2020 Campaign, Family, Friends ← Previous post Next post → Comments John M. Aug 28 2019 at 12:08 am We had to know that was coming… (Jo for V.P. — the rest WAS a surprise!) JTC Aug 28 2019 at 12:10 am As opposed to the greasy one we had a while back. So, Jo…A vice without a vice? Sorry, it’s been done. Name of Pence. OTOH, I don’t want to picture him in a bath, oil or otherwise. JTC Aug 28 2019 at 12:12 am But, um…she lives? Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman Aug 28 2019 at 12:24 am Shades of C3PO Star Wars! But Jo is MUCH prettier coming out of the oil bath. She doesn’t dither about nothing. No restraining bolt needed. John M. Aug 28 2019 at 4:21 pm No restraining bolt needed? Sez you, I need the restraining bolt ! Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman Aug 28 2019 at 12:26 am I thought Sam was the only one allowed to get that oily and greasy. WayneM Aug 28 2019 at 12:43 am So Jo can be both VP and bodyguard… I wonder what the Secret Service code name for her would be? Punta Gorda Aug 28 2019 at 1:53 am “Uhhh… what was my name?” Too Tall Aug 28 2019 at 2:37 am Doomsday? Valkyrie? Terminator? Frozen? Alien? Chameleon? Quicksilver? They would probably settle on either Beast or Beauty. Pamela Aug 28 2019 at 12:27 pm Precipice. Imagine some of the foreign nationals trying to scale her and the results of said attempts. TOXIC DASTARDLY DAN Aug 28 2019 at 6:01 am Avalanche (cold and deadly) Too Tall Aug 28 2019 at 8:03 am You win, I got nothin’ John Block Aug 28 2019 at 12:49 am “”What would her code name be?” Hey, there, Slick…. NotYetInACamp Aug 28 2019 at 1:11 am A 4D ticket. John D. Egbert Aug 28 2019 at 6:16 pm I’m bettin’ you aint talkin’ ’bout Heinemann’s Hotrod, are ya? MJ Larkins Aug 28 2019 at 9:23 pm Don’t you mean 44D? NotYetInACamp Aug 29 2019 at 10:12 am 🙂 Too Tall Aug 28 2019 at 2:41 am Will Sam resurrect Jeeves to act as Press Secretary or Protocol? They need to adopt Tabasco as their symbol in lieu of an Ass or an Elephant. They need to run on full transparency with nothing to hide. Campaign kickoff to be held at the swimming’ hole. Too Tall Aug 28 2019 at 3:34 am Too bad we can’t have Ol’ Creepy, Gropey, Slo’ Joe try and grab Jo and smell her hair. He might thaw out in time for the 2032 election. On the other hand, Jo just might be Joe’s kind of woman, using transmission fluid as her perfume, and she makes him stiff, even if it’s frozen stiff. Pamela Aug 28 2019 at 12:22 pm EWWW GROSS! Creepy with a stiffy at what degree of angle in the parlor. At least turn him into a corner otherwise people will be using him as a hat rack. 2 points. Too Tall Aug 28 2019 at 3:38 am Um, with a skin temperature of -3 degrees Celsius, wouldn’t Jo cause 20W-50 oil to congeal? Probably needs to be 0W-30 for her delicate skin. Andy Aug 28 2019 at 11:45 am 20W50 is good between 15F and 105F. -3C = 26.6F. 20W50 will work just fine. Halley Aug 28 2019 at 5:43 am In the real world, Skye/Jo would actually have a good chance of defeating the inevitable Warren/Weinstein ticket ; ) Gray Aug 28 2019 at 6:32 am New meaning to lube job… Jim Smith Aug 28 2019 at 7:13 am Ohhhh…this is gonna be good. You go, Chris! PaulS Aug 28 2019 at 8:59 am Definitely Chris, thanks for keeping it up. Mercutio Aug 28 2019 at 8:17 am Off topic – I just looked up “Chris Muir” in the Urban Dictionary. Congratz. You pressed all their “—ist” buttons… except the one about doing unspeakable things to small animals. Keep up the good work PaulS Aug 28 2019 at 8:58 am Nice detail with the shadow, but is the oil really colder than Jo? 😉 YOWSA!! Florida Man Aug 28 2019 at 9:14 am No way Jo would be taking a bath in dirty oil. Fresh oil (20/50, anyway) is honey-colored and transparent. Details matter. JTC Aug 28 2019 at 8:49 pm Not after running in an engine for a short time. And let’s face it, Jo is a dirty dirty girl… 😉 Way to add to the “Florida Man” dumbass meme. Kafiroon Aug 28 2019 at 11:01 am A duo we can get behind. And support. I’ll leave quietly, again. kadaka Aug 28 2019 at 12:40 pm 20W-50 and doesn’t look fresh. Jo likes it thick and dark. Hey, can I tag along? Halley Aug 28 2019 at 12:49 pm In my SF readings about APs (artificial persons, future tense) they have (will have) the same needs and desires as the rest of us. Wondering if oil really does the trick for our AP heroine there… ? kadaka Aug 28 2019 at 1:36 pm As she allegedly gets her energy from ambient heat (which would be quite an entropy-defying feat), a warm oil bath would be quite an energy boost. Whether she enjoys having her tank topped off is a programming issue. John D. Egbert Aug 28 2019 at 6:19 pm Check out the “Assimilation” series of graphic novels on Big Head Press. Scott Beiser does good work. John D. Egbert Aug 28 2019 at 6:21 pm Make that “. . . Assimulation . . .” Damn auto-correct . . . Matt Parkhouse Aug 28 2019 at 1:22 pm What about when the issue of her birth certificate comes up? Halley Aug 28 2019 at 4:33 pm Easy – keep it under lock and key while paying the media to scream “racist!” at anyone who merely asks to see it. Oh wait, someone already tried that… JTC Aug 28 2019 at 5:08 pm Joined the ranks of the old farts today, so I’ll fit right in here in old Sebring. https://poetnthepawnbroker.blogspot.com/2019/08/officially-old-fart.html Man, that whole sexagenarian thing is such a cruel joke. 🙁 John D. Egbert Aug 28 2019 at 6:24 pm Wait til you get halfway through the heptagenarian thing. Don’t bother asking how I know . . . Pamela Aug 28 2019 at 9:14 pm Happy Birthday Sweetie JTC Aug 29 2019 at 6:16 am Thank you Sweet P 🙂 Kafiroon Aug 28 2019 at 11:48 pm Youngun! Congratulations! Unless you want Condolences. Now me, I only want someone else to buy me a steak for the Big BD. JTC Aug 29 2019 at 6:27 am Thank you Sir. Little bit of both I think, depending on perspective. Steak is good, but for me, wifey doing her Southern home cookin’ thing, my favorite meatloaf and fixin’s plus a big ol’ chawklit cake hit the spot. B-Day phone calls from the three young’uns and visits this weekend depending on that Himacane out there, and that’s about as good as an old fart can ask for. Pretty good perspective right there. 🙂 NotYetInACamp Aug 29 2019 at 10:15 am Happy Birthday. Stay safe. JTC Aug 29 2019 at 10:41 am Yes sir, thank you, you too! Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.