Day By Day


  • JTC

    Yeah, when I think of dolls no wrinkly old gray haired dudes come to mind; I can get that in the mirror.

    So the Ladies of the Purple Party Superheroine Series of Lifelike Action Figures with interchangeable (ie removable) costumes…yeah baby.

    • John M.

      Lifelike, or life-sized?

      • Wood


  • WayneM

    The Creepy Joe Action Figure!

    Really Babbling Incoherence! Slipping Dentures!

    Hairy Legs and Real Hair-Sniffing & Groping!!

    Get yer Pandering Geriatric today before they’re banned!!

    • Punta Gorda

      Slipping dentures are one thing. But to have them fall out of your shoe is a different matter.

    • Halley

      G.I. Joe Dementia? No, wouldn’t be right…

    • Henry

      We usd to have arguments about anatomically correct dolls. Now we have to have them all over again about politically correct dolls.

  • Pamela

    Will they have removable body parts, damaged moral compass and variable ethics speeds?

    • Too Tall

      Nicely done, Pamela.

      Keeping it real, again.

  • Punta Gorda

    Biden didn’t cheat Bernie. Bernie’s mouth cheated Bernie. How did he think a state full of exiled Cubans would take towards his idolizing the very asshole that ripped them off and drove them from their homes?

  • steveb919

    Joe (Hair Plugs) Biden is taking out the Communist Bernie. Saw the Communist News Network (CNN) and even they are giving hair plugs the nod. Bye Bye Bernie.

  • Bill G

    Go with the Bernie action doll: it winds itself up, and tries to take all your other toys for itself.

    • Pamela

      Then breaks them all and complains afterwards that YOU OWE HIM NEW TOYS.

  • Cliff

    Bernie and Biden are a lot alike. Old Dudes well pass their prime. Grandiosity. Never really accomplished much. Never ran a business. Lived off the taxpayer most of their lives. Lived in a world of sound bites and manipulation. Send them home.

    • OldGoat36

      Heart Bernie never had a piece of legislation he pushed through. His big accomplishment was getting wealthy for himself through government graft.
      Dementia Joe is far better though, he got wealth for himself and family through corruption.
      Biden never was a mental giant, the aneurysms he had probably did their damage long ago, but he never was as bad as he is now. It’s a gaffe a day. He is violent with his growing dementia, which happens to a lot of people who go through that.
      I agree… send them home.

    • WayneM

      My son and I don’t talk politics much but last night, out of the blue, he asked why the Democrats had two ancient doddering wrecks instead of someone better. I said my best guess is they’ve acknowledged, barring a miracle, they’re not going to beat President Trump in the 2020 so whoever runs against him is going to be a “throw away” candidate… and who better to throw away but an old white dude.

      He asked why Biden vs Sanders? I guessed it’s because they actually want socialism and since the Dems don’t have a record of treating their failed candidates well, they’d rather grill Creepy Joe and his legacy of failures than Comrade Bernie.

  • Halley

    Re all dolled up: that’s too bad about Sarah P “singing”. Doing something so beneath her dignity. Was wondering why she never got a cabinet post.

    I’d buy a Hope Hicks action figure, though…

  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Pelosi, Schiff, “Sparticus”, Biden, Bernie, etc.
    I could see a series of bobblehead figures.
    That’s about all they do, all they’re good for, in real life.

    • Doggo

      I like the bobblehead instead of “action figures”. The only action coming from this crew (aside from Gropey Joe visiting elementary schools) is a race to take our money.

    • Henry

      Problem with a Hillary doll is that the bobble would have to be motor-driven.

  • Bill G

    How about a Kamala Harris bobblehead doll? One with bendable knees, so it can be properly positioned next to a Willie Brown doll.

  • eon

    An Eric “Nuke You Deplorables” Swalwell talking doll could be just the thing to put on the shelf being yelled at by your 12″ R.Lee Ermey action figure.

    clear ether


  • Did you know that GOA has filed a “Red Flag” against Chuck the schmuck? Next we need to file one one Creepy Joe!

    • One on. One on.

  • DogByte6RER

    Yeah … that’s the ticket to bring back ToysRUs.

    JackAss Joe Action Figure … with Tongue-Fu Grope!

  • Pamela

    Hmm. Shrinky Dinks. A person could do some really strange things with them.

    • Kafiroon

      That one I am definitely passing on commenting.

  • Kafiroon

    But I immediately thought of the Chatty Cathy. Just think of all the Slo Joe gaffes it could repeat. Us boys would pull the doll’s string so much, ma would get mad and chase us out of the house with a broom.

    • Henry

      The one we used to call Math Class Barbie (“Math class is hard!”) is just crying out for an optional AOC replacement head.

  • markm

    They’re sure making these dolls realistic these days. Pull his string and Creepy Uncle Joe (c) emits some random phrase with no relation to the rest of the conversation.


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