A Boy and his Dawg.


  • November 5, 2019 at 12:30 am

    Hope he’s armed with an automatic AR-15 like that mother in Florida. Also having the chainsaw attachment and 30-round caliber mass capacity clips wouldn’t hurt.

    • November 5, 2019 at 9:41 am
      Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

      Don’t forget the shoulder thing on the back that goes up.

      • November 5, 2019 at 12:10 pm

        Or the “deadly suppressor”.

      • November 5, 2019 at 12:34 pm

        Deadly Silencer sounds so much more ominous.

      • November 5, 2019 at 6:41 pm

        Nah, that’s the guy who works for the Clinton Foundation.

      • November 5, 2019 at 3:46 pm

        OMG, they have one of those for the BACK now?

      • November 5, 2019 at 11:58 pm
        Punta Gorda

        I’m still wondering if the Jeeves persona is still in the Mopar bot.

  • November 5, 2019 at 12:35 am
    Cliff H

    I believe you’re referring to a fully semi-automatic AR assault gun with a 30 clip magazine and a shoulder thing that goes up.

    • November 5, 2019 at 12:44 am

      Well no one non-government shoots square calibers and mass capacity clips are for mass shootings. You can learn a lot from reading Liberal Twitter posts.

    • November 5, 2019 at 4:58 am
      Bruce A. Frank

      Exactly! That’s the ticket!

    • November 5, 2019 at 8:31 am

      And a left-handed frammistat with a flywheel gasket!

      Zar Belk!

      • November 5, 2019 at 8:45 am

        Or a langstrom seven inch gangly wrench with a Finley socket.
        Socket, not sprocket!

      • November 5, 2019 at 7:36 pm

        Don’t forget the zoogerstitcer attachment or the slogdolliper roundel

    • November 5, 2019 at 12:49 pm
      Brent Dotson

      He was referencing the CNN story that called it an “automatic rifle”. He also perfectly illustrated his sarcasm with the remark about the chainsaw attachment.

  • November 5, 2019 at 12:49 am

    Nah – he’s talkin bout a AR 47 with a 100 round 9mm drum and a blast enhancer…

  • November 5, 2019 at 1:05 am
    Too Tall

    Hanging out in the south parcel appears to have prematurely aged R200.

  • November 5, 2019 at 1:05 am

    How about a Saiga 12 firing explosive slugs from a 20 round drum?

    (IRRC, one of Sly’s associates purported to do that in Expendables II.)

  • November 5, 2019 at 1:15 am

    Still no phased plasma rifle in a 40 watt range?

    • November 5, 2019 at 3:47 am
      Don D.

      Ah, yes. The Geriatric Terminator. Haven’t seen it yet, but plan to.

  • November 5, 2019 at 2:11 am

    I’d like to say it’s a pity that the latest social-justice regression of a formerly classic & profitable film franchise ended up flopping but “get woke, go broke” isn’t a pity.

    • November 5, 2019 at 6:30 am
      Bill G

      I found the Babylon Bee’s take on it to be quite amusing. Then again, for full disclosure, I must admit to loving the Bee and their stings.

    • November 5, 2019 at 3:49 pm

      Besides, Ahhhnold’s political principles have degraded likewise. No pity here, either.

  • November 5, 2019 at 7:48 am

    Cold, Chris. Accurate, but cold. 🙂

  • November 5, 2019 at 8:00 am

    Arnold should have learned from Hillary’s failed, why I failed tour, and just let it go.

  • November 5, 2019 at 8:23 am
    Bill G

    Going to another failed re-run, the DMC ran it’s usual horror show against Oklahoma’s Constitutional Carry law, and somehow, I’ve missed all the reports of the massive violence that must have ensued since then.

  • November 5, 2019 at 8:28 am

    Somehow I will miss that cesspool of originality when it hits any of the streaming services that I subscribe to…….And I’ll say, “Darn, I forgot!”

  • November 5, 2019 at 8:52 am

    It is hard to feel any sympathy for Ahnold after he needlessly capitulated to the CA Dims… We desperately need CA to flip back Red where it belongs, and Ahnold didn’t help.

    • November 5, 2019 at 12:02 pm

      “We desperately need CA to flip back Red…”

      Hey, MCGA? That would indeed be great. But it ain’t happening.

      What is happening is that a ton of Americans are escaping from there…quite the opposite of what it would take to turn the gov red despite the majority of the actual territory having always been red.
      So the diseased tail of the cities bloats and wags this formerly strong and proud dog until both are almost dead. And then maybe some pioneer Americans might homestead there and build that formerly awesome place back again. But that’ll all take a while for them to spend and consume and destroy themselves before resurgence can begin. We in the rest of the Republic don’t have that much time.

      So yeah, in the meantime it ain’t happening. Good that many of those expatriate patriots are coming into Texas as that second most populous place is under heavy attack in its cities to do there what was done in Kali…setting it onto the same path of destruction. That has got to be stopped before it is too late there as well.

      And then we in the Fla as the third most populous state and one that is borderline blue already will almost certainly be targeted by means of immigration invasion combined with a resident population of old
      liberal Jews (as opposed to the New Jews) and unfettered fraud and outright corruption in the process…damn near went full-on socialist this past mid-term. If we fail to turn that back not only will that be a huge factor in the electoral college, but like Cali will have that processed speeded up and exascerbated by the high-tailing of those like me who will gather up family and tools and end up in some non-battleground low population place and y’all will have to deal with that shit without me.

      And yeah, fuck Ahnold. He’s just a fake like the rest of the rinos and celebs and socialists (redundant) in the country. Let him die with the rest of them while clinging pathetically to some scrap of relevancy.

      • November 5, 2019 at 3:51 pm

        The problem is, it’s not just passengers who evacuate a sinking ship — the rats do, too.

      • November 5, 2019 at 4:07 pm

        Agreed but not enough time for Cali; the good folks like Pam have decided to leave after generations. so the rats will have it to themselves until the spoils run out. We’ll see about the rest.

      • November 6, 2019 at 11:24 am

        Nope, the rats have already infested Colorado, and are starting to set their sights on Texas and the rest of the west.

  • November 5, 2019 at 8:52 am

    I’ll pay to see ‘Sarah Conner’ again. I’ve gone to a theater twice in 3+ years and one of those was to see the 30th anniversary of ‘The Princess Bride’.
    So ‘Terminator’ and possibly ‘Zombieland’ will get me in public and send $$ to Hollywood.

    • November 5, 2019 at 11:22 am

      I’ll wait till the library has them. Maybe.

      Comfort of my own home, plus no $$ to Hollywood.

    • November 6, 2019 at 12:01 am
      Punta Gorda

      The Bess Motta appearance was worth the shit plot.

  • November 5, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    Did Javier make R200 gender neutral or is it fully functional? Skye looks lonely.

    • November 5, 2019 at 12:45 pm

      You just want the machine to get naked to take a look at that tool.

      Is Skye that desperate yet?

      Don’t think she wants that traitorous borg having her back or her front.

      • November 5, 2019 at 2:31 pm

        Machine sex? I see according to the internet (so it must be true) that sex dolls are close to operation. That shows men want a woman, where they use small hand held tools. So maybe male sex dolls is next.
        We must all be looking for a relationship without drama.
        Disclaimer: Been happily married to one woman 51+ years!

  • November 5, 2019 at 4:28 pm
  • November 5, 2019 at 4:35 pm
  • November 5, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    From Project Veritas, ABC had all the Jeffrey Epstein stuff including Bill Clinton and spiked the story three years ago, according to hot mike moment with Amy Robach, GMA anchor who had the evidence and witnesses lined up. Watch the leaked video now before ABC tries to purge it on a copyright claim etc.

    YouTube short link.

    Cue the snickering of Disney’s empire being built on young virgin princesses waiting for strong men to rescue them.

    • November 5, 2019 at 10:21 pm

      You can bet the coverup involves more than just ABC…she said “including Clinton”, the only notable name she dropped.

      Yet when the whole deal was playing out, every time Jeffy was mentioned it was in conjunction with DT, or included a pic of them together. They knew the truth. And they squashed it.

      How do you know when a journalist is telling the truth? When they’ve been jilted and are seething, letting it all out on a hot mike. Whether such veritas was enhanced with vino is unknown.

    • November 7, 2019 at 12:34 am

      The downloader I have now seems to download all sorts, unlike before. I already downloaded the hot mike video. I didn’t say Hot Mike, so calm down Skye.



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