2020 Campaign ← Previous post Next post → Comments JTC Mar 13 2020 at 12:20 am Yeah, when I think of dolls no wrinkly old gray haired dudes come to mind; I can get that in the mirror. So the Ladies of the Purple Party Superheroine Series of Lifelike Action Figures with interchangeable (ie removable) costumes…yeah baby. John M. Mar 13 2020 at 12:28 am Lifelike, or life-sized? Wood Mar 13 2020 at 6:44 am Yes. WayneM Mar 13 2020 at 12:46 am The Creepy Joe Action Figure! Really Babbling Incoherence! Slipping Dentures! Hairy Legs and Real Hair-Sniffing & Groping!! Get yer Pandering Geriatric today before they’re banned!! Punta Gorda Mar 13 2020 at 2:51 am Slipping dentures are one thing. But to have them fall out of your shoe is a different matter. Halley Mar 13 2020 at 2:07 pm G.I. Joe Dementia? No, wouldn’t be right… Henry Mar 13 2020 at 6:29 pm We usd to have arguments about anatomically correct dolls. Now we have to have them all over again about politically correct dolls. Pamela Mar 13 2020 at 1:30 am Will they have removable body parts, damaged moral compass and variable ethics speeds? Too Tall Mar 13 2020 at 1:42 am Nicely done, Pamela. Keeping it real, again. Punta Gorda Mar 13 2020 at 2:36 am Biden didn’t cheat Bernie. Bernie’s mouth cheated Bernie. How did he think a state full of exiled Cubans would take towards his idolizing the very asshole that ripped them off and drove them from their homes? steveb919 Mar 13 2020 at 3:11 am Joe (Hair Plugs) Biden is taking out the Communist Bernie. Saw the Communist News Network (CNN) and even they are giving hair plugs the nod. Bye Bye Bernie. Bill G Mar 13 2020 at 3:52 am Go with the Bernie action doll: it winds itself up, and tries to take all your other toys for itself. Pamela Mar 13 2020 at 10:58 am Then breaks them all and complains afterwards that YOU OWE HIM NEW TOYS. Cliff Mar 13 2020 at 4:33 am Bernie and Biden are a lot alike. Old Dudes well pass their prime. Grandiosity. Never really accomplished much. Never ran a business. Lived off the taxpayer most of their lives. Lived in a world of sound bites and manipulation. Send them home. OldGoat36 Mar 13 2020 at 5:28 am Heart Bernie never had a piece of legislation he pushed through. His big accomplishment was getting wealthy for himself through government graft. Dementia Joe is far better though, he got wealth for himself and family through corruption. Biden never was a mental giant, the aneurysms he had probably did their damage long ago, but he never was as bad as he is now. It’s a gaffe a day. He is violent with his growing dementia, which happens to a lot of people who go through that. I agree… send them home. WayneM Mar 13 2020 at 8:55 am My son and I don’t talk politics much but last night, out of the blue, he asked why the Democrats had two ancient doddering wrecks instead of someone better. I said my best guess is they’ve acknowledged, barring a miracle, they’re not going to beat President Trump in the 2020 so whoever runs against him is going to be a “throw away” candidate… and who better to throw away but an old white dude. He asked why Biden vs Sanders? I guessed it’s because they actually want socialism and since the Dems don’t have a record of treating their failed candidates well, they’d rather grill Creepy Joe and his legacy of failures than Comrade Bernie. Halley Mar 13 2020 at 5:22 am Re all dolled up: that’s too bad about Sarah P “singing”. Doing something so beneath her dignity. Was wondering why she never got a cabinet post. I’d buy a Hope Hicks action figure, though… Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Mar 13 2020 at 6:30 am Pelosi, Schiff, “Sparticus”, Biden, Bernie, etc. I could see a series of bobblehead figures. That’s about all they do, all they’re good for, in real life. Doggo Mar 13 2020 at 9:02 am I like the bobblehead instead of “action figures”. The only action coming from this crew (aside from Gropey Joe visiting elementary schools) is a race to take our money. Henry Mar 13 2020 at 6:34 pm Problem with a Hillary doll is that the bobble would have to be motor-driven. Bill G Mar 13 2020 at 7:24 am How about a Kamala Harris bobblehead doll? One with bendable knees, so it can be properly positioned next to a Willie Brown doll. eon Mar 13 2020 at 7:36 am An Eric “Nuke You Deplorables” Swalwell talking doll could be just the thing to put on the shelf being yelled at by your 12″ R.Lee Ermey action figure. clear ether eon cmblake6 Mar 13 2020 at 9:28 am Did you know that GOA has filed a “Red Flag” against Chuck the schmuck? Next we need to file one one Creepy Joe! cmblake6 Mar 13 2020 at 9:29 am One on. One on. DogByte6RER Mar 13 2020 at 9:45 am Yeah … that’s the ticket to bring back ToysRUs. JackAss Joe Action Figure … with Tongue-Fu Grope! Pamela Mar 13 2020 at 11:01 am Hmm. Shrinky Dinks. A person could do some really strange things with them. Kafiroon Mar 13 2020 at 12:07 pm That one I am definitely passing on commenting. Kafiroon Mar 13 2020 at 12:11 pm But I immediately thought of the Chatty Cathy. Just think of all the Slo Joe gaffes it could repeat. Us boys would pull the doll’s string so much, ma would get mad and chase us out of the house with a broom. Henry Mar 13 2020 at 6:38 pm The one we used to call Math Class Barbie (“Math class is hard!”) is just crying out for an optional AOC replacement head. markm Mar 13 2020 at 4:47 pm They’re sure making these dolls realistic these days. Pull his string and Creepy Uncle Joe (c) emits some random phrase with no relation to the rest of the conversation. Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.