rid of ‘pregnancy tissue’

    If you’re worried about officials shutting down the dirty clinics using unqualified staff and unsafe procedures that you would have been herded to, don’t be as here’s the DIY version that works on watermelons. Which counts as you were told what can happen when a woman swallows watermelon seeds.

  • July 13, 2019 at 10:38 pm
    James F Gemind

    I just want say that I want to see a tribute to the US Coast Guard for their recent actions at sea. Some of you know what I’m talking about. Coastie jumped on a drug smuggler sub as it was trying to run for it, and forced it to surrender.

    As a Marine, I say ‘Semper Paratus’…

    • July 13, 2019 at 10:55 pm

      CBS News coverage, the Coast Guard people were all “Ah, ‘nother day at work”. These narco semi-submersibles with billion-dollar loads are apparently quite common, just very hard to spot.

      The Dems often talk of legalizing drugs to tax them, but the narco terrorists will always have product to sell. How much border protection can we get from selling seized drugs, with finders fees to informants? It’d be in many peoples’ interest to have solid borders and coasts requiring smugglers to try to sneak through controlled ports of entry.

  • July 13, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    This has been a fun time at The Double D.



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