Corruption & Graft, Culture Wars, Family, Racism ← Previous post Next post → Comments Toxic Deplorable B Woodman May 17 2019 at 12:44 am (rimshot!) Well played, CM. Take a bow. I love a bad pun. (is there any other kind?) NotYetInACamp May 17 2019 at 12:52 am But how do they feel about fried chicken? WayneM May 17 2019 at 11:58 am Do they both have hot sauce in their purses? Vincent Dancer May 17 2019 at 12:56 am No brains needed for that. Pamela May 17 2019 at 1:17 am Where’s Pinky in all of this. https://postmodernjukebox.com/video/?sorder=newest#pinky-and-the-brain-theme-postmodern-jukebox-ft-emily-goglia-rob-paulsen-maurice-lamarche interventor May 17 2019 at 10:38 pm Pinky was the sane one. Confined with a maniac like the Brain, the best survival ploy is to act too stupid to be a threat and just useful enough to keep one alive. That was the survival tactic for the sons of European peasants for centuries. Kids too dumb for the military. But, just can operate, with supervision, to keep the farm producing. I saw this in practice, many years ago. Took my mom and dad to see a farm in Luxembourg, where dad made friends with the family during WWII. Dad could tell tales the present day father agreed with. Quite friendly bunch. When we left, dad said he though the man, then a young son, was the village idiot. I explained the tactic to dad. Dad was cal reconn. He could give directions in the rural areas he hadn’t visited in 35 years. kadaka May 17 2019 at 2:47 am Dammit, I was hungry for a McD’s Filet-O-Fish. Trans Woman Gets A Tilapia Vagina. Yes, You Read That Correctly Punta Gorda May 17 2019 at 3:39 am Deserves the SoCal classic https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No Pamela May 17 2019 at 11:14 am God love Dr. Demento Kafiroon May 17 2019 at 9:09 am That is Horrible! It gives ground for a whole raft of terrible fish jokes. Sometimes I wonder why women put up with us. But with today’s social whiners I know they really deserve us. Bad jokes and all. Heh. PaulS May 17 2019 at 5:01 am How about the new MAGA: Make Ameritca Great Again! 🙂 Bill G May 17 2019 at 5:58 am Intelligence needed? No, Cunning? Yes. Pamela May 17 2019 at 11:15 am You forgot the Lingus Kafiroon May 17 2019 at 5:48 pm Speaking of those two words together… And bad jokes… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc&list=RD8Gv0H-vPoDc&index=2 Pamela May 17 2019 at 10:16 pm Weird Al explains is most perfectly. I saw him years ago at the O.C. Fair. interventor May 17 2019 at 10:40 pm A cunning linguist is always is demand! Peet May 17 2019 at 6:32 am Toxic Deplorable B Woodman (at)May 17 2019 at 12:44 am (rimshot!) Well played, CM. Take a bow. I love a bad pun. (is there any other kind?) A good pun is its own reword. MasterDiver May 17 2019 at 7:02 am Ancient Greek critic: The comedies of Aeschylys are deplorable. He uses far too many puns. Does he not know that the pun is the lowest form of humor? Aeschylys: Yes, it is the foundation upon which all the rest is built! (Ancient rimshot!) Zar Belk! WeeBrowser May 17 2019 at 9:23 am A good pun is its own reword. and punishment! FIFY William Ewing (Bill) May 17 2019 at 9:00 am Two old NAZI/Socialists standing together. Avery B. May 17 2019 at 9:29 am I’m not sure Duke “hates” black men. Considers himself superior, for sure. Pelosi, however… Spin Drift May 17 2019 at 9:48 am All you eagle eyed word bending punsters missed that the CHILI Dress is back!!! Spin Now I just need some corn bread and Shiner Bock. Cowboy up! Henry May 17 2019 at 1:51 pm Thanks for the clue. I couldn’t decide between shoes and ducks, and neither idea was convincing. pyrodice May 19 2019 at 11:56 pm It’ a griffon riding the nuke a la dr. strangelove. kadaka May 17 2019 at 11:32 am Today’s phone humor: Live person, office sounds, guy calling for the United Police Officers Association, pledge cards going out next week. I hung up. One hour later, live person, same office sounds, woman calling for Childhood Leukemia Association, pledge cards going out next week. “I just got the same pitch for a police association an hour ago.” “Oh, okay, then…” I hung up. Also: Remember people, pretending to be the opposite sex may be offensive to transsexuals who really are, really. Snapchat’s New ‘Gender Swap’ Filter Is Transphobic or Something JTC May 17 2019 at 12:19 pm Those racists… Gray Lives Matter! or, Gray Matter Lives! kadaka May 17 2019 at 12:40 pm What do ANTIFA sing in the shower on protest days? I’m gonna wash the gray right right out of my head! JTC May 17 2019 at 1:01 pm Anyway the wind blows, doesn’t really matter to me… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFKBR1ggTMY Warhorse May 17 2019 at 6:04 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY rickn8or May 17 2019 at 12:33 pm Why isn’t the David Duke endorsement the Kiss of Death for a Democrat? Henry May 17 2019 at 1:59 pm Candidate Nancy Pelosi demands that candidate Nancy Pelosi disavow David Duke… film at 11. Riotously, Ilhan Omar faces the same dilemma: https://kfyi.iheart.com/content/2019-03-08-democrat-dilemma-david-kkk-duke-supports-democrat-ilhan-omar/ But then again, let’s not forget which party was responsible for creating the KKK in the first place. They’re just returning to their roots. interventor May 17 2019 at 10:45 pm Nor, forget that many the KKK murdered were white Republicans; Of the 4,743 persons lynched by the KKK from 1882 to 1964, 1,297 were white Republicans. kadaka May 17 2019 at 11:12 pm Trump Trade Deal Clears Hurdle As Canada And US Agree To End Tariff Battle The two countries will eliminate the tariffs on steel, aluminum and other products within 48 hours, the U.S. and Canadian governments said in a joint statement. So as the proggies and their media lackeys whine about the hardships of the Chinese tariffs and want to move to a swift appeasement, other tariffs will fall away and ease the pain now that they have succeeded. Winning! Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.