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  • August 28, 2019 at 12:08 am
    John M.

    We had to know that was coming… (Jo for V.P. — the rest WAS a surprise!)

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  • August 28, 2019 at 12:10 am

    As opposed to the greasy one we had a while back.

    So, Jo…A vice without a vice? Sorry, it’s been done. Name of Pence.

    OTOH, I don’t want to picture him in a bath, oil or otherwise.

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    • August 28, 2019 at 12:12 am

      But, um…she lives?

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  • August 28, 2019 at 12:24 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    Shades of C3PO Star Wars! But Jo is MUCH prettier coming out of the oil bath. She doesn’t dither about nothing. No restraining bolt needed.

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    • August 28, 2019 at 4:21 pm
      John M.

      No restraining bolt needed? Sez you, I need the restraining bolt !

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  • August 28, 2019 at 12:26 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    I thought Sam was the only one allowed to get that oily and greasy.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 12:43 am
    WayneM

    So Jo can be both VP and bodyguard… I wonder what the Secret Service code name for her would be?

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    • August 28, 2019 at 1:53 am
      Punta Gorda

      “Uhhh… what was my name?”

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    • August 28, 2019 at 2:37 am
      Too Tall

      Doomsday?
      Valkyrie?
      Terminator?
      Frozen?
      Alien?
      Chameleon?
      Quicksilver?

      They would probably settle on either Beast or Beauty.

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      • August 28, 2019 at 12:27 pm
        Pamela

        Precipice. Imagine some of the foreign nationals trying to scale her and the results of said attempts.

    • August 28, 2019 at 6:01 am
      TOXIC DASTARDLY DAN

      Avalanche (cold and deadly)

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      • August 28, 2019 at 8:03 am
        Too Tall

        You win, I got nothin’

  • August 28, 2019 at 12:49 am

    “”What would her code name be?” Hey, there, Slick….

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  • August 28, 2019 at 1:11 am
    NotYetInACamp

    A 4D ticket.

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    • August 28, 2019 at 6:16 pm
      John D. Egbert

      I’m bettin’ you aint talkin’ ’bout Heinemann’s Hotrod, are ya?

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    • August 28, 2019 at 9:23 pm
      MJ Larkins

      Don’t you mean 44D?

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    • August 29, 2019 at 10:12 am
      NotYetInACamp

      🙂

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  • August 28, 2019 at 2:41 am
    Too Tall

    Will Sam resurrect Jeeves to act as Press Secretary or Protocol?

    They need to adopt Tabasco as their symbol in lieu of an Ass or an Elephant.

    They need to run on full transparency with nothing to hide. Campaign kickoff to be held at the swimming’ hole.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 3:34 am
    Too Tall

    Too bad we can’t have Ol’ Creepy, Gropey, Slo’ Joe try and grab Jo and smell her hair.

    He might thaw out in time for the 2032 election.

    On the other hand, Jo just might be Joe’s kind of woman, using transmission fluid as her perfume, and she makes him stiff, even if it’s frozen stiff.

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    • August 28, 2019 at 12:22 pm
      Pamela

      EWWW GROSS! Creepy with a stiffy at what degree of angle in the parlor. At least turn him into a corner otherwise people will be using him as a hat rack. 2 points.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 3:38 am
    Too Tall

    Um, with a skin temperature of -3 degrees Celsius, wouldn’t Jo cause 20W-50 oil to congeal?

    Probably needs to be 0W-30 for her delicate skin.

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    • August 28, 2019 at 11:45 am
      Andy

      20W50 is good between 15F and 105F.

      -3C = 26.6F.

      20W50 will work just fine.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 5:43 am
    Halley

    In the real world, Skye/Jo would actually have a good chance of defeating the inevitable Warren/Weinstein ticket ; )

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  • August 28, 2019 at 6:32 am
    Gray

    New meaning to lube job…

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  • August 28, 2019 at 7:13 am
    Jim Smith

    Ohhhh…this is gonna be good. You go, Chris!

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    • August 28, 2019 at 8:59 am
      PaulS

      Definitely Chris, thanks for keeping it up.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 8:17 am
    Mercutio

    Off topic – I just looked up “Chris Muir” in the Urban Dictionary. Congratz. You pressed all their “—ist” buttons… except the one about doing unspeakable things to small animals. Keep up the good work

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  • August 28, 2019 at 8:58 am
    PaulS

    Nice detail with the shadow, but is the oil really colder than Jo? 😉

    YOWSA!!

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:14 am
    Florida Man

    No way Jo would be taking a bath in dirty oil. Fresh oil (20/50, anyway) is honey-colored and transparent. Details matter.

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    • August 28, 2019 at 8:49 pm

      Not after running in an engine for a short time.

      And let’s face it, Jo is a dirty dirty girl… 😉

      Way to add to the “Florida Man” dumbass meme.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 11:01 am
    Kafiroon

    A duo we can get behind.

    And support.

    I’ll leave quietly, again.

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    • August 28, 2019 at 12:40 pm
      kadaka

      20W-50 and doesn’t look fresh. Jo likes it thick and dark.

      Hey, can I tag along?

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  • August 28, 2019 at 12:49 pm
    Halley

    In my SF readings about APs (artificial persons, future tense) they have (will have) the same needs and desires as the rest of us. Wondering if oil really does the trick for our AP heroine there… ?

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    • August 28, 2019 at 1:36 pm
      kadaka

      As she allegedly gets her energy from ambient heat (which would be quite an entropy-defying feat), a warm oil bath would be quite an energy boost. Whether she enjoys having her tank topped off is a programming issue.

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    • August 28, 2019 at 6:19 pm
      John D. Egbert

      Check out the “Assimilation” series of graphic novels on Big Head Press. Scott Beiser does good work.

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      • August 28, 2019 at 6:21 pm
        John D. Egbert

        Make that “. . . Assimulation . . .” Damn auto-correct . . .

  • August 28, 2019 at 1:22 pm
    Matt Parkhouse

    What about when the issue of her birth certificate comes up?

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    • August 28, 2019 at 4:33 pm
      Halley

      Easy – keep it under lock and key while paying the media to scream “racist!” at anyone who merely asks to see it. Oh wait, someone already tried that…

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  • August 28, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    Joined the ranks of the old farts today, so I’ll fit right in here in old Sebring.

    https://poetnthepawnbroker.blogspot.com/2019/08/officially-old-fart.html

    Man, that whole sexagenarian thing is such a cruel joke. 🙁

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    • August 28, 2019 at 6:24 pm
      John D. Egbert

      Wait til you get halfway through the heptagenarian thing. Don’t bother asking how I know . . .

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    • August 28, 2019 at 9:14 pm
      Pamela

      Happy Birthday Sweetie

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      • August 29, 2019 at 6:16 am

        Thank you Sweet P 🙂

    • August 28, 2019 at 11:48 pm
      Kafiroon

      Youngun!

      Congratulations!
      Unless you want Condolences.
      Now me, I only want someone else to buy me a steak for the Big BD.

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      • August 29, 2019 at 6:27 am

        Thank you Sir. Little bit of both I think, depending on perspective.

        Steak is good, but for me, wifey doing her Southern home cookin’ thing, my favorite meatloaf and fixin’s plus a big ol’ chawklit cake hit the spot. B-Day phone calls from the three young’uns and visits this weekend depending on that Himacane out there, and that’s about as good as an old fart can ask for. Pretty good perspective right there. 🙂

      • August 29, 2019 at 10:15 am
        NotYetInACamp

        Happy Birthday.

        Stay safe.

      • August 29, 2019 at 10:41 am

        Yes sir, thank you, you too!

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