2020 Campaign ← Previous post Next post → Comments Pamela Mar 14 2020 at 12:05 am EYES FRONT! No drooling. WayneM Mar 14 2020 at 12:49 pm Drooling would be Creepy Joe’s specialty, methinks. Actually, with that walker, Bumblin’ Biden looks like Harvey Weinstein after hair plugs & botox, of course… interventor Mar 14 2020 at 12:12 am Better yet, the Golden Flying Phallus excavated in Pompeii Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 14 2020 at 12:22 am Gold plated phallus? The father of his country? I thought that was President George university’s title. Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 14 2020 at 12:26 am (damned @@##!!%%!!@@ spell check autocorrect ) …….President George Washington’s title. Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 14 2020 at 12:23 am Gold plated phallus? A royal SCREW YOU! Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 14 2020 at 12:27 am The Flying Fickle Phallus of Fate. Bill G Mar 14 2020 at 11:44 am Somewhere, Rowan & Martin are laughing with you! Too Tall Mar 14 2020 at 1:51 am To the extent that today’s ‘toon bears any resemblance to reality, it should probably be 18k (as 24k would be too soft) solid gold. Mounted rampant above an enormous pair made of solid brass. JTC Mar 14 2020 at 12:51 pm Yup. Plated is just fake. Nothing fake about that swingin’ D. And check that hat closer…it’s KMG (Keep ‘Murica Great)! Punta Gorda Mar 14 2020 at 1:57 am BUAHAH! He’s desperately trying to play it down.. so it needs wide destination. Gay? I don’t give a shit, but He needs to own up to his reality. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8110423/Florida-Democrat-Andrew-Gillum-hotel-room-male-escort-overdosed.html eon Mar 14 2020 at 6:09 am Progressives don’t “do” reality. Why do you think they’re so fond of drugs? clear ether eon Punta Gorda Mar 14 2020 at 6:47 am Ya got me there. I concede. For all. This is proof that an argument CAN be won on the Internet. Old Codger Mar 14 2020 at 9:16 am I agree that the fact that he is trying to play it down means that he hiding something and so the information about this incident deserves wide dissemination. The left has no problem publishing Republican politicians’ peccadillos so this would appear to be a “sauce for the goose” kind of thing. Two possibilities for Gillum: 1. He’s gay but in the closet and his wife is just a beard. 2. He’s a pendulum. Either way, being a DemonKKKRat his gay-ness or bi-ness would appear to be an asset in our times rather than a liability. Of course he could be trying to downplay it to protect his beard (for whom he has genuine affection) and/or his offspring. I, personally, don’t give a tinker’s dam about who somebody screws, what somebody screws, of if somebody screws. I would just prefer people keep private things private. I haven’t watched any of the Democrat debates but if I had Butt-gig kissing his husband on live television would have made me a bit nauseous. I don’t hate the poor dumb bastards (and bastardettes), it’s just that PDA by their kind turns my stomach a little bit. My rule is, “You do your thing in your> back yard and I’ll do my thing in mine. So long as what you do in your backyard doesn’t slop over into mine we’re golden. If it does, THEN we have a problem.” David Mar 14 2020 at 9:31 am “…gay-ness or bi-ness would appear to be an asset in our times rather than a liability.” Mmmm…in the black community…not so much. John M. Mar 14 2020 at 11:38 pm Years ago, the LGBT battle cry was “What we do in our berooms is our business!” OK, I’ll go along with that, but the second you started those so-called Pride Parades, you weren’t in the bedroom any more, were you? Imagine the uproar if a group somewhere started a “Straight-Pride Parade” with straight couples dancing down the streets nearly nude and simulating sexual acts! John M. Mar 14 2020 at 11:40 pm Darned old fingers – that should have been “…our bedrooms…” in the first paragraph. Punta Gorda Mar 15 2020 at 6:32 am “Who or what?” How about the guy in Cleveland that got videotaped by his neighbors while having unlawful carnal knowledge of his picnic table? JohninMd.(help!) Mar 14 2020 at 4:17 am As of 3pm today, I’d say the Donald was looking quite Presidential, compared to others…. paracelsus Mar 14 2020 at 8:21 am Where can I buy ’em? Old Codger Mar 14 2020 at 9:26 am Speaking of phallic symbols, on my first trip to a Titan II missile complex after I arrived at McConnell Air Force Patch, during my orientation to the missile site the enlisted crew member (of which there were two along with two officers) conducting the tour described Titan II thusly, Titan II is America’s largest mobile phallic symbol. With it the U.S. can f**k a whole county. You gotta figure 25 megatons of thermonuclear death could definitely screw an entire county to a fair-thee-well. 😉 Old Codger Mar 14 2020 at 9:31 am Here’s a link (if it works) to a photo of a Titan II coming out of the hole during a test launch from Vandenberg. https://missilethreat.csis.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Titan-2.jpg John Mar 14 2020 at 12:55 pm Just what I want to see in a weapon system. No fancy paint job, no fanfare, just plain ole business with a vengeance. DogByte6RER Mar 14 2020 at 9:55 am VodkaPundit gave ‘im top billing for this week’s Florida Man Friday … https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/florida-man-friday-gillum-as-charged/ Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 14 2020 at 7:06 pm Aaaaaaand……..it’s Florida Man! DogByte6RER Mar 14 2020 at 10:03 am Come to think of it … failed gubernatorial candidate Gillum would make an excellent action figure too! It could be marketed as Florida Man Progressive Action Figure. cmblake6 Mar 14 2020 at 10:27 am I can see this figurine in my mind, and what has been seen cannot be unseen. Bill G Mar 14 2020 at 11:47 am Add a bobble-head doll of Kamala Harris that has flexing knees, so that it can be properly posed next to a Willie Brown doll. Pamela Mar 14 2020 at 11:49 am ARRGGH! Eye Bleach. Where’s the Eye Bleach. epador Mar 14 2020 at 2:56 pm Somethings are better imagined But Chris’s imagination is better Craig Mar 14 2020 at 7:43 pm This makes me laugh! Thanks. Ramon Williamson Mar 16 2020 at 10:31 am Is that Commander McBragg I see as Commie Bernie? Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.