Nah, McConnell would be the little rusty turtle on the fence post.
Kafiroon
May 28 2021 at 12:05 am
Shiny!
Cartel thugs like chrome weapons.
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
May 28 2021 at 12:08 am
That last line was a catch-me-by-surprise snicker LOL!
Well played, Chris, well played!
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
May 28 2021 at 12:10 am
Didn’t Michael Keaton do the snake already in “Beetlejuice”?
John M.
May 28 2021 at 12:16 am
Interesting thought – Jo handled that rattler last Summer down at the swimmin’ hole, so she should have “imprinted” all necessary data for a complete transformation: Colors, scale patterns, etc. Why did she stay chrome? To allow everyone the get used to her current configuration, or did Sam just happen to catch her in mid-morph before she had to complete the coloration?
Peregrine
May 28 2021 at 2:14 am
As the rabbit explained, “Only when it was funny!”
Too Tall
May 28 2021 at 12:24 am
So, Jo gets spotted by one of the illegal invaders. That’s probably how other legends got started like the Loch Ness Monster, Yeti, Bigfoot, and Chupacabras got started.
Hopefully the word goes back to avoid the Double D because they have shiny silver rattlesnakes heavier than anacondas and longer than reticulated pythons.
Plus, they are really cold blooded.
Pamela
May 28 2021 at 12:29 am
Are Fangs and Nerve Agent Venom included in this incarnation…
James/G
May 28 2021 at 12:30 am
Chupacabras are real.
Trust me.
Don’t ask.
Too Tall
May 28 2021 at 9:58 am
James/G,
What is the recommended “pesticide?”
a. .454 Casull with 260 grain hardcast bullets
b. .50 BMG with 720 grain bullets
c. 12 gauge 2 – 3/4 inch Dragons Breath shot shells
d. ThrowFlame XL-18 Flame Thrower
e. Saltwater delivered at 50 psi from a 2 – 1/2 inch hose
f. Other
g. Some combination of the above
Asking for a friend.
Mike-SMO
May 28 2021 at 12:31 am
Does that morph include venom? Or just a high Voltage shock? “Fear” is just so un-impressive. Wouldn’t venom violate some protocol or another?
Makes hiding the “OFF” switch a bit “different”.
JTC
May 28 2021 at 12:47 am
Just what the hell kind of fence-patrolling outfit is Sam wearing? Might as well be naked…but with knee-high boots.
NotYetInACamp
May 28 2021 at 1:32 am
And the chrome snek likes to collect chromed weapons as gifts for good guys.
Man in the Middle
May 28 2021 at 1:37 am
Don’t forget to include a “safe for work” donation option this year, please.
Chris Muir
May 28 2021 at 2:09 am
It’s the no merch option as usual.;)
AngryWhiteMaleChauvanistNeanderthalRightwingExtremist PaulS
May 28 2021 at 7:28 am
What exactly is NSFW these days, except being a NonComSocMarxPantifacist?
Face it, if you a DBD fan, YOU are NSFW!
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
May 28 2021 at 11:18 pm
And I plan on being the best NSFW that I can be!
HOOOAH!
NotYetInACamp
May 28 2021 at 4:42 am
No apple jokes, please.
Bill G
May 28 2021 at 5:57 am
How about a really big, and chrome. version of a feral hog? Let word of that filter through the illegal’s grapevine and traffic on the DD Ranch should really slow down.
GWB
May 28 2021 at 8:04 am
But it might draw folks who hunt. A little too much publicity.
John M.
May 28 2021 at 11:43 am
J think Samuel has the right idea – a Western Diamondback, but Jo has the mass to create one the length and girth of an Anaconda.
Tell me THAT wouldn’t put the fear of Quetzalcoatl in our Southern invaders!
Badger52
May 28 2021 at 6:26 am
Outstanding on the new option Chris. As long as snail-mail donations are good as well you’ve got it covered. Drive on sir.
Chris Muir
May 28 2021 at 9:54 am
Snail mail does it too!
Pamela
May 28 2021 at 1:04 pm
Is it mating season for snakes?
Too Tall
May 28 2021 at 9:36 pm
If it is, the male rattlesnakes are feeling “inadequate” when they see Jo.
Too Tall
Nah, McConnell would be the little rusty turtle on the fence post.
Kafiroon
Shiny!
Cartel thugs like chrome weapons.
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
That last line was a catch-me-by-surprise snicker LOL!
Well played, Chris, well played!
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
Didn’t Michael Keaton do the snake already in “Beetlejuice”?
John M.
Interesting thought – Jo handled that rattler last Summer down at the swimmin’ hole, so she should have “imprinted” all necessary data for a complete transformation: Colors, scale patterns, etc. Why did she stay chrome? To allow everyone the get used to her current configuration, or did Sam just happen to catch her in mid-morph before she had to complete the coloration?
Peregrine
As the rabbit explained, “Only when it was funny!”
Too Tall
So, Jo gets spotted by one of the illegal invaders. That’s probably how other legends got started like the Loch Ness Monster, Yeti, Bigfoot, and Chupacabras got started.
Hopefully the word goes back to avoid the Double D because they have shiny silver rattlesnakes heavier than anacondas and longer than reticulated pythons.
Plus, they are really cold blooded.
Pamela
Are Fangs and Nerve Agent Venom included in this incarnation…
James/G
Chupacabras are real.
Trust me.
Don’t ask.
Too Tall
James/G,
What is the recommended “pesticide?”
a. .454 Casull with 260 grain hardcast bullets
b. .50 BMG with 720 grain bullets
c. 12 gauge 2 – 3/4 inch Dragons Breath shot shells
d. ThrowFlame XL-18 Flame Thrower
e. Saltwater delivered at 50 psi from a 2 – 1/2 inch hose
f. Other
g. Some combination of the above
Asking for a friend.
Mike-SMO
Does that morph include venom? Or just a high Voltage shock? “Fear” is just so un-impressive. Wouldn’t venom violate some protocol or another?
Makes hiding the “OFF” switch a bit “different”.
JTC
Just what the hell kind of fence-patrolling outfit is Sam wearing? Might as well be naked…but with knee-high boots.
NotYetInACamp
And the chrome snek likes to collect chromed weapons as gifts for good guys.
Man in the Middle
Don’t forget to include a “safe for work” donation option this year, please.
Chris Muir
It’s the no merch option as usual.;)
AngryWhiteMaleChauvanistNeanderthalRightwingExtremist PaulS
What exactly is NSFW these days, except being a NonComSocMarxPantifacist?
Face it, if you a DBD fan, YOU are NSFW!
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight
And I plan on being the best NSFW that I can be!
HOOOAH!
NotYetInACamp
No apple jokes, please.
Bill G
How about a really big, and chrome. version of a feral hog? Let word of that filter through the illegal’s grapevine and traffic on the DD Ranch should really slow down.
GWB
But it might draw folks who hunt. A little too much publicity.
John M.
J think Samuel has the right idea – a Western Diamondback, but Jo has the mass to create one the length and girth of an Anaconda.
Tell me THAT wouldn’t put the fear of Quetzalcoatl in our Southern invaders!
Badger52
Outstanding on the new option Chris. As long as snail-mail donations are good as well you’ve got it covered. Drive on sir.
Chris Muir
Snail mail does it too!
Pamela
Is it mating season for snakes?
Too Tall
If it is, the male rattlesnakes are feeling “inadequate” when they see Jo.