But a ham sandwich is a crime against Islam and you might be prosecuted for assault and a hate crime if an Islamic person thinks you are trying to touch them with it.
This is why my ham sandwiches are carried concealed.
Thank God there wasn’t any bacon or beer
But, there was Moet et Chandon.
I am so sick of this “orange man” crap. It all started because Right Side Broadcasting Network (then a couple of guys with an internet connection and a camera) had their color saturation turned up too high in their online coverage of a few of the early primary rallies.
Never let a leftist loose with a meme. NEVER. Terminate the meme with extreme prejudice. Don’t hesitate, and don’t be remorseful.
Orange Man beats your Putrid Puce Pansies always and forever! WE ARE ORANGE MAN!
And…we are Q.
ORANGE RULES! Clemson defeats Alabama 44-16 for a
National Champions! Go Orange!
LOL nice pivot.
The Longhorns won too and they’re burnt orange.
Must be the color of the year.
Tide got Rolled, then Crushed.
I like that QB kid.
I drank that Orange Crush as a kid.
I ran across a few of the old glass bottles and have them.
I like the new Orange Crush.
Orange Crush them, Mister President.
There was a stink raised over a marching band from a (presumably)Black College taking part in the Inaugural Parade. I forget which College, except that it was a very old one, set up for Blacks, in IIRC, Alabama.
One of the comments that was against these kids taking part said(paraphrasing here)that they would be ‘Orange Satan’s Samboes’ if they took part.
I immediately cameup with the Phrase, Hail Orange Satan!’ just to annoy the snowflakes…
Lest we forget the carrot man….Al Gore, 2000.
Oh yewh, the shit bag that SHUT DOWN all traffic in central Jersey so he could go to a party at Bon Jovis.
6 hours from Philly to Colts Neck.
But but but… Orange Man Bad!! Reeeeeeee!!!
Tucker Carlson’s recent rant calling for the Republicans to stop playing the elitist game and start putting the needs of the American people first and foremost was inspirational.
“They” will go after him for stuff like that.
It’s going to be difficult.
Far too many of them (and their wealth) belong to the UniParty.
Personally I liked the first toon better than the -1.
Was going to comment that an indictable crime is that Jan isn’t topless there.
Orange is a pretty good thing to be tonight…Tide got rolled.
CBS News is running stories about how red tide is wrecking the Florida stone crab harvest, which coincidentally among the viewers generated a lot of bad juju against Crimson Tide.
CBS News is the red tide that wrecks.
Funny how Miami-Dade utilities were fined by the EPA nearly a million dollars in 2017 for waste releases but the “news” didn’t report that. They tried to pin their Karina-Brevis bloom on the sugar industry.
Karma bitches, enjoy it.
We all average three felonies a day, and Mens Rea has largely been written out of our laws. If they want ya, they got ya.
Ah heck, we’re at the point where they could process the traffic cam footage, with automatic plate reading where they’ve stopped having registration stickers like PA, and add up enough technical violations to suspend anyone’s driver license. And good luck getting insurance later. Would-be “enemies of the state” are significantly hampered by mobility restrictions.
The ultimate goal is ultimate control.
The method for that is disarmament.
The method for disarmament is felony and/or prohibited status.
Which status dissolves many other of your Constitutional rights.
In Florida alone, the recent gun restriction package pushed in a panic makes you a felon for possession of a junk plastic stock accessory that had been determined perfectly fine (but still junk). In lots of places a magazine of arbitrary capacity does the same thing. Another fun part of the Fla denial of rights is the right to grab the guns of anyone that anybody suspects or just speculates might do something stupid, any warrant would be post-seizure. This almost certainly would show up on NICS checks for future firearms purchases even if the current situation is settled. De facto prohibited person, and denial of Constitutional rights.
I don’t know about three a day, but a lot of what is going on related to firearms has little to do with them wanting to take your plastic accessories and everything to do with using them to create felons who are then subject in every way to their complete control.
You see their plans.
Mens Rea!?! Mens Rea!?! But I was tested!!!
How close is the time to find your local DildoCrat political HQ, and in the words of Mike V (RIP), “time to break some windows”?
Bullhorn them first. Then break them up after they attack using your defensive moves. Keep the high ground.
Binge watched The 3 part series of Atlas Shrugged yesterday, saw them all before, but was easier to follow the characters (with the changing actors/actresses) this time. Apparently politicians really do know one tune, same $hit, different year, and all written 60 years ago for this version anyway.
I – Pretty good
II – Not bad
III – Far too Abridged from the book, they must have twigged to the fact they were being mocked for the abuses the Hollyweird majority supports.
The book rocks. The Fountainhead is pretty good too. The black and white movie is classic.
I have them, after reading the books, and semi agree with PaulS. Mind you, still a story well told.
Obama’s tanning booth tax was a tax on white people.
At least Oranges are edible 🙂
Careful Pamela! That was awfully close to a sexual entendre…:)
So talking about peeling the segments and rolling them on a tongue will conjure up pictures
Not that I’m checking out Damon’s pants, but is he part owl, those really look like back pockets. LOL 😉
Wonder how many times that guy got bit
Not as many times as he deserved.
This is a weird place sometimes. Love it.
Saw the Presidential address on a Fox broadcast network station. Trump spoke, made many good points you only usually hear on “fringe ultra-right” media. Then the announcer read off a “fact check” memo before throwing it to Chris Wallace with the main thing being ‘did it reach his base’. Then Pelosi and Schumer took turns, you could’ve gotten drunk with a shot for every “ineffective”. And then they…
Said okay, we’re done, here’s the complete show that would have been on at 9. No reciprocal fact checking. Flipped channels, CBS kept gabbing until the usual 9:30 show started.
Dang, if Fox had pulled that on Barry O the screaming still wouldn’t have stopped.
BTW: Border Patrol Union President Previews Trump National Address
Judd noted that the wall is the preferred solution of border patrol agents relaying that surveys were done of agents in the Laredo, Texas and Tuscon, Arizona sectors showing 89 percent of respondents supporting a wall. Judd explained that 96 percent of agents in those sectors along the border responded, noting the extraordinary support for a barrier.
PS, summary of the Chuck and Nancy show: “First you give us everything we want, then we can have the discussion about what you want.”
This is a war.
They must be defeated.
Everything those say is only meant to push their agendas to completion. Most of what President Trump said has previously b been said by Past Presidents and by Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.
President Trump is giving them more rope to hang themselves.
The President needs to declare a nation emergency (as every President has done since FDR at least) He can word it such that he can build imperatively needed parts of the wall with that authority alone, beyond his current authority to do so. And the power to limit entrance of most to all, and to expel many that are not citizens by his deeming them so. Also executive power to hire and fire those in the government, especially in the Executive and Administrative branches is needed to be extended. President Trump can undo many of the crimes and evil done by the Democrats since at least 1965.
Apply the law. Use Wang vs USA (1898) US Supreme Court interpretation of US law.
wishing Justice Ginsberg a long, healthy and pain free life, I still would like a new Justice as insurance against wild card decision Roberts.
A forgiveness of many of the sins of the Deep State should be given if the did not do too great of evil, and if they gave up most of their ill gotten gains, and assist in the prosecution of the really bad dark evil hats. Otherwise, Orange Crush them.
President trump wants the best for this nation. he could have come down so hard on the DS during this talk to the nation. He did greatly hint at future actions unrestrained by the moderation that he has shown of his wrath (and of the people’s wrath). The other side are like losers who play an obviously losing low hand against someone with a High Royal Flush in 5 card draw. They play because they think the game is rigged, and believe the hype and assurances that they will not lose. And they believe that they have the crowd, the judges, and most of the players on their side, including armies of enemy soldiers.
I read all the way down to this point and not one mention of the bikini bridge? Get your mind back into the gutter people!
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