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  • November 6, 2019 at 12:04 am

    unless he lies – like he did in one of his movies……

  • November 6, 2019 at 12:17 am
    Punta Gorda

    “He’ll live”

  • November 6, 2019 at 12:18 am

    He’s just going to make the murderous gang members just a little bit dead. A tiny smidgen dead, that’s all. Hardly notice it.

    A former Marine and wife were murdered, their truck and RV then driven to Mexico. A Mormon family in Mexico was slaughtered by gangs, along with many others. The Response:

    ‘This is a joke, right?’ Univision journalist says if Trump really wants to help Mexico, he should just ‘ban assault weapons’

    • November 6, 2019 at 7:36 am

      Well, after we bring our troops home from places far away we should send them into Mexico and take it over. Exterminate the cartels. Set up a Constitutional Republic, not another damned democracy. Takes the guns from the government and give them to the Mexican citizens. We can fix Mexico, and make it a place Mexicans don’t flee.

      • November 6, 2019 at 4:30 pm

        And apply the US Constitution and send their Mexicans back, all 30,000,000 plus of them.
        Then we can consider taking application of some of them to return.
        DNC Chair Perez should be excluded, as well as invaders

        Imagine the job market then. All of those white men and military killing themselves because they have not gotten the country or life that they were promised might have something better to do with their lives. Our responsibility is to Americans, not to invaders.

  • November 6, 2019 at 12:19 am
    Too Tall

    R200 will leave them mostly dead…so they can crawl back to where they came from and tell the others about the horrors of the South Parcel.

    That script could reboot the Terminator franchise.

    • November 6, 2019 at 7:37 am

      “mostly dead” is still partly alive! Better call Miracle Max.

  • November 6, 2019 at 12:26 am

    “Hold this wire for me”
    “NO. It is not live.”

    (but it is hooked up to my megger!)
    Heh! Lots of laughs for those watching.

    • November 6, 2019 at 12:55 am
      John M.

      I’ve had so much fun with meggers over the years… also with the TA-312 and TA-1/PT ring generators when I was in the Army.

    • November 6, 2019 at 2:52 am
      Punta Gorda

      About as fun as having a charged cap tossed to you.

    • November 6, 2019 at 9:11 am

      “Some people have to piss on the electric fence”….

      • November 6, 2019 at 9:49 am
        Just Joe


  • November 6, 2019 at 12:54 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Only ALMOST dead. Not ALL dead.
    So sez Miracle Max.

    • November 6, 2019 at 1:15 am

      Only mostly dead. That means a little bit alive.

      Just keep the chocolate covered pill away from them…..

      And no swimming.

  • November 6, 2019 at 1:07 am

    Here’s your money quote on the cult expatriate murders:

    “We merely await a call from your great new president!”

    Trump is mocking the commie and calling him out,

    The New Hamster couple case is a whole ‘nother thing.

    • November 6, 2019 at 1:40 am

      You know what shows up these days if you search for “new hamster couple”? With “safe search” off?

      Now the New Hampshire couple that was murdered is notable for authorities not saying how they died, which indicates it might not be for polite discussion. And I’m increasingly less inclined to have these animals be treated with unearned “human decency”.

      • November 6, 2019 at 11:44 am

        “You know what shows up…?”

        No, what?

        We’ll see what emerges but based on what is “known” now these people on a dream American tour being robbed and killed IN AMERICA and their stuff smuggled across the border bears NO comparison to a cult of Amexicans being murdered by rival gangs/cartels in their chosen homeland and with a long history of similar conflict now ramped up, and who maintain dual American citizenship for purposes we can only speculate, like for the protection that they apparently lost from the Mexican gov. These people were killed and more will be killed by choosing to live in a lawless dystopian territory that even the natives are desperate to escape. It will not improve unless the money is interrupted. Always follow the money.

        But risk our men to save these expatriate from their own stupid selves? Fuck that. Track down and kill the scum who killed that American couple? Hell yes.

      • November 6, 2019 at 2:27 pm

        The nine month old twins had it coming due to generations-old distant connections, per LA Times:
        U.S. victims in Mexico massacre were tied to family with a long history of violence

        They were US citizens, but they chose to live elsewhere. So are all citizens not living on US soil now fair game for criminals, even babies? What about sailors on ships outside US territorial waters?

      • November 6, 2019 at 4:01 pm

        US Military stationed in a foreign country is the same as expatriates choosing to live as citizens of a foreign country in the middle of a violent gang war and maintaining dual citizenship in the US as a matter of convenience?


        Innocent children are collateral damage all over the world, sometimes intentionally used as shields. Likely not the case here but isn’t putting them in the middle of a war about the same thing?

        They’re not my kids, and you can’t fix or pay for all the stupid.

      • November 6, 2019 at 4:37 pm

        Not my kids.

        They are the same as our military men stationed offshore? Dude.

      • November 6, 2019 at 5:08 pm

        Dude, sailors, normal people, like the Maersk Alabama hijacking by Ethiopian pirates. We sent in the US Navy and Seals took out the pirates. Should we have left that slide?

      • November 6, 2019 at 11:44 pm

        What the hell, thought that first comment was erased then
        it came back…

        Got it, yeah I read that as mil but I get your point now.

        Still. Not Americans, Amexicans. Can’t police the world.

  • November 6, 2019 at 1:08 am

    Hmm. So is he going to plant them in a people orchard as tyrants …

  • November 6, 2019 at 1:49 am

    He’s just following Shepard Book

    • November 6, 2019 at 6:08 pm

      Wonder what he would say about toenails and testicles…

  • November 6, 2019 at 3:05 am

    Just make them regret the day they came down the chute……….

  • November 6, 2019 at 7:49 am

    “Yeah, but dey were all bad.”

  • November 6, 2019 at 8:01 am

    In other news, goodbye Virginia. Now there’s no safe way to visit DC, which is only worth visiting for the national cemetery at Arlington, the museums, and monuments

    • November 6, 2019 at 11:14 am

      It’s been in transition for years and now Virginia underwent full-on official identity reassignment.

      Virginia IS DC.

  • November 6, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    This makes me Laugh Out Loud. Thanks!



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