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  • January 9, 2019 at 12:24 am
    kadaka got away with punching Perez Hilton because black > gay. Now Kevin Hart got slammed because gay > black.

    Who’s got the dynamic intersectional flowchart so I can keep track of whom is more equal than whom?

    • January 9, 2019 at 1:21 am
      Too Tall

      I’m sorry, I didn’t catch a word of that. Too busy admiring the artistry of the second panel, I guess.

      • January 9, 2019 at 1:39 am

        Admire while you can before the righteous screeching mobs of post-natal mothers descend on Chris for improperly drawing Sam skinnier than Skye after Sam gave birth just a month ago.

        Dang, by that first panel shading it looks like Skye has another coming.

      • January 9, 2019 at 1:07 pm

        Same exact butt, different colors.

        Economy of scale by the artiste.

      • January 9, 2019 at 7:59 am

        Ahh, Sam and Skye ascending…

        Zar Belk!

      • January 9, 2019 at 12:34 pm

        When it comes to nice butts in the funny papers, Sam and Sky have it going away. But as to coming to nice butts…

    • January 9, 2019 at 4:31 pm
      Christopher Cole

      kadaka: since the flowchart changes day-by-day and person-by-person, there is none. If there was one, that would restrict the outrage that the snowflakes could display.

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  • January 9, 2019 at 1:31 am

    Equal is a sliding scale.

  • January 9, 2019 at 1:37 am

    The funny part is these “disenfranchised groups” are doing just fine… whereas the honest white heterosexual man is the only acceptable target for racism, bigotry and abuse. Oh brave new world…

    • January 9, 2019 at 12:51 pm

      “The funny part…” Ha ha. πŸ™

      In thinking about commenting that with a hundred or so oppressed minorities and another hundred or so variations within each, kadaka can forget about his…as I said before it’s a sliding scale.

      But true that. Men are already a minority by God’s hand, and by the time all the qualifiers and restrictions both voluntary and otherwise are applied, white (ish) dudes who work and take responsibility to protect and provide…can’t be more than 10% of the total.

      Where the fuck are all those signallers and fighters for protecting our equal rights and protections?

      Might need to do some marchin’ and some burnin’.

      • January 9, 2019 at 12:55 pm

        “…kadaka can forget about his flowchart, not dynamic enough to keep up with that flow; …” :I

  • January 9, 2019 at 1:37 am

    Sliding scale. Slippery slope. Whatever.

  • January 9, 2019 at 1:55 am
    • January 9, 2019 at 6:08 pm
      James Gemind

      This is news, how? It has been know for decades, and exposed by President Donald J Trump, in the 2016 elections, that the DNC are a bunch of vote-stealing frauds.

  • January 9, 2019 at 3:51 am

    Apparently then, the path to “re-enfranchisement” is wholesale coercion, perpetrated by a government freshly empowered and enriched, by us, to “solve” our “problems” at our expense.

    Too bad though; once we’ve all been convinced to think ourselves sufficiently “disenfranchised” to call for coercive government action (or to tolerate it; mere tolerance is enough), then we’ll all be truly disenfranchised by that government action and it’ll be too late to stop it. It’s a simple scheme (any elementary schoolyard bully would recognize it instantly) yet effective.

    “…honest white heterosexual man is the only acceptable target for racism…”
    Yep; honest white straight men with abilities are now thinking of themselves as disenfranchised! Hah! This is working perfectly!

    We have the Republicans soaking up support from “disenfranchised” honest productive people, and the Dems soaking up support from the “disenfranchised” fearful, and loafers and haters, the two parties have their professional “sports announcers” in media keeping both “sides” in a frenzy so we don’t see what’s being done to us, and they’re all making bank. When we’ve all been sucked dry, we’ll be cheering for that “new world order” they’ve been pitching for so long. Then things will start to get bad.

    We will have played along as the good little sports fans the whole way (Rah Rah For Our Side!) and so we’ll be told that we’re hypocrites if we criticize the authoritarian system which we helped, maybe even enthusiastically, to build and to empower against us.

    When we wake up to the hard truth that the Beast we loved and supported is nothing, was never anything, but a fraud and a liar, a cheat, a schemer, a clever and sneaky manipulator and a killer, a destroyer of the innocent, and we want out of that old system, we’ll be told that repentance is impossible, that to recant is hypocrisy, that salvation, which was waiting for us all along, is underserved, and that it’s too late for us. That too, of course, will be all lies.

    • January 9, 2019 at 8:05 am

      No worries pal.
      I hate everyone. πŸ˜‰
      Damn contrarian Contrarians!

      • January 10, 2019 at 1:01 am

        I’m totally “equal opportunity”. I hate/love everybody equally. Don’t be a waste of food/water/air, and you’re good. Be any form of ass, and you suck.

    • January 9, 2019 at 1:11 pm

      @Lyle, gotta pick a lane dude even if it’s a little narrow.

  • January 9, 2019 at 5:21 am

    “We’ve found some disturbing images on your laptop and phone. Now we don’t want you to think we’re judging you, but…”

    • January 9, 2019 at 5:41 am
      Bill G
      • January 9, 2019 at 9:10 am

        Those are the NYC types, not NYS. Don’t be fooled that the state capitol is in Albany.

      • January 9, 2019 at 1:25 pm

        A county by county red/blue ’16 election map illustrates your point perfectly Norm, same is true even for Cali.

        But those teeming hives of the cities run you anyway. And when said hives who may share your state but have a decidedly different demographic and agenda than you reach a majority it won’t matter how many red counties you have, they will own your ass, and all our asses if they have their way on the unfettered invasion of the USA by foreign nationals…T

        That’s what the immigration invasion is all about. Job One, potus!

    • January 9, 2019 at 8:01 am

      MY EYES!!!!

      Zar Belk!

    • January 9, 2019 at 9:03 am

      “New country corn flakes, new country corn flakes”….once you hear that tune in your head you’ll never lose it….

    • January 9, 2019 at 11:06 am
      Roland Deschain

      I almost didn’t recognize Chuckie without those annoying glasses hanging on his nose. I would like to shove those glasses where the sun don’t shine!

  • January 9, 2019 at 5:36 am
    Bill G

    The smallest minority is one; but don’t let the left hear that being said. The caring, all-inclusive left is all about groups, not people.

    • January 9, 2019 at 5:53 am

      Very insightful Bill G ! Ya made my morning. Many Thanks.

    • January 9, 2019 at 9:05 am

      Dr Jordan Peterson observed those pushing the intersectional theory (aka cultural marxism with a new suit) haven’t thought it through since, as you observe, Bill G, the ultimate minority is the individual.

    • January 9, 2019 at 2:02 pm

      Because, of course, one person does not qualify as a tribe.

  • January 9, 2019 at 6:26 am

    Eventually, all “identity politics” ends with the various “favored” groups fighting each other over who is the most deserving. The car company town described in Atlas Shrugged was exactly that situation on a village-sized scale.

    Once they run out of Emmanuel Goldsteins to blame for their “troubles”, the real bloodshed begins. Of course, by then they’ve usually already killed everyone else off, so there’s no one left to cheer.

    clear ether


  • January 9, 2019 at 6:59 am
    War Pig

    DAT ASS!

  • January 9, 2019 at 7:12 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Sorry, Sam and Skye, it’s not about equality.
    It’s about divide and conquer, with “equality” as a diversionary tactic. It’s about POWER.

  • January 9, 2019 at 7:30 am

    Equality? Yes, as long as we lemmings all run along at an equal speed toward the cliff of of no return. Then tyranny shall put us in our place, in the new world order. Where, there are two sets of equals, you see. Unfortunately, there are more in one set of equals than the other.
    So to level that our, first, the borders shall be opened to our equals. Then, as chaos ensues, of course there shall be marshal law, and a disarmed citizenry for our own safety, and especially the safety of that other set of equals who won’t be disarmed. Next… Well, you know what comes next, that is those of us who will survive phase one an phase two of “equality”.

    • January 9, 2019 at 7:41 am

      P.S. Gotta love those birth’n hips!

  • January 9, 2019 at 8:12 am

    I really hate to see ya gals go, but I love to watch ya leave. πŸ™‚

  • January 9, 2019 at 11:40 am

    β€œAll animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”

    ― George Orwell, Animal Farm

  • January 9, 2019 at 6:15 pm
    James Gemind

    In other news today, the President met with Chuck and Nan. He asked one simple question.

    ‘Will you provide the funds for the Wall within thirty days?’

    Nan said ‘No.’

    The president got up and left.

    The Media says he ‘Stormed out. Chuck says he was ‘unbecoming of the presidency.’

    The President is standing by the Promises he made to the people who elected him.

    Fu@# off, Chuck and Nancy…

    • January 9, 2019 at 6:23 pm

      They don’t make deals very well do they…

      NP: “Two separate bills, one to open everything back up like we want now…and the other to work out what you want later.”

      DT: “Will you work in good faith for what I want? ”

      NP: “No.”

      DT: “Bye-bye.”

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  • January 9, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    As they say: Some pigs are more equal than others.
    So another Floriduh pig wants it his way.

    You can do a search on this. There are other articles on it.

    • January 10, 2019 at 1:05 am

      Can you say “treason”? I knew you could.



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