Yes, I think Sam is best for companionship and sex. Auto mechanics probably…cooking, eh, not so much.
WayneM
Jun 01 2018 at 12:32 am
Still thinking about the turkey rocket, huh?
Deplorable B Woodman
Jun 01 2018 at 12:12 am
Jeeves? Cooking? Right alongside the robot that was recalibrated to flip 300 burgers per shift.
As for Jeeves babysitting the girls, I can imagine a scene from Young Frankenstein, where the monster plays with the child, and tosses her through her 2nd floor window into her bed.
Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable!
Jun 01 2018 at 1:28 pm
I for one welcome our new burger flipping overlords…
Deplorable B Woodman
Jun 01 2018 at 12:14 am
Zed, yes, you’d BETTER be good with that, if you want any further cuddling, companionship, and sex.
Pete231
Jun 01 2018 at 12:24 am
As Mel Brooks (The Gov) said in “Blazing Saddles” : “Work, work, work, work, work………
S'aaruuk
Jun 01 2018 at 1:37 am
*Stares into cleavage on his left*
“Hello boys…..” 😀 😀 😀
WayneM
Jun 01 2018 at 12:33 am
Jeeves can cook?
TomZ
Jun 01 2018 at 1:09 am
All that is needed is the proper programming.
Gourmet meals might be outside of his abilities, but nutritious meals would not be impossible as long as the programming includes ability to measure.
John
Jun 01 2018 at 2:44 pm
The ability to measure would be the forte of a machine. Things like time and temperature control would make them far superior to most cooks.
You could probably add her value for having your six (defense-wise you pervs).
GWB
Jun 01 2018 at 6:51 am
(defense-wise you pervs)
Why thank you. Thank you very much.
John T. Block
Jun 01 2018 at 1:55 am
Since when does Zed complain about De Sex? Or Sam, for that matter?
Halley
Jun 01 2018 at 2:02 am
Live with it, and live for it.
GWB
Jun 01 2018 at 6:52 am
Gotta do some writing with the sis right after some of that companionship and sex
FIFY, Chris.
Delilah T
Jun 01 2018 at 7:28 am
I don’t know. Men think with their stomachs secondary to their nethers. Feed the howling beast in the belly and groove it off. Such exercise burns a lot of calories.
Maybe Jeeves could borrow my copy of the Philadelphia Tavern Cookbook. When the weather clears the heat out, I may tackle Martha Washington’s chocolate mousse cake…. with ice cream, of course.
Jay B.
Jun 01 2018 at 7:58 am
Delilah T – With that potential menu … I’d settle for just cooking! LOLOL
WayneM
Jun 01 2018 at 8:02 am
Not all men, Delilah but both are like a form of appetite.
My girlfriend might be a unicorn. She loves to cook whereas I love to bake desserts. We’re well matched in other appetites as well.
Interventor
Jun 01 2018 at 11:33 pm
Uh! Aren’t unicorns attracted to virgins? 🙂
S Hooks
Jun 01 2018 at 2:30 pm
Delilah, the TV series “A Taste of History” with the Philadelphia Tavern’s Chef Walter Staib, is simply outstanding. I currently have 32 episodes stored on my DVR. I’d rather re-watch these over and over than most of the PC dreck on the other networks’ shows.
Deplorable B Woodman
Jun 01 2018 at 7:37 pm
A Taste of History? Never heard of it. More details, si vous plait.
Delilah T
Jun 02 2018 at 11:31 am
I hope that becomes available on DVD, as I do not have a working TV right now and don’t really want one. (The mind=numbing stuff!) I am fascinated by the way food was not only prepped for meals, but how it was cooked without the regulators we use now on appliances, and how it was kept safe without refrigeration.
I did not know about Rumford fireplaces with side ovens for baking until I bought Chef Staib’s cookbook, and also Hannah Glasse’s ‘Art of Cookery’, which has practical advice for everything related to food. Now, I want to give it a shot myself, because I have my grandmothers’ recipes for things you won’t find in a modern cookbook and they used the ‘slow’ oven (warm) versus the ‘quick’ oven (hot) which is a skill highly to be desired.
Mrs. Glasse wrote and published her cookery book in the late 18th century and it is still selling today. And the Fanny Farmer cookbook is also available. I may have an old copy of it some place.
The thing is, when you’re down to the basics and have to rely on “primitive” methods for storing and cooking food (as in a natural disaster), some of this can keep you going.
Daniel Schwartz
Jun 01 2018 at 10:04 pm
As the old joke goes: anyone who eats three times a day, ought to understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.
Kafiroon
Jun 01 2018 at 10:07 am
Yeah, Nope! History has shown that a lot of women just lay around and get fat if they have nothing to do. Look at many, many paintings of rich women and harems for example.
Even in India their are Many fat women. A few where I have been a guest, have skinny daughters and/or other women to do the work.
John
Jun 01 2018 at 2:55 pm
It is now a truism that we in the West have become so successful that we have outrun nature and even the least tendency to get fat is amplified by the combination of cheap food and lack of something physical to do. It even allows destructive fantasies (like Marxism) to flourish for lack of contact with the real world.
That lack of contact has, sadly, led to a laziness of mind as well, to the point that too many of us simply don’t recognize the threat to our civilization of those lean, hungry, and ignorant invaders who covet what we have.
Deplorable B Woodman
Jun 01 2018 at 7:49 pm
Sounds like the final chapter (or two) of RAH’s “Farnham’s Freehold”. Hugh Farnham’s wife, Grace, overweight and pampered, elects to stay behind in the reversed future society.
cmblake6
Overlapping strips now? That works too.
Grunt GI
Yes, I think Sam is best for companionship and sex. Auto mechanics probably…cooking, eh, not so much.
WayneM
Still thinking about the turkey rocket, huh?
Deplorable B Woodman
Jeeves? Cooking? Right alongside the robot that was recalibrated to flip 300 burgers per shift.
As for Jeeves babysitting the girls, I can imagine a scene from Young Frankenstein, where the monster plays with the child, and tosses her through her 2nd floor window into her bed.
Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable!
I for one welcome our new burger flipping overlords…
Deplorable B Woodman
Zed, yes, you’d BETTER be good with that, if you want any further cuddling, companionship, and sex.
Pete231
As Mel Brooks (The Gov) said in “Blazing Saddles” : “Work, work, work, work, work………
S'aaruuk
*Stares into cleavage on his left*
“Hello boys…..” 😀 😀 😀
WayneM
Jeeves can cook?
TomZ
All that is needed is the proper programming.
Gourmet meals might be outside of his abilities, but nutritious meals would not be impossible as long as the programming includes ability to measure.
John
The ability to measure would be the forte of a machine. Things like time and temperature control would make them far superior to most cooks.
Interventor
If, one can read, they can cook.
JTC
You could probably add her value for having your six (defense-wise you pervs).
GWB
(defense-wise you pervs)
Why thank you. Thank you very much.
John T. Block
Since when does Zed complain about De Sex? Or Sam, for that matter?
Halley
Live with it, and live for it.
GWB
Gotta do some writing with the sis right after some of that companionship and sex
FIFY, Chris.
Delilah T
I don’t know. Men think with their stomachs secondary to their nethers. Feed the howling beast in the belly and groove it off. Such exercise burns a lot of calories.
Maybe Jeeves could borrow my copy of the Philadelphia Tavern Cookbook. When the weather clears the heat out, I may tackle Martha Washington’s chocolate mousse cake…. with ice cream, of course.
Jay B.
Delilah T – With that potential menu … I’d settle for just cooking! LOLOL
WayneM
Not all men, Delilah but both are like a form of appetite.
My girlfriend might be a unicorn. She loves to cook whereas I love to bake desserts. We’re well matched in other appetites as well.
Interventor
Uh! Aren’t unicorns attracted to virgins? 🙂
S Hooks
Delilah, the TV series “A Taste of History” with the Philadelphia Tavern’s Chef Walter Staib, is simply outstanding. I currently have 32 episodes stored on my DVR. I’d rather re-watch these over and over than most of the PC dreck on the other networks’ shows.
Deplorable B Woodman
A Taste of History? Never heard of it. More details, si vous plait.
Delilah T
I hope that becomes available on DVD, as I do not have a working TV right now and don’t really want one. (The mind=numbing stuff!) I am fascinated by the way food was not only prepped for meals, but how it was cooked without the regulators we use now on appliances, and how it was kept safe without refrigeration.
I did not know about Rumford fireplaces with side ovens for baking until I bought Chef Staib’s cookbook, and also Hannah Glasse’s ‘Art of Cookery’, which has practical advice for everything related to food. Now, I want to give it a shot myself, because I have my grandmothers’ recipes for things you won’t find in a modern cookbook and they used the ‘slow’ oven (warm) versus the ‘quick’ oven (hot) which is a skill highly to be desired.
Mrs. Glasse wrote and published her cookery book in the late 18th century and it is still selling today. And the Fanny Farmer cookbook is also available. I may have an old copy of it some place.
The thing is, when you’re down to the basics and have to rely on “primitive” methods for storing and cooking food (as in a natural disaster), some of this can keep you going.
Daniel Schwartz
As the old joke goes: anyone who eats three times a day, ought to understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.
Kafiroon
Yeah, Nope! History has shown that a lot of women just lay around and get fat if they have nothing to do. Look at many, many paintings of rich women and harems for example.
Even in India their are Many fat women. A few where I have been a guest, have skinny daughters and/or other women to do the work.
John
It is now a truism that we in the West have become so successful that we have outrun nature and even the least tendency to get fat is amplified by the combination of cheap food and lack of something physical to do. It even allows destructive fantasies (like Marxism) to flourish for lack of contact with the real world.
That lack of contact has, sadly, led to a laziness of mind as well, to the point that too many of us simply don’t recognize the threat to our civilization of those lean, hungry, and ignorant invaders who covet what we have.
Deplorable B Woodman
Sounds like the final chapter (or two) of RAH’s “Farnham’s Freehold”. Hugh Farnham’s wife, Grace, overweight and pampered, elects to stay behind in the reversed future society.
Interventor
Weren’t they cannibals in that reversed future!