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  • May 17, 2019 at 12:44 am
    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    (rimshot!)
    Well played, CM. Take a bow. I love a bad pun. (is there any other kind?)

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  • May 17, 2019 at 12:52 am
    NotYetInACamp

    But how do they feel about fried chicken?

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    • May 17, 2019 at 11:58 am
      WayneM

      Do they both have hot sauce in their purses?

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  • May 17, 2019 at 12:56 am
    Vincent Dancer

    No brains needed for that.

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  • May 17, 2019 at 1:17 am
    Pamela
    • May 17, 2019 at 10:38 pm
      interventor

      Pinky was the sane one. Confined with a maniac like the Brain, the best survival ploy is to act too stupid to be a threat and just useful enough to keep one alive.

      That was the survival tactic for the sons of European peasants for centuries. Kids too dumb for the military. But, just can operate, with supervision, to keep the farm producing.

      I saw this in practice, many years ago. Took my mom and dad to see
      a farm in Luxembourg, where dad made friends with the family during WWII. Dad could tell tales the present day father agreed with. Quite friendly bunch. When we left, dad said he though the man, then a young son, was the village idiot. I explained the tactic to dad. Dad was cal reconn. He could give directions in the rural areas he hadn’t visited in 35 years.

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  • May 17, 2019 at 2:47 am
    kadaka

    Dammit, I was hungry for a McD’s Filet-O-Fish.

    Trans Woman Gets A Tilapia Vagina. Yes, You Read That Correctly

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    • May 17, 2019 at 3:39 am
      Punta Gorda
      • May 17, 2019 at 11:14 am
        Pamela

        God love Dr. Demento

    • May 17, 2019 at 9:09 am
      Kafiroon

      That is Horrible!
      It gives ground for a whole raft of terrible fish jokes.

      Sometimes I wonder why women put up with us. But with today’s social whiners I know they really deserve us. Bad jokes and all.
      Heh.

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  • May 17, 2019 at 5:01 am
    PaulS

    How about the new MAGA:
    Make Ameritca Great Again! 🙂

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  • May 17, 2019 at 5:58 am
    Bill G

    Intelligence needed? No, Cunning? Yes.

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    • May 17, 2019 at 11:15 am
      Pamela

      You forgot the Lingus

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  • May 17, 2019 at 6:32 am
    Peet

    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman (at)May 17 2019 at 12:44 am

    (rimshot!)
    Well played, CM. Take a bow. I love a bad pun. (is there any other kind?)

    A good pun is its own reword.

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    • May 17, 2019 at 7:02 am
      MasterDiver

      Ancient Greek critic: The comedies of Aeschylys are deplorable. He uses far too many puns. Does he not know that the pun is the lowest form of humor?

      Aeschylys: Yes, it is the foundation upon which all the rest is built!
      (Ancient rimshot!)

      Zar Belk!

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    • May 17, 2019 at 9:23 am
      WeeBrowser

      A good pun is its own reword. and punishment!
      FIFY

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  • May 17, 2019 at 9:00 am
    William Ewing (Bill)

    Two old NAZI/Socialists standing together.

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  • May 17, 2019 at 9:29 am
    Avery B.

    I’m not sure Duke “hates” black men. Considers himself superior, for sure.

    Pelosi, however…

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  • May 17, 2019 at 9:48 am
    Spin Drift

    All you eagle eyed word bending punsters missed that the CHILI Dress is back!!!

    Spin
    Now I just need some corn bread and Shiner Bock.
    Cowboy up!

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    • May 17, 2019 at 1:51 pm
      Henry

      Thanks for the clue. I couldn’t decide between shoes and ducks, and neither idea was convincing.

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      • May 19, 2019 at 11:56 pm
        pyrodice

        It’ a griffon riding the nuke a la dr. strangelove.

  • May 17, 2019 at 11:32 am
    kadaka

    Today’s phone humor: Live person, office sounds, guy calling for the United Police Officers Association, pledge cards going out next week. I hung up.

    One hour later, live person, same office sounds, woman calling for Childhood Leukemia Association, pledge cards going out next week. “I just got the same pitch for a police association an hour ago.” “Oh, okay, then…” I hung up.

    Also: Remember people, pretending to be the opposite sex may be offensive to transsexuals who really are, really.
    Snapchat’s New ‘Gender Swap’ Filter Is Transphobic or Something

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  • May 17, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    Those racists…

    Gray Lives Matter!

    or,

    Gray Matter Lives!

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  • May 17, 2019 at 12:33 pm
    rickn8or

    Why isn’t the David Duke endorsement the Kiss of Death for a Democrat?

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    • May 17, 2019 at 1:59 pm
      Henry

      Candidate Nancy Pelosi demands that candidate Nancy Pelosi disavow David Duke… film at 11.

      Riotously, Ilhan Omar faces the same dilemma:
      https://kfyi.iheart.com/content/2019-03-08-democrat-dilemma-david-kkk-duke-supports-democrat-ilhan-omar/

      But then again, let’s not forget which party was responsible for creating the KKK in the first place. They’re just returning to their roots.

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      • May 17, 2019 at 10:45 pm
        interventor

        Nor, forget that many the KKK murdered were white Republicans;
        Of the 4,743 persons lynched by the KKK from 1882 to 1964, 1,297 were white Republicans.

  • May 17, 2019 at 11:12 pm
    kadaka

    Trump Trade Deal Clears Hurdle As Canada And US Agree To End Tariff Battle

    The two countries will eliminate the tariffs on steel, aluminum and other products within 48 hours, the U.S. and Canadian governments said in a joint statement.

    So as the proggies and their media lackeys whine about the hardships of the Chinese tariffs and want to move to a swift appeasement, other tariffs will fall away and ease the pain now that they have succeeded. Winning!

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