An inefficient, inept tin can failing at its one main job and a prissy, pissy bitch of a ‘bot on top of that? With a wife like that the toaster has got to be planning suicide by short.
Why is that thing around the ranch and babies again?
Kafiroon
Mar 06 2018 at 12:11 am
Chrome dome is dumb enough to hold some wires for me.
Deplorable B Woodman
Mar 06 2018 at 12:13 am
Oh, I definitely hear C3POs voice in Jeeves.
“I’m not your wife, sir”
There goes the myth of AI and robotic superiority.
Well, only one thing to do.
UNLEASH THE HOUNDS OF WAR.
FETCH! Who’s a good boy? (scratching top of head clank clank clank)
And since the car is abandoned at the DD after hours, time to hide it away for future use; or “boot” it; or have it towed to an impound lot……..two counties away. I’m sure the DBD readers can come up with other imaginative disposal methods.
Deplorable B Woodman
Mar 06 2018 at 12:19 am
I know……..have Javier do some “Transformer” magic on the car. That should be fun when the FIBbies come to retrieve it.
Henry
Mar 06 2018 at 6:29 am
I’m sure it would make a great doggy toy. I bet if it got chewed in just the right places, it would squeak.
Ed Brault
Mar 06 2018 at 1:52 pm
Wire it for sound AND FURY! Let Agent Smith experience the joy of toodling along, only to discover that another power is in control of the vehicle. One he cannot override, and has a taunting, homicidal banter a’la Doctor Satan of the Republic Serials!
Speaking of ignorant ‘droids, that FIB’er drove the same car there?
Is this the dad of that insipid kid actor from Lauderdale?
Lifeofthe Mind
Mar 06 2018 at 2:54 am
Is Jeeves a member of the International Federation of Androids Robots and Technological Sentients AFL-CIO (IFARTS)? Something stinks.
JackDeth 72
Mar 06 2018 at 4:24 am
Only because Jeeves’ earlier prototype was rejected by The Villains, Thieves and Scoundrel Union: Local 32. Run by Fearless Leader, Natasha Fatale and Shop Steward, Boris Badenov.
John T. Block
Mar 06 2018 at 3:06 am
If no one’s in that car, where are they? Loose Feds on 5he property is NOT a good thing… Maybe the LATE Agent Smith and vehicle need to be found…In Jaurez.
jdow
Mar 06 2018 at 4:50 am
John T. Block, in Nevada in a brothel’s parking lot.
{^_-}
JackDeth 72
Mar 06 2018 at 8:40 am
With The Tire Iron.
We;re playing ‘Clue”, right?
CJB103
Mar 06 2018 at 6:17 am
The real question is: “How much can he ‘plant before they find him?” Once the POS is found the entire DD Ranch needs to be check for EVERYTHING dangerous a rogue Federal Agent can mess with.
Why don’t they help this do his job like good citizens should? Why not show him where some of the Mexican cartel hangs out? Of course, they should disarm him first, so nobody gets hurt, just like in fast and furious. Make sure they leave all his badges and identification.
WayneM
Mar 06 2018 at 9:01 am
It occurs to me that this is a change of pattern for the inept Agent Smith. He isn’t normally quite this unsubtle. Doesn’t he normally use long-range lenses like a voyeur?
JAK
Mar 06 2018 at 10:09 am
Ahma think Chris made this droid to sorta paraphase the Gov having the FIB. They function pretty much the same
Ed Brault
Mar 06 2018 at 1:55 pm
Rejected even by the Bozoids!
Zar Belk!
Spin Drift
Mar 06 2018 at 10:58 am
As to Jeeves and his current state, he probably just needs a little more Data in his circuits.
And from last week observations, I just saw that that lying weasel kid David Hogg has been on with Bill Maher. Where he really needs to be is on a carton of milk.
Spin
Midget minds for midget times.
Good Men Must Stand!
Hold Fast
When I referenced the Hogg kid and his daddy above, it occured to me that for reasons related to both of their behaviors and employments he would be more aptly referred to as “piglet”.
Spin Drift
Mar 06 2018 at 11:16 am
And one more small thing about today’s Generation Snowflake. Who knew that paste was the gateway drug to Tide Pods?
At least my Special Snowflake can shoot, skin a deer, fix a car, kick ass and take names. It’s called parenting not best friending.
Spin
Leading is done from the front.
Paul
Mar 06 2018 at 11:42 am
Why do people always depict robots holding communicators to talk to people? Any decent robot would have the cell phone built in.
Shonkin
Mar 06 2018 at 2:40 pm
Time (past time!) to scrap Jeeves.
Shonkin
Mar 06 2018 at 2:44 pm
I just noticed that my recent comment, which went up at 11:40 MST (18:40 UT) shows on this web site as having been posted at 14:40.
Is DBD now on Atlantic Standard Time (Nova Scotia/West Indies time), or has Florida gone to daylight saving time a week early?
Most of us in Fla follow the EST schedule, but Chris never left DST, he’s always an hour (and a step) ahead of us. New ‘toons post at 11 pm too, as it becomes tomorrow on DBD, I often make some lame comment before the posted day even begins.
Shonkin
Mar 06 2018 at 10:48 pm
Ah. Thanks.
Pamela
Mar 06 2018 at 5:31 pm
Hmm, I’d put him on some of that special anti-hormone therapy.
Alex J
Mar 06 2018 at 8:45 pm
Jeeves, time for a rebuild & upgrade. Recycling is fun. #weekendproject
Should the FBI agent be stripped to his undies and allowed to walk out through 35 miles of the desert without water or a compass?
Merle
That dude just doesn’t learn, does he?
JTC
An inefficient, inept tin can failing at its one main job and a prissy, pissy bitch of a ‘bot on top of that? With a wife like that the toaster has got to be planning suicide by short.
Why is that thing around the ranch and babies again?
Kafiroon
Chrome dome is dumb enough to hold some wires for me.
Deplorable B Woodman
Oh, I definitely hear C3POs voice in Jeeves.
“I’m not your wife, sir”
There goes the myth of AI and robotic superiority.
Well, only one thing to do.
UNLEASH THE HOUNDS OF WAR.
FETCH! Who’s a good boy? (scratching top of head clank clank clank)
And since the car is abandoned at the DD after hours, time to hide it away for future use; or “boot” it; or have it towed to an impound lot……..two counties away. I’m sure the DBD readers can come up with other imaginative disposal methods.
Deplorable B Woodman
I know……..have Javier do some “Transformer” magic on the car. That should be fun when the FIBbies come to retrieve it.
Henry
I’m sure it would make a great doggy toy. I bet if it got chewed in just the right places, it would squeak.
Ed Brault
Wire it for sound AND FURY! Let Agent Smith experience the joy of toodling along, only to discover that another power is in control of the vehicle. One he cannot override, and has a taunting, homicidal banter a’la Doctor Satan of the Republic Serials!
Zar Belk!
cmblake6
Women are amazing at that sort of thing.
JackDeth 72
Memo to Jeeves:
We’re all certain that Anatoly is doing a much better job of babysitting than you ever could.
So.
Make yourself useful and open the gate to Tobasco’s corral.
I’m sure he misses Agent Smith ever so much!
Then tear apart Agent Smith’s car and dump it in a landfill south of the border.
Swansonic
Agent Smith? Paging Mr. Anderson…. Mr. Anderson to the DDQ…..
lurking
I thought smith already had a trackin device shoved into an uncomfortable place… maybe a larger bore is called for to ensure a well seated fit.
JTC
I think he liked that and “came” back for more.
WayneM
Somehow that would not surprise me.
JTC
Speaking of ignorant ‘droids, that FIB’er drove the same car there?
Is this the dad of that insipid kid actor from Lauderdale?
Lifeofthe Mind
Is Jeeves a member of the International Federation of Androids Robots and Technological Sentients AFL-CIO (IFARTS)? Something stinks.
JackDeth 72
Only because Jeeves’ earlier prototype was rejected by The Villains, Thieves and Scoundrel Union: Local 32. Run by Fearless Leader, Natasha Fatale and Shop Steward, Boris Badenov.
John T. Block
If no one’s in that car, where are they? Loose Feds on 5he property is NOT a good thing… Maybe the LATE Agent Smith and vehicle need to be found…In Jaurez.
jdow
John T. Block, in Nevada in a brothel’s parking lot.
{^_-}
JackDeth 72
With The Tire Iron.
We;re playing ‘Clue”, right?
CJB103
The real question is: “How much can he ‘plant before they find him?” Once the POS is found the entire DD Ranch needs to be check for EVERYTHING dangerous a rogue Federal Agent can mess with.
Olcountryboy
Why don’t they help this do his job like good citizens should? Why not show him where some of the Mexican cartel hangs out? Of course, they should disarm him first, so nobody gets hurt, just like in fast and furious. Make sure they leave all his badges and identification.
WayneM
It occurs to me that this is a change of pattern for the inept Agent Smith. He isn’t normally quite this unsubtle. Doesn’t he normally use long-range lenses like a voyeur?
JAK
Ahma think Chris made this droid to sorta paraphase the Gov having the FIB. They function pretty much the same
Ed Brault
Rejected even by the Bozoids!
Zar Belk!
Spin Drift
As to Jeeves and his current state, he probably just needs a little more Data in his circuits.
And from last week observations, I just saw that that lying weasel kid David Hogg has been on with Bill Maher. Where he really needs to be is on a carton of milk.
Spin
Midget minds for midget times.
Good Men Must Stand!
Hold Fast
JTC
When I referenced the Hogg kid and his daddy above, it occured to me that for reasons related to both of their behaviors and employments he would be more aptly referred to as “piglet”.
Spin Drift
And one more small thing about today’s Generation Snowflake. Who knew that paste was the gateway drug to Tide Pods?
At least my Special Snowflake can shoot, skin a deer, fix a car, kick ass and take names. It’s called parenting not best friending.
Spin
Leading is done from the front.
Paul
Why do people always depict robots holding communicators to talk to people? Any decent robot would have the cell phone built in.
Shonkin
Time (past time!) to scrap Jeeves.
Shonkin
I just noticed that my recent comment, which went up at 11:40 MST (18:40 UT) shows on this web site as having been posted at 14:40.
Is DBD now on Atlantic Standard Time (Nova Scotia/West Indies time), or has Florida gone to daylight saving time a week early?
JTC
Most of us in Fla follow the EST schedule, but Chris never left DST, he’s always an hour (and a step) ahead of us. New ‘toons post at 11 pm too, as it becomes tomorrow on DBD, I often make some lame comment before the posted day even begins.
Shonkin
Ah. Thanks.
Pamela
Hmm, I’d put him on some of that special anti-hormone therapy.
Alex J
Jeeves, time for a rebuild & upgrade. Recycling is fun. #weekendproject
Should the FBI agent be stripped to his undies and allowed to walk out through 35 miles of the desert without water or a compass?
cmblake6
You’d leave it its undies?
cmblake6
Loose the hounds, by Jove.