Americans, Children, Elon Musk, Friends ← Previous post Next post → Comments JTC Dec 17 2020 at 12:09 am Yes my brilliant boys, sometimes you do. And not just rockets. (Just incredible artwork there Muir!) Kafiroon Dec 17 2020 at 12:24 am Back to the ‘turkey’ reference. They come flaming in for a crash landing and blow to pieces also. Punta Gorda Dec 17 2020 at 12:22 am “I meant to do that….” Pamela Dec 17 2020 at 12:27 am Anti-Grav? Anyway that can be used on a few folks? To the Moon Alice interventor Dec 17 2020 at 12:58 am In theory, it could be used to send information a few days into the future. Ultimate early warning system. Randy Dec 17 2020 at 6:31 am The Moon? Nah, Doesn’t Musk want to go to Mars? Perfect place for all the Libs, rocky and barren just like their souls! and how they’d like to see our country 🙁 JTC Dec 17 2020 at 12:33 am “Javier’s new anti-grav engine..” Holy crap my Jetson car is finally here! Call it the Javelon… JTC Dec 17 2020 at 1:20 am Heh. Musk is a maker and appreciator of obscure and out-front vehicles so I’m sure he is aware of the cool weird AMC product that was a homophone for “his” Javelon. And as an appreciator of obscure names and games he would love the confusion that it’s not a homophone at all (but is kind of a predecessor) as this is a Spanish J Hahvelon, driving (heh) people crazy who are calling it a Jav elon. Not sure if Javier was in on it and it ain’t no anti-grav, but the Model S Plaid Mode makes 1100 hp so yeah it’ll fly. As to blowing shit up, yeah. Question is whether genius nutballs like Elon and Trump and prodigies like Javie will be exploding interplanetary test vehicles and breaching space in the next phase, or if it’s us forced to blow up and eliminate the threats that will otherwise eliminate us? All apropos of almost nothing. It’s late, I’m feeling pretty beat down and I had some “egg nog”. Time for bed. Night y’all. MasterDiver Dec 17 2020 at 7:57 am “Men into Space” is finally here! Zar Belk! NotYetInACamp Dec 17 2020 at 12:42 am I agree with those sentiment. Sometimes blowing things up is the right thing to do. It helped that I grew up in a neighborhood in which many of the dads were former military and other agency people who used to (?) do that for a living. Family and neighborly friends outing sometimes took on a whole unique meaning. Responsibility was a requirement. I want my Jetson car, and boat, and underwater boat, and spacecraft, and big truck or transporters. YAY! Still no Star Gate, yet? Shucks. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Dec 17 2020 at 1:27 am THUNDERBIRDS GO! Pamela Dec 17 2020 at 3:29 am We already have our own versions of the Goa’uld and Wraith. DCE Dec 17 2020 at 7:45 am Do we also have our own versions of the To’kra? (Guessed at the spelling…haven’t had my coffee yet.) MasterDiver Dec 17 2020 at 1:30 pm Hallowed are the Ori Zar Belk! WayneM Dec 17 2020 at 1:16 am Mmmmm… anti-gravity… I wonder if Javier’s design is based on how the DBD beauties continue to defy gravity? Actually, if he’s as nerdy as he appears, he might not realize he’s surrounded by visions of loveliness… Too Tall Dec 17 2020 at 1:19 am Just one? Why a real engineer like Sam has blown up every turkey. cz93x62 Dec 17 2020 at 1:39 am “There is no problem in life that cannot be overcome via the proper use of the proper type and amount of high explosive.” Sgt. David Pike (Requiescat In Pacem, Frater) interventor Dec 17 2020 at 1:56 am Some of my best memories of Army training were at Ft, Lost in the Woods, involving blasting machines. S'aaruuk Dec 17 2020 at 2:33 am I may have been an Air Force Medic, but I had a whole lotta fun with the EOD teams. I absolutely LOVE C-4. It is so stable and versatile, I’ve made coffee with it as well as heated up a big ol’ can of Hormel Chili out at the range on a chilly, windy February afternoon in NM. After lunch, we REALLY got to blow some shit up……about 10,000lbs of outdated ordnance plus some other stuff. I miss those days. John Dec 17 2020 at 9:32 am I took Basic Training there. Their Confidence Course was the best I’ve seen anywhere. Leave it to the Engineers to do an outstanding job of it. One of the regrets of my life was not taking up the Army on their offer to make me an Engineer. And yes, I like to blow things up too, so when the opportunity came I chose Armor. 12B40 Dec 17 2020 at 11:54 am Fire-in-the-hole ! FLW was a fun place to train, especially ‘Vietnam training’ during the month of February with 6 inches of snow on the ground. Lucius Severus Pertinax Dec 17 2020 at 4:05 am Javier may be a super-genius… but he is still 13 😉 JTC Dec 17 2020 at 9:29 am Elon too. Lucky dude. John Dec 17 2020 at 9:34 am Yeah, when Elon dies at 1300 he’ll still be 13. Pete231 Dec 17 2020 at 9:05 am How about giving the ladies a quick trip into zero-g space sans their tops ? Would be an interesting exercise in …. pectoral muscle control. Just asking for a friend… Halley Dec 17 2020 at 1:01 pm In the meantime, there are some zero-g Kate Upton shots… Pamela Dec 17 2020 at 1:49 pm Wonder what sex in zero-g would be like. JTC Dec 17 2020 at 10:14 pm Just speculation, but it does seem like facials would be problematic… John M. Dec 18 2020 at 12:21 am Thinking of Newton’s laws of motion, I imagine it would be nearly impossible without some sort of restraints. Sex in a sleeping bag comes to mind… people would definitely have to learn how to take it slow and easy. Pete231 Dec 17 2020 at 3:11 pm Wouldn’t have to listen to “If you loved me , you’d let me get on top”. Punta Gorda Dec 17 2020 at 10:50 pm Damage your battery….you had better run. https://www.phmsa.dot.gov/erg/material?materialName=Lithium%20batteries&materialUn=3090 And on top of that…Egon has stated that there isn’t enough electrical capacity in the US to charge his rolling molten coasters once they become forced upon us. JTC Dec 17 2020 at 11:29 pm Have to crank up the nukes again and reopen the mines to keep ‘em juiced so as to save the world from IC earthfuckers… Oh sweet irony…and yes indeed they are that dumb. JTC Dec 17 2020 at 11:56 pm OTOH while lithium batteries in phones, computers, and hoverboards have spontaneously combusted themselves and the unfortunate peeps using them, even famously taking down a jetliner transporting them, there has never been a documented case of a Tesla battery bank catching fire or blowing up other than when ruptured in a crash… Due to sourcing and build quality I imagine…I think all Tesla batteries are made in-house at the Gigsfactory and maybe still a few in Japan. You don’t have to think about it long to know where all those other ones come from. NotYetInACamp Dec 17 2020 at 11:43 pm Remember how much is perception management. Run with the mania, but be sure to sell before the marks understand it. Never give up the con. That must be how The Biden’s stolen shift will be explained in history. And just who is that said media designated President Elect and its concurrent office thereof was valueless? Distract from the reality. Then, as Doctor Who says as he grasps a companions hand just prior to the advent of danger, “RUN!” It’s Fun! And may keep you alive for other fun. Real problem solving has left the building (world). So much will now be bought ideas that follow the paymasters’ agendas. America has the best government that money can buy. And regular good Americans have no money due t the nes with the money buying the laws and regulations. I hope that the perception that those bought for one seem to be showing, that Americans don’t have a chance, is wrong. A moment of truth may be fast approaching. At the very least it has to follow with a Senator following the few in the House’s lead. All is forgiven Marco. You can join the fighters for freedom, liberty, and responsibility. You can stand on the same side as Jose Marti. (Of course all of the American Revolutionaries also). It may not be as dangerous as back then, (Hastings and the Senator’s daughters boyfriend may be evidence to the contrary.) Marco you have Often spoke well and calculating to bring about a positive response that your ideas spoken are meant to appear to and sometimes actually support. Like an intelligent politician. Now is the time to take a move that will engender enmity should you and Congress fail. But t will be walking the path. Even if no other Senator votes to question the Electors in the battleground state, you need to. You must. To not do so places you on the side of those men who butchered so many parents, brothers and relatives of people I knew. I knew a few that were butchered, but I was too young to really understand. The battle armies that included Raul, Che, and so many others wants you to stay silent. I have listened to you, even questioned you at public gatherings, and looked at your actions in Florida. Many were good, with good short term effect. Whether the battle is successful or not, I believe this is the most important act you can take standing right in front of you in the near future. Please speak up. Please support your colleges in the House. Please support the American people who lost the illusion and fact of a transparent and fair election. At least 74 million American citizens who voted will agree with you taking that action. Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.