Day By Day

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  • formwiz

    They do float, don’t they?

  • Too Tall

    It wasn’t called a Mae West life jacket for nothing.

  • Simon Jester

    Trump, Trump, Trump
    Trump, Trump, Trump
    Trump, Trump, Trump

    There’s nothing he can do that can’t be done
    Nothing he can sing that can’t be sung
    Nothing he can say, because he knows how to play the game
    It’s easy

    Nothing they can do that can’t be fixed
    Nothing they can say that’s not a trick
    Nothing they can do but you can learn how to MAGA in time
    It’s easy

    All you need is Trump!
    All you need is Trump!
    All you need is Trump, love
    Trump is all you need

    All you need is Trump!
    All you need is Trump!
    All you need is Trump, love
    Trump is all you need

    There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known
    Nothing you can see that isn’t shown
    There’s nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be
    It’s easy

    All you need is Trump!
    All you need is Trump!
    All you need is Trump, love
    Trump is all you need

    All you need is Trump! (all together now)
    All you need is love (build the Wall)
    All you need is Trump, love
    Trump is all you need

    Epstein didn’t kill himself.

    • Halley

      I recognize that last line from somewhere, Simon… Wyoming?

    • CuriousB

      Simon, Jeffery or Brian?

  • John M.

    Adipose tissue is lighter than lean tissue…

    Uh oh – It’s gonna be one of thos nights – I got a “Posting Too Fast” message i my first upload…

  • Dayum….you can feel the current flowing from nip to nip….(sigh) What a way to die…its take three undertakers and a boy w/a crowbar to get the smile off the corpse’s face!

  • Pete231

    As a former lifeguard, I’d like to offer my services to fill any openings at the pond. My rates are reasonable and my hours are flexible. And, all tips will be greatly appreciated, large or small………..

    • MasterDiver

      Will you take them in trade?

      Zar Belk!

    • Oldarmourer

      The differences in the ‘tips’ are so subtle I had to look for 10 minutes to spot them 😉

      • Malatrope

        They are damn near identical twins, aren’t they? But the one with children can’t hide the slightly larger volume and larger aureola that is an inevitable side-effect of pregnancy.

        Oh, that’s far and away much too clinical, let me try again: Chris, those are some fine, fine boobs!

        • Chris Muir

          Boo-behs.

          • Malatrope

            Sorry! You are of course correct, but I haven’t lived in the South for many decades, and some of the accent is slip-slidin’ away. Boo-beh’s it is.

    • Gary

      Just the…?

  • nonncom

    Chris, you are truly an artist….

  • Browncoat

    Did you know that on a Windows PC, that if you right-click on the image and pick ‘Copy’, then paste it to a new ‘Paint’ file, it’s a much larger and clearer image than displayed on the website.
    Jus’ sayin’…

    • Oldarmourer

      Or just right-click and select ‘view image’ in Firefox, anyway 😉

      • Browncoat

        True…

  • Dread

    Dont you just love the truth when it is set free? We hold these truths (oh wouldnt I love to) to be self evident. ( well duh!)

  • DogByte6RER

    I was a pilot rescue swimmer in the Navy.

    I just know there’s got to be a downed aircraft and some tangled parachutes outside of the frame.

    I’m ready and reporting for duty …

  • JTC

    Did you know there’s a whole new franchise biz called “Float Therapy” wherein you pay $60 for 20 minutes floating in a tank of invigorated warm water whatever that is in a jet dark enclosure?

    Float my big self up next to those awesome natural buoys right there in that naturally invigorated pond instead please…and I would gladly pay the $60. Hey, a new biz idea for the ranch!

      • GWB

        A very freaky movie – very well-done horror.
        Totally unlike these ladies, who are very well done, and not horrible at all.

        (And their states are absolutely not altered!)

    • Oldarmourer

      Weren’t those billed as ‘sensory deprivation chambers’ in the 80’s ?
      Seems like the only sense the moonbats using them was deprived of was the one called ‘common’.

      • MAJ Arkay

        A sensory deprivation chamber was used in an episode of Hawaii 5-0 back in the 1960s. It was a pretty intense episode.

  • Halley

    Speaking of stately, strong women, ACB is making the Dim criminals, I mean senators, look like mentally retarded slime (with apologies to slime), and they don’t even realize it.

    • DogByte6RER

      The Demokrats are using lots of props like posters, charts, graphs about PACs, health statistics, e0mails about 501 (c) groups, etc., while droning on about process. Very little questioning about the Constitution …

      It’s a lot like sitting in Ben Stein’s classroom in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” …

      • GWB

        And she has a blank notepad.

        Epic!

  • epador

    Received goodies today. New respect for keeping things clean!

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