Oily Candidate.


  • August 29, 2019 at 12:14 am

    A bit of eye candy for the lady readers and the rest of us lechers…

  • August 29, 2019 at 1:07 am

    I think I need a cold shower

  • August 29, 2019 at 1:57 am
    Punta Gorda

    Upgraayedd… the pimp from Idiocracy.

  • August 29, 2019 at 2:03 am

    Is that a young Arnold android, or the real next generation, Joseph Baena? Kid just graduated with a business degree, maybe Don Portago gave him a job.

    Oh, and as Jo’s current regular form is from one of Portago’s maids, keep the kid away from the housekeeping staff. Like father, like son, and stay grateful Bill Clinton never (officially) had any.

  • August 29, 2019 at 3:28 am

    Ooops! Plot twist.

    Does Ned still get to take out the trash?

    As I recall, the Spartans (sic) had a provision for a “Second Husband”. Shortly after, a significant majority of the adult males of Sparta went off to “party” over in Persia. Had a good time, I read. They then hired the Eye-Talians to “do the yard work and paint the shutters”. Or something.

  • August 29, 2019 at 6:35 am

    The bimbo should heed the sage advice:

    “Don’t piss off the Old Guy. He will kill you.”

  • August 29, 2019 at 7:04 am

    Girls just wanna have fun?
    Now, what do you call fun?

  • August 29, 2019 at 8:31 am

    I am more envious of Cabana Boy’s view than of his bod..

  • August 29, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    Biden is broken, Bernie is babbling, and Betty has a plan for everything. After the nukes start flying she’ll release her five-year plan to defuse international tensions with increased foreign aid that will only cost the top 1% the top 2% of everything they have every month for forever.

    Can the DNC just hand out the participation trophies now to the 15 or so in it for the résumé enhancement and narrow it down to those who might not lose too badly?

    • August 29, 2019 at 8:41 pm

      Is Unca Joe being broken a reference to his stolen valor story he’s been telling for years and finally getting called out on it?

      I mean Bryan Williams was busted and dumped for lesser made-up bullshit, yet Unc is only now being truthed by MSM…wonder why that is?

      • August 29, 2019 at 10:25 pm
      • August 29, 2019 at 11:39 pm

        Apologies, had started writing reply below then came a phone call, I should have reloaded and checked before posting.

        Oh, and TV sez the hurricane might hit Florida as a Cat 4. I remember a previous year when such an Extreme Event was a sure sign of GlobalClimateWarmingChange, then it fell apart and was barely Cat 1. Got to get the fearmongering in early and often just in case.

      • August 29, 2019 at 11:30 pm

        Nah, just a sad reminder, like with my parents, that a ripe old age can come with an overripe brain.

        Biden Keeps Forgetting People’s Names

        Includes link to a WaPo story, even they are now reporting it: “As he campaigns for president, Joe Biden tells a moving but false war story”. He remembers going to Konar province to award a medal. He remembers.

        The upshot: In the space of three minutes, Biden got the time period, the location, the heroic act, the type of medal, the military branch and the rank of the recipient wrong, as well as his own role in the ceremony.

      • August 30, 2019 at 12:18 am

        WaPo actually hit with the story first, which is the strange/suspicious part, now picked up by all the lefty media in a major pile-on. There’s been a decision made up the chain apparently.

        True about the overblown scare tactics on the himacane, they live for that shit that can fill up almost as much text and teevee space as a shooting. But. Anybody that has been through the real deal knows not to trifle with even the possibility of a direct hit especially when you live in a swamp that has already been saturated. With the target right now somewhere between my son in West Palm Beach and Chris around Melbourne, it’s a serious threat that requires serious prep, and some serious prayers that it is indeed another over-hype.

  • August 29, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    10 comments? Nothing like beefcake to silence the herd.



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