Day By Day

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  • John M.

    We had to know that was coming… (Jo for V.P. — the rest WAS a surprise!)

  • JTC

    As opposed to the greasy one we had a while back.

    So, Jo…A vice without a vice? Sorry, it’s been done. Name of Pence.

    OTOH, I don’t want to picture him in a bath, oil or otherwise.

    • JTC

      But, um…she lives?

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    Shades of C3PO Star Wars! But Jo is MUCH prettier coming out of the oil bath. She doesn’t dither about nothing. No restraining bolt needed.

    • John M.

      No restraining bolt needed? Sez you, I need the restraining bolt !

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    I thought Sam was the only one allowed to get that oily and greasy.

  • WayneM

    So Jo can be both VP and bodyguard… I wonder what the Secret Service code name for her would be?

    • Punta Gorda

      “Uhhh… what was my name?”

    • Too Tall

      Doomsday?
      Valkyrie?
      Terminator?
      Frozen?
      Alien?
      Chameleon?
      Quicksilver?

      They would probably settle on either Beast or Beauty.

      • Pamela

        Precipice. Imagine some of the foreign nationals trying to scale her and the results of said attempts.

    • TOXIC DASTARDLY DAN

      Avalanche (cold and deadly)

      • Too Tall

        You win, I got nothin’

  • “”What would her code name be?” Hey, there, Slick….

  • NotYetInACamp

    A 4D ticket.

    • John D. Egbert

      I’m bettin’ you aint talkin’ ’bout Heinemann’s Hotrod, are ya?

    • MJ Larkins

      Don’t you mean 44D?

    • NotYetInACamp

      🙂

  • Too Tall

    Will Sam resurrect Jeeves to act as Press Secretary or Protocol?

    They need to adopt Tabasco as their symbol in lieu of an Ass or an Elephant.

    They need to run on full transparency with nothing to hide. Campaign kickoff to be held at the swimming’ hole.

  • Too Tall

    Too bad we can’t have Ol’ Creepy, Gropey, Slo’ Joe try and grab Jo and smell her hair.

    He might thaw out in time for the 2032 election.

    On the other hand, Jo just might be Joe’s kind of woman, using transmission fluid as her perfume, and she makes him stiff, even if it’s frozen stiff.

    • Pamela

      EWWW GROSS! Creepy with a stiffy at what degree of angle in the parlor. At least turn him into a corner otherwise people will be using him as a hat rack. 2 points.

  • Too Tall

    Um, with a skin temperature of -3 degrees Celsius, wouldn’t Jo cause 20W-50 oil to congeal?

    Probably needs to be 0W-30 for her delicate skin.

    • Andy

      20W50 is good between 15F and 105F.

      -3C = 26.6F.

      20W50 will work just fine.

  • Halley

    In the real world, Skye/Jo would actually have a good chance of defeating the inevitable Warren/Weinstein ticket ; )

  • Gray

    New meaning to lube job…

  • Jim Smith

    Ohhhh…this is gonna be good. You go, Chris!

    • PaulS

      Definitely Chris, thanks for keeping it up.

  • Mercutio

    Off topic – I just looked up “Chris Muir” in the Urban Dictionary. Congratz. You pressed all their “—ist” buttons… except the one about doing unspeakable things to small animals. Keep up the good work

  • PaulS

    Nice detail with the shadow, but is the oil really colder than Jo? 😉

    YOWSA!!

  • Florida Man

    No way Jo would be taking a bath in dirty oil. Fresh oil (20/50, anyway) is honey-colored and transparent. Details matter.

    • JTC

      Not after running in an engine for a short time.

      And let’s face it, Jo is a dirty dirty girl… 😉

      Way to add to the “Florida Man” dumbass meme.

  • Kafiroon

    A duo we can get behind.

    And support.

    I’ll leave quietly, again.

    • kadaka

      20W-50 and doesn’t look fresh. Jo likes it thick and dark.

      Hey, can I tag along?

  • Halley

    In my SF readings about APs (artificial persons, future tense) they have (will have) the same needs and desires as the rest of us. Wondering if oil really does the trick for our AP heroine there… ?

    • kadaka

      As she allegedly gets her energy from ambient heat (which would be quite an entropy-defying feat), a warm oil bath would be quite an energy boost. Whether she enjoys having her tank topped off is a programming issue.

    • John D. Egbert

      Check out the “Assimilation” series of graphic novels on Big Head Press. Scott Beiser does good work.

      • John D. Egbert

        Make that “. . . Assimulation . . .” Damn auto-correct . . .

  • Matt Parkhouse

    What about when the issue of her birth certificate comes up?

    • Halley

      Easy – keep it under lock and key while paying the media to scream “racist!” at anyone who merely asks to see it. Oh wait, someone already tried that…

    • John D. Egbert

      Wait til you get halfway through the heptagenarian thing. Don’t bother asking how I know . . .

    • Pamela

      Happy Birthday Sweetie

      • JTC

        Thank you Sweet P 🙂

    • Kafiroon

      Youngun!

      Congratulations!
      Unless you want Condolences.
      Now me, I only want someone else to buy me a steak for the Big BD.

      • JTC

        Thank you Sir. Little bit of both I think, depending on perspective.

        Steak is good, but for me, wifey doing her Southern home cookin’ thing, my favorite meatloaf and fixin’s plus a big ol’ chawklit cake hit the spot. B-Day phone calls from the three young’uns and visits this weekend depending on that Himacane out there, and that’s about as good as an old fart can ask for. Pretty good perspective right there. 🙂

        • NotYetInACamp

          Happy Birthday.

          Stay safe.

          • JTC

            Yes sir, thank you, you too!

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