Day By Day


  • Pamela

    EYES FRONT! No drooling.

    • WayneM

      Drooling would be Creepy Joe’s specialty, methinks.

      Actually, with that walker, Bumblin’ Biden looks like Harvey Weinstein after hair plugs & botox, of course…

  • interventor

    Better yet, the Golden Flying Phallus excavated in Pompeii

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Gold plated phallus? The father of his country?
    I thought that was President George university’s title.

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      (damned @@##!!%%!!@@ spell check autocorrect )
      …….President George Washington’s title.

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Gold plated phallus?
    A royal SCREW YOU!

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    The Flying Fickle Phallus of Fate.

    • Bill G

      Somewhere, Rowan & Martin are laughing with you!

  • Too Tall

    To the extent that today’s ‘toon bears any resemblance to reality, it should probably be 18k (as 24k would be too soft) solid gold.

    Mounted rampant above an enormous pair made of solid brass.

    • JTC

      Yup. Plated is just fake. Nothing fake about that swingin’ D.

      And check that hat closer…it’s KMG (Keep ‘Murica Great)!

    • eon

      Progressives don’t “do” reality. Why do you think they’re so fond of drugs?

      clear ether


      • Punta Gorda

        Ya got me there. I concede.

        For all. This is proof that an argument CAN be won on the Internet.

    • Old Codger

      I agree that the fact that he is trying to play it down means that he hiding something and so the information about this incident deserves wide dissemination. The left has no problem publishing Republican politicians’ peccadillos so this would appear to be a “sauce for the goose” kind of thing.

      Two possibilities for Gillum:
      1. He’s gay but in the closet and his wife is just a beard.
      2. He’s a pendulum.
      Either way, being a DemonKKKRat his gay-ness or bi-ness would appear to be an asset in our times rather than a liability. Of course he could be trying to downplay it to protect his beard (for whom he has genuine affection) and/or his offspring.

      I, personally, don’t give a tinker’s dam about who somebody screws, what somebody screws, of if somebody screws. I would just prefer people keep private things private. I haven’t watched any of the Democrat debates but if I had Butt-gig kissing his husband on live television would have made me a bit nauseous. I don’t hate the poor dumb bastards (and bastardettes), it’s just that PDA by their kind turns my stomach a little bit. My rule is, “You do your thing in your> back yard and I’ll do my thing in mine. So long as what you do in your backyard doesn’t slop over into mine we’re golden. If it does, THEN we have a problem.”

      • David

        “…gay-ness or bi-ness would appear to be an asset in our times rather than a liability.”

        Mmmm…in the black community…not so much.

      • John M.

        Years ago, the LGBT battle cry was “What we do in our berooms is our business!”

        OK, I’ll go along with that, but the second you started those so-called Pride Parades, you weren’t in the bedroom any more, were you?

        Imagine the uproar if a group somewhere started a “Straight-Pride Parade” with straight couples dancing down the streets nearly nude and simulating sexual acts!

        • John M.

          Darned old fingers – that should have been “…our bedrooms…” in the first paragraph.

      • Punta Gorda

        “Who or what?”

        How about the guy in Cleveland that got videotaped by his neighbors while having unlawful carnal knowledge of his picnic table?

  • As of 3pm today, I’d say the Donald was looking quite Presidential, compared to others….

  • paracelsus

    Where can I buy ’em?

  • Old Codger

    Speaking of phallic symbols, on my first trip to a Titan II missile complex after I arrived at McConnell Air Force Patch, during my orientation to the missile site the enlisted crew member (of which there were two along with two officers) conducting the tour described Titan II thusly,

    Titan II is America’s largest mobile phallic symbol. With it the U.S. can f**k a whole county.

    You gotta figure 25 megatons of thermonuclear death could definitely screw an entire county to a fair-thee-well. 😉

      • John

        Just what I want to see in a weapon system.
        No fancy paint job, no fanfare, just plain ole business with a vengeance.

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      Aaaaaaand……’s Florida Man!

  • DogByte6RER

    Come to think of it … failed gubernatorial candidate Gillum would make an excellent action figure too! It could be marketed as Florida Man Progressive Action Figure.

  • I can see this figurine in my mind, and what has been seen cannot be unseen.

  • Bill G

    Add a bobble-head doll of Kamala Harris that has flexing knees, so that it can be properly posed next to a Willie Brown doll.

    • Pamela

      ARRGGH! Eye Bleach. Where’s the Eye Bleach.

  • epador

    Somethings are better imagined

    But Chris’s imagination is better

  • Craig

    This makes me laugh! Thanks.

  • Ramon Williamson

    Is that Commander McBragg I see as Commie Bernie?


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