Day By Day

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  • John M.

    Too bad R200 doesn’t have the body shifting capability that Jo has… could you imagine how badly it mess up “Xir’s” mind if he body-doubled her? …nose ring and all…

    • Pamela

      That’s just mean. You’d leave that image in his mind and makeup.
      How would he ever sleep again? Nightmare city forever.

    • Punta Gorda

      Actually, R200 DOES have body morphing ability…. of opponents.

  • JTC

    She ain’t a choppah.

    But I wouldn’t be surprised if she pulled one out.

    The other kind. Make a hell of a mess though.

  • Tom Paul

    Wasn’t there a scene in one of the cyborg flicks where the poor, misunderstood killing machine removed a piercing from a punk, I mean youth who was invading his personal space? Maybe I just fantasized that one.

    • Browncoat57

      I recently saw a scene like that in an older film that I don’t recall. But it wasn’t a ‘cyborg flick’. I think it was just some angry cop and the ‘hapless individual’ had an eyebrow ring so…
      Well, trying to remember what movie it was is going to bug me all day…

      • “Payback’ Mel Gibson

        • Tom Paul

          See, that’s what’s wrong with Hollywood today. Too many cyborg movies and not enough pulling out of piercings.. And the film I was thinking of was ‘Punisher’ (2004).

    • PaulS

      Heartbreak Ridge, Clint Eastwood (GSgt Ridge) tears out earring of the “ayatollah of rock and rolla”. LOL

      • Did that once as a Cavalry Scout Platoon Sergeant. I had warned him three times. He came to PT with it in his ear, again. I removed it. Did not remove holder, pulled it straight through. that was 1988.

  • Punta Gorda

    Sexually identifies as an attack helicopter.

  • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

    Use Alinsky’s Rules against them.

  • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

    Gives a whole new definition for Zed to “get in the choppah”.

  • James/G

    Yes, but would he shove his into a choppah? 😮

    • Would be a new variant on the “Mile High Club”.

      Zar Belk!

  • Wood

    That was awesome.

  • Punta Gorda

    So… I assume the persona of “Jeeves” is still parked somewhere in what used to be a Mopar?

  • TreHammer

    Best movie line, ever…next to, I’ll be Bach!

    • Halley

      “I’ll have what she’s having”

  • DogByte6RER

    R200’s gonna choppa the head off of butch Karen … f*ck you @sshole.

  • JSStryker

    I sexually identify as an SR-71 Blackbird, that’s right I’m transonic!

  • My Way Or -->

    I’ve had this question for a very long time, but never wanted to ask before:

    Where is there a commode sufficient in size and structure to accommodate someone like TrigP?

    • JTC

      They just shit where they eat. Visit San Fran.

      • NotYetInACamp

        And I have great memories of such a beautiful San Francisco, with my beautiful then girlfriend with me the last time that I visited, and drove up and toured the wine country. What and how have we let them take that from us.

        • interventor

          Same here, was offered a position in San Francisco about two years after I returned from Nam. Took a position in Atlanta, instead. When it was Hotlanta. Don’t recognize Atlanta, now, either.

    • Kafiroon

      It’s like Arabs with AK’s. Don’t aim and don’t look, just ‘Pray and Spray’.

  • Polly Cy

    English DOES have a neuter pronoun: “It.” Works for me. At first I thought that black splotch on its face was a mustache. Then I realized that it was its mouth. (See how perfect “it” is?)

    • JTC

      Yes. Same as any non, they are its. Like Jo, R200 there, the Dawgs, that old truck, the hawgs, and then the trigglys. In that order of personification, though the truck could move up a place or two.

      But several of those do deserve their anthropomorphisms. Like Jo, the Dawgs, but most especially the truck. Ol’ Blue?

      And one or two could go to zoomorphism, though one hates to denigrate the badgers (R200 there), and the cows. (guess).

      • NotYetInACamp

        Nice truck.

        • JTC

          Yes “he” is.

          Ol’ Blue is a tough old dude. Masculine but not machismo. Dependable but not flashy. Protective but not aggressive. I like him. 🙂

        • JTC

          And as to nice trucks Mr. NYIAC, there’s one a half-hour up the road from me and down the road from you on US 27 that called me back by u-turn as wifey and I drove back to Sebring from Winter Haven the other day…

          A ’54 model like me, that old Chevy 3100 did its duty as a telephone system service truck with its original and very useful toolbox body and rack, not to mention the whole thing is in its original condition, drivetrain and all, rough paint, a little rust, scruffy interior…but he (see what I did there? 🙂 ) runs and drives and some tires and brakes could make it not just fun but serviceable on a limited basis…kinda like me.

          I got a ’54 when I turned 50 and it was great, a very well-built hot rod that I had a blast with but it sat a lot and that’s not fair to deprive someone else of loving her (hot little female) and me from a pretty good payday.

          And as to nice trucks Mr. NYIAC, there’s one a half-hour up the road from me and down the road from you on US 27 that called me back by u-turn as wifey and I drove back to Sebring from Winter Haven the other day…

          A ’54 model like me, that old Chevy 3100 did its duty as a telephone system service truck with its original and very useful toolbox body and rack, not to mention the whole thing is in its original condition, drivetrain and all, rough paint, a little rust, scruffy interior…but he (see what I did there? 🙂 ) runs and drives and some tires and brakes could make it not just fun but serviceable on a limited basis…kinda like me.

          I got a ’54 when I turned 50 and it was great, a very well-built hot rod that I had a blast with but it sat a lot and that’s not fair to deprive someone else of loving her (hot little female) and me from a pretty good payday.

          And as to nice trucks Mr. NYIAC, there’s one a half-hour up the road from me and down the road from you on US 27 that called me back by u-turn as wifey and I drove back to Sebring from Winter Haven the other day…

          A ’54 model like me, that old Chevy 3100 did its duty as a telephone system service truck with its original and very useful toolbox body and rack, not to mention the whole thing is in its original condition, drivetrain and all, rough paint, a little rust, scruffy interior…but he (see what I did there? 🙂 ) runs and drives and some tires and brakes could make it not just fun but serviceable on a limited basis…kinda like me.

          I got a ’54 when I turned 50 and it was great, a very well-built hot rod that I had a blast with but it sat a lot and that’s not fair to deprive someone else of loving her (hot little female) and me from a pretty good payday even back in ’09;

          https://poetnthepawnbroker.blogspot.com/2009/06/rat-rod-on-flea-bay.html

          And I have no real use or purpose for this rat model either but it sure is tempting; fortunately for my wife who is firmly agin’ it, the guy at the cabinet and countertop biz where it sits, likes it quite a bit too, $9000 worth. Prob’ly bring that in this hot truck market but not from me…but 5K, maybe even 6K?

          Eh, better not…6K will buy a couple more bags of Mercury dimes and another case of food for the EBR’s. I hate where we are in America right now.

          • JTC

            Hey if you mean it, say it twice right? One day maybe I’ll learn how to properly do the copy/paste thing…nah.

          • Punta Gorda

            Tl:Dr

          • JTC

            Yeah, reprinted three times.

            But not the target market anyway. ;D

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