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  • August 20, 2026 at 2:18 am
    Robert

    So, the palms are greased. Very punny.

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    • August 20, 2026 at 9:45 am
      JTC

      It rubs the lotion on its skin,
      It does this whenever it’s told…
      It rubs the lotion on its skin,
      Or else it gets the hose again…

      What senator did you say this is?

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      • August 20, 2026 at 11:35 am
        Oldarmourer

        Pick one..or all

  • August 20, 2026 at 4:35 am
    eon

    That white stuff on his mitts ain’t lotion.

    clear ether

    eon

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  • August 20, 2026 at 5:14 am
    Timothy Moyer

    There’ll be no Flocking around when Zed finds out about this. Enter the Cockroach 2.0 for a “Briefing Trip”.

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    • August 20, 2026 at 9:33 am
      Jim Gierlach

      At night, in the senator’s bedroom, about 0200

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  • August 20, 2026 at 5:52 am
    Master Diver

    The South Carolina SARCOM Dive Team will be glad to sanitize the pond again this year. (And maybe focus a LASER blinder up the lens!)

    Zar Belk!

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  • August 20, 2026 at 6:09 am
    badger52

    Doesn’t look like Mia, who IIRC is blonde. Kiko & Mari maybe? Either way, as to Flock cameras: hunt down & eliminate. Medieval punishment for those improperly using existing data.

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  • August 20, 2026 at 6:10 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Ummmm….. What’s a F***kn’ Flock camera doing on private property?
    Yep. Time for Zed to influence some minds and souls.
    And do something creative with that camera. Like…..maybe…..relocate and point it INSIDE some DildoCrat’s bedroom, with Jo imitating someone embarrassing. Put it on a public livestream. Transparency, amIright?

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  • August 20, 2026 at 6:36 am
    PaulS-AngryWhiteMaleConstitutionalExtremist

    Flock Around?!
    Find Out!

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  • August 20, 2026 at 6:39 am
    cb

    We may have something besides ‘Flock’ to be concerned about.

    Ordinary WiFi can now identify you with near-perfect accuracy. https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/08/260811052857.htm

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    • August 20, 2026 at 8:41 am
      Chris+muir

      May have to steal that cb!

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      • August 20, 2026 at 1:02 pm
        resolute

        Good tool for Jo to have when morphing into someone else’s identity. Pretty convenient if she’s broadcasting her own WIFI. Readers might agree she’s already a “hotspot”…………..

  • August 20, 2026 at 9:01 am
    LowKey

    Chris,
    Did you change any of the settings for the site?
    Until recently I was unable to access it with my VPN on and had to disable it to read the comic, but recently it’s started loading with my VPN up and running.

    Not sure if you changed setting or my VPN has been compromised.

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    • August 20, 2026 at 10:39 am
      Chris+muir

      It’s me fucking with it until my tech guru resets it

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      • August 20, 2026 at 5:21 pm
        GregS

        Is that why the strip cannot be accessed ourtside ConUS without a VPN?

    • August 20, 2026 at 3:19 pm
      cb

      “Readers might agree she’s (Jo) already a “hotspot” — Agree, why I’m gonna reincarnate as Jeff : )

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  • August 20, 2026 at 10:39 am
    Chris+muir

    Still trying to figure it out sorry

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