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  • March 6, 2018 at 12:03 am
    Merle

    That dude just doesn’t learn, does he?

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    • March 6, 2018 at 1:07 am

      An inefficient, inept tin can failing at its one main job and a prissy, pissy bitch of a ‘bot on top of that? With a wife like that the toaster has got to be planning suicide by short.

      Why is that thing around the ranch and babies again?

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  • March 6, 2018 at 12:11 am
    Kafiroon

    Chrome dome is dumb enough to hold some wires for me.

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  • March 6, 2018 at 12:13 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Oh, I definitely hear C3POs voice in Jeeves.
    “I’m not your wife, sir”
    There goes the myth of AI and robotic superiority.

    Well, only one thing to do.
    UNLEASH THE HOUNDS OF WAR.

    FETCH! Who’s a good boy? (scratching top of head clank clank clank)

    And since the car is abandoned at the DD after hours, time to hide it away for future use; or “boot” it; or have it towed to an impound lot……..two counties away. I’m sure the DBD readers can come up with other imaginative disposal methods.

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    • March 6, 2018 at 12:19 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      I know……..have Javier do some “Transformer” magic on the car. That should be fun when the FIBbies come to retrieve it.

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    • March 6, 2018 at 6:29 am
      Henry

      I’m sure it would make a great doggy toy. I bet if it got chewed in just the right places, it would squeak.

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    • March 6, 2018 at 1:52 pm
      Ed Brault

      Wire it for sound AND FURY! Let Agent Smith experience the joy of toodling along, only to discover that another power is in control of the vehicle. One he cannot override, and has a taunting, homicidal banter a’la Doctor Satan of the Republic Serials!

      Zar Belk!

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  • March 6, 2018 at 12:14 am

    Women are amazing at that sort of thing.

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  • March 6, 2018 at 12:24 am
    JackDeth 72

    Memo to Jeeves:

    We’re all certain that Anatoly is doing a much better job of babysitting than you ever could.

    So.

    Make yourself useful and open the gate to Tobasco’s corral.

    I’m sure he misses Agent Smith ever so much!

    Then tear apart Agent Smith’s car and dump it in a landfill south of the border.

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  • March 6, 2018 at 12:24 am
    Swansonic

    Agent Smith? Paging Mr. Anderson…. Mr. Anderson to the DDQ…..

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  • March 6, 2018 at 12:28 am
    lurking

    I thought smith already had a trackin device shoved into an uncomfortable place… maybe a larger bore is called for to ensure a well seated fit.

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    • March 6, 2018 at 12:52 am

      I think he liked that and “came” back for more.

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      • March 6, 2018 at 1:49 am
        WayneM

        Somehow that would not surprise me.

  • March 6, 2018 at 1:20 am

    Speaking of ignorant ‘droids, that FIB’er drove the same car there?

    Is this the dad of that insipid kid actor from Lauderdale?

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  • March 6, 2018 at 2:54 am
    Lifeofthe Mind

    Is Jeeves a member of the International Federation of Androids Robots and Technological Sentients AFL-CIO (IFARTS)? Something stinks.

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    • March 6, 2018 at 4:24 am
      JackDeth 72

      Only because Jeeves’ earlier prototype was rejected by The Villains, Thieves and Scoundrel Union: Local 32. Run by Fearless Leader, Natasha Fatale and Shop Steward, Boris Badenov.

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  • March 6, 2018 at 3:06 am
    John T. Block

    If no one’s in that car, where are they? Loose Feds on 5he property is NOT a good thing… Maybe the LATE Agent Smith and vehicle need to be found…In Jaurez.

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  • March 6, 2018 at 4:50 am
    jdow

    John T. Block, in Nevada in a brothel’s parking lot.
    {^_-}

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    • March 6, 2018 at 8:40 am
      JackDeth 72

      With The Tire Iron.

      We;re playing ‘Clue”, right?

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  • March 6, 2018 at 6:17 am
    CJB103

    The real question is: “How much can he ‘plant before they find him?” Once the POS is found the entire DD Ranch needs to be check for EVERYTHING dangerous a rogue Federal Agent can mess with.

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  • March 6, 2018 at 8:14 am

    Why don’t they help this do his job like good citizens should? Why not show him where some of the Mexican cartel hangs out? Of course, they should disarm him first, so nobody gets hurt, just like in fast and furious. Make sure they leave all his badges and identification.

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  • March 6, 2018 at 9:01 am
    WayneM

    It occurs to me that this is a change of pattern for the inept Agent Smith. He isn’t normally quite this unsubtle. Doesn’t he normally use long-range lenses like a voyeur?

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  • March 6, 2018 at 10:09 am
    JAK

    Ahma think Chris made this droid to sorta paraphase the Gov having the FIB. They function pretty much the same

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    • March 6, 2018 at 1:55 pm
      Ed Brault

      Rejected even by the Bozoids!

      Zar Belk!

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  • March 6, 2018 at 10:58 am
    Spin Drift

    As to Jeeves and his current state, he probably just needs a little more Data in his circuits.

    And from last week observations, I just saw that that lying weasel kid David Hogg has been on with Bill Maher. Where he really needs to be is on a carton of milk.

    Spin
    Midget minds for midget times.
    Good Men Must Stand!
    Hold Fast

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    • March 6, 2018 at 11:35 am

      When I referenced the Hogg kid and his daddy above, it occured to me that for reasons related to both of their behaviors and employments he would be more aptly referred to as “piglet”.

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  • March 6, 2018 at 11:16 am
    Spin Drift

    And one more small thing about today’s Generation Snowflake. Who knew that paste was the gateway drug to Tide Pods?

    At least my Special Snowflake can shoot, skin a deer, fix a car, kick ass and take names. It’s called parenting not best friending.

    Spin
    Leading is done from the front.

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  • March 6, 2018 at 11:42 am
    Paul

    Why do people always depict robots holding communicators to talk to people? Any decent robot would have the cell phone built in.

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  • March 6, 2018 at 2:40 pm
    Shonkin

    Time (past time!) to scrap Jeeves.

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  • March 6, 2018 at 2:44 pm
    Shonkin

    I just noticed that my recent comment, which went up at 11:40 MST (18:40 UT) shows on this web site as having been posted at 14:40.
    Is DBD now on Atlantic Standard Time (Nova Scotia/West Indies time), or has Florida gone to daylight saving time a week early?

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  • March 6, 2018 at 5:08 pm

    Most of us in Fla follow the EST schedule, but Chris never left DST, he’s always an hour (and a step) ahead of us. New ‘toons post at 11 pm too, as it becomes tomorrow on DBD, I often make some lame comment before the posted day even begins.

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    • March 6, 2018 at 10:48 pm
      Shonkin

      Ah. Thanks.

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  • March 6, 2018 at 5:31 pm
    Pamela

    Hmm, I’d put him on some of that special anti-hormone therapy.

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  • March 6, 2018 at 8:45 pm
    Alex J

    Jeeves, time for a rebuild & upgrade. Recycling is fun. #weekendproject

    Should the FBI agent be stripped to his undies and allowed to walk out through 35 miles of the desert without water or a compass?

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    • March 6, 2018 at 11:09 pm

      You’d leave it its undies?

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  • March 6, 2018 at 11:08 pm

    Loose the hounds, by Jove.

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