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  • November 27, 2019 at 12:18 am

    Don’t forget the neck cavity stuffing. It’s not worth it on a chicken, but when Dad made the turkey that chunk under the brown parchment-like skin was pretty tasty. Crunchy crouton top with a chewy center, yum.

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  • November 27, 2019 at 1:13 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    (snicker) NO ONE is on holiday when it’s holiday.
    Now get up off yer ass and help Sam cook.
    Unless you want her to burn down the house.
    (BTW, where are the fire extinguishers -yes, plural – somewhere near, but not in, the danger zone)

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    • November 27, 2019 at 1:30 am
      Pamela

      Fireboy Systems Or Halon?

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      • November 27, 2019 at 9:15 am
        MasterDiver

        Overhead cascade ?

        Zar Belk!

  • November 27, 2019 at 1:48 am
    WayneM

    Zed is usually fairly prudent. I wonder that he’s willing to entertain the notion of allowing Sam to launch another intercontinental ballistic frozen turkey into orbit.

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  • November 27, 2019 at 2:24 am

    Huh, fresh Impeachment Party news, few hours old. Remember how Republicans were begging last week for the release of the secret transcript of an OMB official’s testimony in Schiff’s basement play room, saying the real reason for the Ukraine aid hold would blow the Dems’ show trial apart?

    OMB Official: Ukraine Aid Held Up Because Other Countries Weren’t Giving

    Maybe SanFranNan will get her wish to have all this impeachment stuff done by Christmas. 😉

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  • November 27, 2019 at 2:44 am
    Pete231

    10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3..2…1… Liftoff !!

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  • November 27, 2019 at 3:14 am
    Punta Gorda

    T Day plans got side lined. Too short a period to prep the fryer. Gonna cheat and do T Breasts in my countertop deep fryer seasoned coon-ass style.

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    • November 27, 2019 at 9:00 am
      WayneM

      The first time I heard the expression coon-ass, I wondered… Luckily, the guy who used it saw my puzzled expression and explained. lol

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      • November 27, 2019 at 8:39 pm
        interventor

        Coon ass cajuns are proud of being called that.

  • November 27, 2019 at 4:23 am
    Lucius Severus Pertinax

    LOVE the Costume!!

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  • November 27, 2019 at 4:43 am
    Alex J

    Thanksgiving Poem

    May your stuffing be tasty,
    May your turkey be plump,
    May your potatoes and gravy
    have nary a lump,
    May your yams be delicious
    and your pies take the prize,
    and may your Thanksgiving dinner
    stay off your thighs!

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  • November 27, 2019 at 7:47 am
    Badger

    @Alex J – Excellent; I’m stealin’ some o’ that.

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  • November 27, 2019 at 10:28 am
    DDS

    Saw a T-shirt once that had the picture of a scowling Granny Clampett looking lady with the caption, “This is the last time I spend all day shoving bread crumbs up a dead turkey’s behind!”

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    • November 27, 2019 at 8:18 pm
      Patrick Culver

      Thanks. I shot water out of my nose.

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  • November 27, 2019 at 11:03 am
    MAJ Arkay

    Cooking the cornbread dressing today, along with the pumpkin mousse (we don’t like pumpkin pie). Chunking the vegetables for roasting tomorrow. Spousal Unit will be frying the chicken and turkey legs in the Big Easy infrared fryer tomorrow, while Sister makes the Waldorf salad and I make the gravy.

    No need to go all out when there’s only six of us.

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  • November 27, 2019 at 11:48 am
    Just Joe

    I’d like a thigh please.

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  • November 27, 2019 at 11:55 am
    Pamela

    Sam…Be Thankful you did NOT have to pluck and clean out a freshly killed bird.
    That is truly gross.

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    • November 27, 2019 at 3:07 pm

      But that would well and truly be a man-job so better for her. And I’d actually rather dress a big ol’ wild Tom than a deer, it’s been a while but not that bad and keeps the connection with Ma Nature going. 🙂

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      • November 27, 2019 at 7:44 pm
        Pamela

        JT~ When I was 13, some of the Uncles and cousins came back from hunting, tossed the turkeys, ducks, geese and pheasants on the kitchen table while we were making pies. I was picked to clean the birds. Arrggh. My Great-Aunt of 90 showed me how.

      • November 27, 2019 at 8:38 pm

        Yeah, that’ll make you wanna pluck & gut ol’ Ma Nature herself.

        Answer to that of course is to be on the huntin’ not cookin’ crew.

  • November 27, 2019 at 11:58 am

    Looking forward to the launch!

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    • November 27, 2019 at 11:59 am

      Unless Sam figured out the complete defrost concept.

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  • November 27, 2019 at 4:23 pm
    DogByte6RER

    “Love to eat turkey. Love to eat turkey …”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1dVmGA4T58

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  • November 27, 2019 at 6:01 pm
  • November 27, 2019 at 8:35 pm
    cb

    Just a thought… maybe pass these out to those on the ‘left’ side of the table tomorrow: https://futurism.com/the-byte/russian-farmers-vr-cows

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  • November 27, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    Just as we are about to give thanks tomorrow for our military, present and passed on, Senator Warren decides to honor her people. Bless her heart.

    Elizabeth Warren Wants to Revoke Medals of Honor for Wounded Knee Massacre

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  • November 27, 2019 at 9:38 pm
    Kafiroon

    That definitely does Not look like any pilgrim stuffing that turkey.
    Even if the local Indians did have to bring it.
    Many are thinking about the ‘Death To America’ whiners that, again, are being instructed to Whine at us about anything that has a wild hair up their butt.
    So considering all they fuss about, they are more like Puritans.
    They are more butt hurt though. So Neo-Puritans.
    (Thought from WND article)

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