Day By Day


  • Too Tall

    It’s not cool to play games with a Terminator imprinted with feminine wiles who is becoming self-aware. (Does she celebrate her birthday?)

    That cold Shiner Bock could be costly.

  • John M.

    That “unfulfilling” snark went right over Skye’s head. Typical Lib.

    How do you deep cool a glass bottle at a single spot without causing stress fractures in the glass? Having Jo hold the bottle for a couple of seconds would work better.

  • Swansonic

    Hey Chris – got a little package today filled with goodies. Thanks!

    And no ‘cat’astrophies occurred with, you know, the thing!

    • MasterDiver

      Mine made it too, Chris. My fur babies showed some interest in the cleaning cloths, but then they do appreciate great art!

      Zar Belk!

  • Pete231

    Having viewed the previous series of ‘toons several times (just to be sure), I’ve come to the conclusion that, as a bouncing infant boy, CM was definitely not a “bottle baby”. So, a tip of the ol’ Panama to the Rembrandt of Florida. Harumph, harumph……….

  • Lucius Severus Pertinax

    Gee, Chris! Didja HAVE to put that “Millennial” word balloon THERE??

    • Punta Gorda

      Imagination is half the fun…

    • Bob in Houston


  • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Skye, a “please” and “thank you” go a long way to easing requests and relationships.

  • Halley

    “Watch what happens” – PDT yesterday, on the Spygate criminals
    (he knows the endgame)

    But to watch, we’ll have to force our eyes away from these spectacular pond nymphs… perhaps this year they will Share Water?

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      Water Brother! (Sister!)

  • WayneM

    As I’ve often wondered, how did Skye manage to end up being so remarkably different from her sister despite being raised in the same conditions? Perhaps ideology defies the old question of nature vs nurture?

    • Too Tall


      See the discussion between Naomi and Sam where it is revealed that Skye was raped at 13.

      • WayneM

        How awful. Trauma has horrific impact, esp. sexual trauma.

        • Too Tall

          See November 13, 2017 to November 17, 2017, or Tabs 8 and 9 under the tag “Family.”

      • DW

        Link or date please. tks

  • JTC

    Adding a whole new dimension to
    “Hold my beer and watch this!”

    “You got this job.”

    If she takes it, proof positive she ain’t no millennial.

  • JTC

    Two quick ones and I’ll be done with my blather for today…

    One, ladies’ lower torsos need more buoyancy.


    The WHO (whodat?) urgently calls on gives worldwide to stop using lockdowns to control spread of ChiComFlu, saying it has done yuge damage to economies and the psyches if the people, ie suicides etc. And puts a number on it; lockdowns have caused “seven times the damage and deaths as it might have saved.”

    Well DT told ‘em that eight months ago. Guess shutting off the American Dollar spigot and calling out the commie controlled bastards finally got through. Too late for many countries without a Donald, maybe even for the one with him…time will tell, two months in the short run and God only knows about the long run.

    • JTC

      “…govs worldwide…”

      Man I hate spellfixer!

  • DogByte6RER

    Skye … she’s the epitome of the self-absorbed, self-righteous, commie-lib progressive. She cannot even say “please” or “thank you” to Jo for the cryogenic finger chill.

    If the Robot Apocalypse ever occurs … I think Jo will make Skye a special case.

    • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      Dr Who, The Rise of the Cybermen

  • NotYetInACamp

    We may see there the germ of origin of the attitude of Bender of Futurama. Bender’s favorite thought and catch phrase is “Kill all humans!” Hm? Does that mean that Gates is a robot or a wannabe? Would that more robots and humans appreciated the beauty in humans and in existence.

    • MasterDiver

      In the old MAGNUS Robot Fighter comic there was Mekman, a psychopathic human genius who wants to be a robot who built robots that passed as human, and wanted to eliminate as much of his own “meat” as possible.

      Zar Belk!

      • NotYetInACamp

        Ah. Today’s wannabe transhumans.

        • JTC

          Gotcha. So it’s not just the gender thing but a whole…well, can’t even say species…human existence thing. That does fit much of their elitist dogma doesn’t it?

          But who knew the elites would be machines?

          • Doggo

            Their theory is that if they can transplant their consciousness into a body that will live forever then THEY will live forever. Unfortunately for them they never believed they had a soul.

  • Got my swag today Chris! Thanks!!!

  • interventor

    Got my goodie bag, today. Kittahs did well.
    I see Democrats in the mode of Dr. Who’s Daleks. Exterminate!

  • JTC

    Swag package in the mail today!

    Cool stuff, thank you CM!

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