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  • October 13, 2020 at 12:03 am
    formwiz

    They do float, don’t they?

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  • October 13, 2020 at 12:04 am
    Too Tall

    It wasn’t called a Mae West life jacket for nothing.

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  • October 13, 2020 at 12:10 am
    Simon Jester

    Trump, Trump, Trump
    Trump, Trump, Trump
    Trump, Trump, Trump

    There’s nothing he can do that can’t be done
    Nothing he can sing that can’t be sung
    Nothing he can say, because he knows how to play the game
    It’s easy

    Nothing they can do that can’t be fixed
    Nothing they can say that’s not a trick
    Nothing they can do but you can learn how to MAGA in time
    It’s easy

    All you need is Trump!
    All you need is Trump!
    All you need is Trump, love
    Trump is all you need

    All you need is Trump!
    All you need is Trump!
    All you need is Trump, love
    Trump is all you need

    There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known
    Nothing you can see that isn’t shown
    There’s nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be
    It’s easy

    All you need is Trump!
    All you need is Trump!
    All you need is Trump, love
    Trump is all you need

    All you need is Trump! (all together now)
    All you need is love (build the Wall)
    All you need is Trump, love
    Trump is all you need

    Epstein didn’t kill himself.

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    • October 13, 2020 at 2:29 am
      Halley

      I recognize that last line from somewhere, Simon… Wyoming?

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    • October 13, 2020 at 7:30 am
      CuriousB

      Simon, Jeffery or Brian?

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  • October 13, 2020 at 12:11 am
    John M.

    Adipose tissue is lighter than lean tissue…

    Uh oh – It’s gonna be one of thos nights – I got a “Posting Too Fast” message i my first upload…

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  • October 13, 2020 at 12:15 am

    Dayum….you can feel the current flowing from nip to nip….(sigh) What a way to die…its take three undertakers and a boy w/a crowbar to get the smile off the corpse’s face!

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  • October 13, 2020 at 1:38 am
    Pete231

    As a former lifeguard, I’d like to offer my services to fill any openings at the pond. My rates are reasonable and my hours are flexible. And, all tips will be greatly appreciated, large or small………..

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    • October 13, 2020 at 7:59 am
      MasterDiver

      Will you take them in trade?

      Zar Belk!

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    • October 13, 2020 at 11:02 am
      Oldarmourer

      The differences in the ‘tips’ are so subtle I had to look for 10 minutes to spot them 😉

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      • October 13, 2020 at 11:52 am
        Malatrope

        They are damn near identical twins, aren’t they? But the one with children can’t hide the slightly larger volume and larger aureola that is an inevitable side-effect of pregnancy.

        Oh, that’s far and away much too clinical, let me try again: Chris, those are some fine, fine boobs!

      • October 13, 2020 at 12:01 pm
        Chris Muir

        Boo-behs.

      • October 13, 2020 at 12:27 pm
        Malatrope

        Sorry! You are of course correct, but I haven’t lived in the South for many decades, and some of the accent is slip-slidin’ away. Boo-beh’s it is.

    • October 13, 2020 at 8:51 pm
      Gary

      Just the…?

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  • October 13, 2020 at 7:48 am
    nonncom

    Chris, you are truly an artist….

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  • October 13, 2020 at 8:29 am
    Browncoat

    Did you know that on a Windows PC, that if you right-click on the image and pick ‘Copy’, then paste it to a new ‘Paint’ file, it’s a much larger and clearer image than displayed on the website.
    Jus’ sayin’…

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    • October 13, 2020 at 11:01 am
      Oldarmourer

      Or just right-click and select ‘view image’ in Firefox, anyway 😉

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      • October 14, 2020 at 10:11 am
        Browncoat

        True…

  • October 13, 2020 at 8:46 am
    Dread

    Dont you just love the truth when it is set free? We hold these truths (oh wouldnt I love to) to be self evident. ( well duh!)

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  • October 13, 2020 at 10:15 am
    DogByte6RER

    I was a pilot rescue swimmer in the Navy.

    I just know there’s got to be a downed aircraft and some tangled parachutes outside of the frame.

    I’m ready and reporting for duty …

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  • October 13, 2020 at 10:59 am
    JTC

    Did you know there’s a whole new franchise biz called “Float Therapy” wherein you pay $60 for 20 minutes floating in a tank of invigorated warm water whatever that is in a jet dark enclosure?

    Float my big self up next to those awesome natural buoys right there in that naturally invigorated pond instead please…and I would gladly pay the $60. Hey, a new biz idea for the ranch!

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    • October 13, 2020 at 2:04 pm
      DogByte6RER

      There was a sci-fi movie about these dark tanks 40 years ago …

      https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080360/

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      • October 13, 2020 at 9:40 pm
        GWB

        A very freaky movie – very well-done horror.
        Totally unlike these ladies, who are very well done, and not horrible at all.

        (And their states are absolutely not altered!)

    • October 13, 2020 at 10:22 pm
      Oldarmourer

      Weren’t those billed as ‘sensory deprivation chambers’ in the 80’s ?
      Seems like the only sense the moonbats using them was deprived of was the one called ‘common’.

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      • October 14, 2020 at 12:11 pm
        MAJ Arkay

        A sensory deprivation chamber was used in an episode of Hawaii 5-0 back in the 1960s. It was a pretty intense episode.

  • October 13, 2020 at 11:23 am
    Halley

    Speaking of stately, strong women, ACB is making the Dim criminals, I mean senators, look like mentally retarded slime (with apologies to slime), and they don’t even realize it.

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    • October 13, 2020 at 2:27 pm
      DogByte6RER

      The Demokrats are using lots of props like posters, charts, graphs about PACs, health statistics, e0mails about 501 (c) groups, etc., while droning on about process. Very little questioning about the Constitution …

      It’s a lot like sitting in Ben Stein’s classroom in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” …

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      • October 13, 2020 at 9:41 pm
        GWB

        And she has a blank notepad.

        Epic!

  • October 13, 2020 at 9:56 pm
    epador

    Received goodies today. New respect for keeping things clean!

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