Family, Friends ← Previous post Next post → Comments Too Tall May 28 2021 at 12:04 am Nah, McConnell would be the little rusty turtle on the fence post. Kafiroon May 28 2021 at 12:05 am Shiny! Cartel thugs like chrome weapons. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight May 28 2021 at 12:08 am That last line was a catch-me-by-surprise snicker LOL! Well played, Chris, well played! President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight May 28 2021 at 12:10 am Didn’t Michael Keaton do the snake already in “Beetlejuice”? John M. May 28 2021 at 12:16 am Interesting thought – Jo handled that rattler last Summer down at the swimmin’ hole, so she should have “imprinted” all necessary data for a complete transformation: Colors, scale patterns, etc. Why did she stay chrome? To allow everyone the get used to her current configuration, or did Sam just happen to catch her in mid-morph before she had to complete the coloration? Peregrine May 28 2021 at 2:14 am As the rabbit explained, “Only when it was funny!” Too Tall May 28 2021 at 12:24 am So, Jo gets spotted by one of the illegal invaders. That’s probably how other legends got started like the Loch Ness Monster, Yeti, Bigfoot, and Chupacabras got started. Hopefully the word goes back to avoid the Double D because they have shiny silver rattlesnakes heavier than anacondas and longer than reticulated pythons. Plus, they are really cold blooded. Pamela May 28 2021 at 12:29 am Are Fangs and Nerve Agent Venom included in this incarnation… James/G May 28 2021 at 12:30 am Chupacabras are real. Trust me. Don’t ask. Too Tall May 28 2021 at 9:58 am James/G, What is the recommended “pesticide?” a. .454 Casull with 260 grain hardcast bullets b. .50 BMG with 720 grain bullets c. 12 gauge 2 – 3/4 inch Dragons Breath shot shells d. ThrowFlame XL-18 Flame Thrower e. Saltwater delivered at 50 psi from a 2 – 1/2 inch hose f. Other g. Some combination of the above Asking for a friend. Mike-SMO May 28 2021 at 12:31 am Does that morph include venom? Or just a high Voltage shock? “Fear” is just so un-impressive. Wouldn’t venom violate some protocol or another? Makes hiding the “OFF” switch a bit “different”. JTC May 28 2021 at 12:47 am Just what the hell kind of fence-patrolling outfit is Sam wearing? Might as well be naked…but with knee-high boots. NotYetInACamp May 28 2021 at 1:32 am And the chrome snek likes to collect chromed weapons as gifts for good guys. Man in the Middle May 28 2021 at 1:37 am Don’t forget to include a “safe for work” donation option this year, please. Chris Muir May 28 2021 at 2:09 am It’s the no merch option as usual.;) AngryWhiteMaleChauvanistNeanderthalRightwingExtremist PaulS May 28 2021 at 7:28 am What exactly is NSFW these days, except being a NonComSocMarxPantifacist? Face it, if you a DBD fan, YOU are NSFW! President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight May 28 2021 at 11:18 pm And I plan on being the best NSFW that I can be! HOOOAH! NotYetInACamp May 28 2021 at 4:42 am No apple jokes, please. Bill G May 28 2021 at 5:57 am How about a really big, and chrome. version of a feral hog? Let word of that filter through the illegal’s grapevine and traffic on the DD Ranch should really slow down. GWB May 28 2021 at 8:04 am But it might draw folks who hunt. A little too much publicity. John M. May 28 2021 at 11:43 am J think Samuel has the right idea – a Western Diamondback, but Jo has the mass to create one the length and girth of an Anaconda. Tell me THAT wouldn’t put the fear of Quetzalcoatl in our Southern invaders! Badger52 May 28 2021 at 6:26 am Outstanding on the new option Chris. As long as snail-mail donations are good as well you’ve got it covered. Drive on sir. Chris Muir May 28 2021 at 9:54 am Snail mail does it too! Pamela May 28 2021 at 1:04 pm Is it mating season for snakes? Too Tall May 28 2021 at 9:36 pm If it is, the male rattlesnakes are feeling “inadequate” when they see Jo. Leave a Reply to Chris Muir Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.