Family ← Previous post Next post → Comments kadaka Nov 27 2019 at 12:18 am Don’t forget the neck cavity stuffing. It’s not worth it on a chicken, but when Dad made the turkey that chunk under the brown parchment-like skin was pretty tasty. Crunchy crouton top with a chewy center, yum. Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman Nov 27 2019 at 1:13 am (snicker) NO ONE is on holiday when it’s holiday. Now get up off yer ass and help Sam cook. Unless you want her to burn down the house. (BTW, where are the fire extinguishers -yes, plural – somewhere near, but not in, the danger zone) Pamela Nov 27 2019 at 1:30 am Fireboy Systems Or Halon? MasterDiver Nov 27 2019 at 9:15 am Overhead cascade ? Zar Belk! WayneM Nov 27 2019 at 1:48 am Zed is usually fairly prudent. I wonder that he’s willing to entertain the notion of allowing Sam to launch another intercontinental ballistic frozen turkey into orbit. kadaka Nov 27 2019 at 2:24 am Huh, fresh Impeachment Party news, few hours old. Remember how Republicans were begging last week for the release of the secret transcript of an OMB official’s testimony in Schiff’s basement play room, saying the real reason for the Ukraine aid hold would blow the Dems’ show trial apart? OMB Official: Ukraine Aid Held Up Because Other Countries Weren’t Giving Maybe SanFranNan will get her wish to have all this impeachment stuff done by Christmas. 😉 Pete231 Nov 27 2019 at 2:44 am 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3..2…1… Liftoff !! Punta Gorda Nov 27 2019 at 3:14 am T Day plans got side lined. Too short a period to prep the fryer. Gonna cheat and do T Breasts in my countertop deep fryer seasoned coon-ass style. WayneM Nov 27 2019 at 9:00 am The first time I heard the expression coon-ass, I wondered… Luckily, the guy who used it saw my puzzled expression and explained. lol interventor Nov 27 2019 at 8:39 pm Coon ass cajuns are proud of being called that. Lucius Severus Pertinax Nov 27 2019 at 4:23 am LOVE the Costume!! Alex J Nov 27 2019 at 4:43 am Thanksgiving Poem May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump, May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs! Badger Nov 27 2019 at 7:47 am @Alex J – Excellent; I’m stealin’ some o’ that. DDS Nov 27 2019 at 10:28 am Saw a T-shirt once that had the picture of a scowling Granny Clampett looking lady with the caption, “This is the last time I spend all day shoving bread crumbs up a dead turkey’s behind!” Patrick Culver Nov 27 2019 at 8:18 pm Thanks. I shot water out of my nose. MAJ Arkay Nov 27 2019 at 11:03 am Cooking the cornbread dressing today, along with the pumpkin mousse (we don’t like pumpkin pie). Chunking the vegetables for roasting tomorrow. Spousal Unit will be frying the chicken and turkey legs in the Big Easy infrared fryer tomorrow, while Sister makes the Waldorf salad and I make the gravy. No need to go all out when there’s only six of us. Just Joe Nov 27 2019 at 11:48 am I’d like a thigh please. Pamela Nov 27 2019 at 11:55 am Sam…Be Thankful you did NOT have to pluck and clean out a freshly killed bird. That is truly gross. JTC Nov 27 2019 at 3:07 pm But that would well and truly be a man-job so better for her. And I’d actually rather dress a big ol’ wild Tom than a deer, it’s been a while but not that bad and keeps the connection with Ma Nature going. 🙂 Pamela Nov 27 2019 at 7:44 pm JT~ When I was 13, some of the Uncles and cousins came back from hunting, tossed the turkeys, ducks, geese and pheasants on the kitchen table while we were making pies. I was picked to clean the birds. Arrggh. My Great-Aunt of 90 showed me how. JTC Nov 27 2019 at 8:38 pm Yeah, that’ll make you wanna pluck & gut ol’ Ma Nature herself. Answer to that of course is to be on the huntin’ not cookin’ crew. cmblake6 Nov 27 2019 at 11:58 am Looking forward to the launch! cmblake6 Nov 27 2019 at 11:59 am Unless Sam figured out the complete defrost concept. DogByte6RER Nov 27 2019 at 4:23 pm “Love to eat turkey. Love to eat turkey …” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1dVmGA4T58 kadaka Nov 27 2019 at 6:01 pm Fake but accurate. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1199718185865535490 cb Nov 27 2019 at 8:35 pm Just a thought… maybe pass these out to those on the ‘left’ side of the table tomorrow: https://futurism.com/the-byte/russian-farmers-vr-cows kadaka Nov 27 2019 at 9:07 pm Just as we are about to give thanks tomorrow for our military, present and passed on, Senator Warren decides to honor her people. Bless her heart. Elizabeth Warren Wants to Revoke Medals of Honor for Wounded Knee Massacre Kafiroon Nov 27 2019 at 9:38 pm That definitely does Not look like any pilgrim stuffing that turkey. Even if the local Indians did have to bring it. Many are thinking about the ‘Death To America’ whiners that, again, are being instructed to Whine at us about anything that has a wild hair up their butt. So considering all they fuss about, they are more like Puritans. They are more butt hurt though. So Neo-Puritans. (Thought from WND article) Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.