Ya have ta wonder what the guys behind the one way glass are thinking.
“Wait? What? Who did I just see? Couldn’t be! WTF?!”
Hopefully Jo is a quick change artist and can revert to Sam form before the proverbial cat is out of the proverbial bag.
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
Feb 05 2019 at 12:15 am
And Jo is right, Hellary IS all fucked up.
(and Jo can tell just from a DNA touch. what a doctor she could be)
kadaka
Feb 05 2019 at 12:25 am
Presumably Jo is extrapolating from DNA traces. So the Hillary look-alike is only approximate, the way the original keeps falling down and breaking bones I’d figure she has growing percentages of metal and plastic reinforcements and replacements.
If Hillary did finally go full cybernetic, could we tell the difference?
Punta Gorda
Feb 05 2019 at 2:30 am
Probably not.
eon
Feb 05 2019 at 7:04 am
Actually, with progressive “spaghetti coding”, she’d probably be like Pelosi. Except even less coherent, and more genocidal.
“Umm, I, err, total destruction and revolutionary ven, umm, venn, something?
“Oh, F*** it. Just kill everybody. Blatchgooble snorrnngg, BLITCH!”
clear ether
eon
Browncoat
Feb 05 2019 at 5:03 am
Remember the ‘finger trick’ in T2? She probably couldn’t help herself…
Roland Deschain
Feb 05 2019 at 11:16 am
She might get a sense of humor and connect more to people if she is a replicant. Eh…..probably not.
Pamela
Feb 05 2019 at 12:44 am
There are some places even Jo shouldn’t go and being inside that head would give anyone nightmares.
See GGI, I told you to be careful what you wish for…you never know where Jo’s hands have been and now we gotta worry about that thing showing up at the watering hole (which seems a more accurate term than swimmin’ hole for that cow).
Cool thing is (heh) Bubba couldn’t tell them apart, same temp.
NotYetInACamp
Feb 05 2019 at 4:07 am
Man! That’s the FUd up version of what I wished for yesterday.
Reality can be a cruel taskmaster.
Grunt GI
Feb 05 2019 at 11:34 am
Argh. I intentionally avoided thinking about that.
Jo/Sam is much more pleasant to think about in the swimming hole.
Or maybe Jo/Jan. That would be equally nice.
No more Hitlery.
Ozymandius
Feb 05 2019 at 4:10 am
The Hildebeast looks like something parents would use to scare their kids into eating their vegetables. Why would anyone willingly look like that?
eon
Feb 05 2019 at 7:10 am
See The Picture of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde. You cross decadent with crazy and stir in megalomania plus homicidal psychosis, it shows.
Toward the end of his life, Mao didn’t look too good, either.
Neither did Dahmer, and he was only 31 when another inmate did him in.
I like that end of life part, unfortunately the parallel bodes poorly as both of those examples continued to do grave (heh) damage in their twilight. Something sudden and soon needs to happen with this one.
Halley
Feb 05 2019 at 4:47 am
There is only one reason she’s not right now sitting behind the Oval Office desk wearing a damp pussyhat, off her meds, signing bills granting the right to vote Democrat to 23 million illegals and outlawing talk radio, while promising Putin to further weaken NATO defences, And that reason is not any of the other 2016 GOP candidates.
MasterDiver
Feb 05 2019 at 7:57 am
You got THAT right!
ZAR BELK!
NotYetInACamp
Feb 05 2019 at 8:12 pm
Donald Trump took th3e lead and held it after he answered trhe question on whether he would grant amnesty different than every other candidate in any party. He said no. He also said much more that conforms to the opinion of the US Supreme Court in Wang vs USA (1898) US Supreme Court. He and they said much.
The people agreed. Trump took the lead, then he won the nomination, and the people of our nation overwhelmingly voted him to be their president. Now of course, there were millions of non citizens and dead citizens that voted for the demon spawn from Park Ridge by way of Arkansas, DC, New York, Russia, and elsewhere.
Rick
Feb 05 2019 at 6:57 am
Well … we know for 100% sure that the cyborg didn’t get #HillaryRottenClinton’s DNA from Slick Willie. It’s comm0n knowledge that the closest contact Bill ever had with Hillary is the one instance when she was impregnated … one of Bill’s “interns” threw away a used condom in the back dumpster at the governor’s mansion. The flies did the rest of the work …
Mike Seden
Feb 05 2019 at 7:07 am
Chris, can I get a copy of the second frame without the balloon? I’m willing to pay for it!
Delilah T.
Feb 05 2019 at 8:05 am
If only Jo could manifest J. Edgar or even Jimmy Hoffa….
As I was logging in this morning, I wondered who would look appropriate in orange. I didn’t complete the thought, but Chris did! Panel 2 would be a great fundraiser. As much as I would hate looking at it, I’d still buy it. I hope to see it in the future…and would also love to see it in real life.
In complete naivety of the rule of unintended consequences and delicious irony, those numbers have more than doubled in the decade since 2008; wonder what happened then and since to exacerbate that delightful trend?
And the bright side of the unbridled all-out attack on Deplorables and our CEO by the entire commie complex, is that it completely reversed the Trump Slump…
It is not for naught that they call ’em dims. 🙂
Delilah T.
Feb 05 2019 at 2:31 pm
Thanks for the link.
Pamela
Feb 05 2019 at 6:04 pm
Jo needs to harrumpf while in hildabeasting mode
Delilah T.
Feb 05 2019 at 8:58 pm
Here’s a tiny item. Hillary married BJ in 1975. J. Edgar Hoover died in 1972. Hillary was at Wellesley from 1965 to 1969. There is absolutely nothing that says she could not have shaken hands with J. Edgar as a college student.
Therefore, Jo could find those molecules and become the Ghost of FBI Past.
(Not trying to steal the scene, CM. Just having some speculative fun.)
Pamela
Feb 05 2019 at 9:44 pm
There are some things that could never be unseen in this incarnation.
kadaka
Feb 05 2019 at 10:45 pm
My new favorite meme, from the SOTUA: …while Nancy shuffles papers
Seriously, what’s wrong with Pelosi?
Pamela
Feb 05 2019 at 11:08 pm
She’s maxed out on her meds…
kadaka
Feb 05 2019 at 11:32 pm
That would explain why after everyone else listening sat down and Trump’s speaking and three seconds later she’d look up from the papers and oh, it’s time to sit down!
And she always sat down very carefully like her butt was sore…
Swansonic
Feb 05 2019 at 11:30 pm
I think she’s looking for the crayons….
kadaka
Feb 05 2019 at 11:51 pm
Stacey Abrahms is giving her report from the alternate reality she inhabits, where Trump is responsible for separating children at the border but Lightbringer knew better. Oh, and she just switched to Hillary mode and is blaming the rigged system for her election loss, because racism. Etc. Knew I should’ve muted the TV before the bathroom break.
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
Ya have ta wonder what the guys behind the one way glass are thinking.
“Wait? What? Who did I just see? Couldn’t be! WTF?!”
Hopefully Jo is a quick change artist and can revert to Sam form before the proverbial cat is out of the proverbial bag.
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
And Jo is right, Hellary IS all fucked up.
(and Jo can tell just from a DNA touch. what a doctor she could be)
kadaka
Presumably Jo is extrapolating from DNA traces. So the Hillary look-alike is only approximate, the way the original keeps falling down and breaking bones I’d figure she has growing percentages of metal and plastic reinforcements and replacements.
If Hillary did finally go full cybernetic, could we tell the difference?
Punta Gorda
Probably not.
eon
Actually, with progressive “spaghetti coding”, she’d probably be like Pelosi. Except even less coherent, and more genocidal.
“Umm, I, err, total destruction and revolutionary ven, umm, venn, something?
“Oh, F*** it. Just kill everybody. Blatchgooble snorrnngg, BLITCH!”
clear ether
eon
Browncoat
Remember the ‘finger trick’ in T2? She probably couldn’t help herself…
Roland Deschain
She might get a sense of humor and connect more to people if she is a replicant. Eh…..probably not.
Pamela
There are some places even Jo shouldn’t go and being inside that head would give anyone nightmares.
cmblake6
Agree, That’s about some f’d up stuff.
John M.
Dang – I was hoping Jo would touch Hillary and discover she had come into contact with another AI/Cyborg
eon
More like a hellbroth of drugs even Hunter S. Thompson wouldn’t have touched with a bargepole.
clear ether
eon
Pamela
Russian made of course…
Calvin
Hillary is probably less cyborg and more demonic.
John
I have this notion that HRC actually signed a pact with the devil.
I’m just waiting for him to collect.
interventor
Lucifer really delivered, didn’t he!
Too Tall
Chris,
As much as love the swimming hole and your other exquisite artwork; IF it came to pass, the second frame today would be my all time favorite.
JTC
See GGI, I told you to be careful what you wish for…you never know where Jo’s hands have been and now we gotta worry about that thing showing up at the watering hole (which seems a more accurate term than swimmin’ hole for that cow).
Cool thing is (heh) Bubba couldn’t tell them apart, same temp.
NotYetInACamp
Man! That’s the FUd up version of what I wished for yesterday.
Reality can be a cruel taskmaster.
Grunt GI
Argh. I intentionally avoided thinking about that.
Jo/Sam is much more pleasant to think about in the swimming hole.
Or maybe Jo/Jan. That would be equally nice.
No more Hitlery.
Ozymandius
The Hildebeast looks like something parents would use to scare their kids into eating their vegetables. Why would anyone willingly look like that?
eon
See The Picture of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde. You cross decadent with crazy and stir in megalomania plus homicidal psychosis, it shows.
Toward the end of his life, Mao didn’t look too good, either.
Neither did Dahmer, and he was only 31 when another inmate did him in.
clear ether
eon
JTC
I like that end of life part, unfortunately the parallel bodes poorly as both of those examples continued to do grave (heh) damage in their twilight. Something sudden and soon needs to happen with this one.
Halley
There is only one reason she’s not right now sitting behind the Oval Office desk wearing a damp pussyhat, off her meds, signing bills granting the right to vote Democrat to 23 million illegals and outlawing talk radio, while promising Putin to further weaken NATO defences, And that reason is not any of the other 2016 GOP candidates.
MasterDiver
You got THAT right!
ZAR BELK!
NotYetInACamp
Donald Trump took th3e lead and held it after he answered trhe question on whether he would grant amnesty different than every other candidate in any party. He said no. He also said much more that conforms to the opinion of the US Supreme Court in Wang vs USA (1898) US Supreme Court. He and they said much.
The people agreed. Trump took the lead, then he won the nomination, and the people of our nation overwhelmingly voted him to be their president. Now of course, there were millions of non citizens and dead citizens that voted for the demon spawn from Park Ridge by way of Arkansas, DC, New York, Russia, and elsewhere.
Rick
Well … we know for 100% sure that the cyborg didn’t get #HillaryRottenClinton’s DNA from Slick Willie. It’s comm0n knowledge that the closest contact Bill ever had with Hillary is the one instance when she was impregnated … one of Bill’s “interns” threw away a used condom in the back dumpster at the governor’s mansion. The flies did the rest of the work …
Mike Seden
Chris, can I get a copy of the second frame without the balloon? I’m willing to pay for it!
Delilah T.
If only Jo could manifest J. Edgar or even Jimmy Hoffa….
Bill
Gosh, she looks good in orange.
Stanley
When will we see a likeness of Kevin Bacon? Maybe by the sixth transition? Waiting — with just a degree of separation anxiety here…
Too Tall
Well played, well played, indeed, sir!
Chris muir
I may have to steal that, Stan!
Doggo
As I was logging in this morning, I wondered who would look appropriate in orange. I didn’t complete the thought, but Chris did! Panel 2 would be a great fundraiser. As much as I would hate looking at it, I’d still buy it. I hope to see it in the future…and would also love to see it in real life.
JTC
FYI…one difference, at this point, that it makes, is this:
https://gunfreezone.net/nics-numbers-for-2018-holy-s/
In complete naivety of the rule of unintended consequences and delicious irony, those numbers have more than doubled in the decade since 2008; wonder what happened then and since to exacerbate that delightful trend?
And the bright side of the unbridled all-out attack on Deplorables and our CEO by the entire commie complex, is that it completely reversed the Trump Slump…
It is not for naught that they call ’em dims. 🙂
Delilah T.
Thanks for the link.
Pamela
Jo needs to harrumpf while in hildabeasting mode
Delilah T.
Here’s a tiny item. Hillary married BJ in 1975. J. Edgar Hoover died in 1972. Hillary was at Wellesley from 1965 to 1969. There is absolutely nothing that says she could not have shaken hands with J. Edgar as a college student.
Therefore, Jo could find those molecules and become the Ghost of FBI Past.
(Not trying to steal the scene, CM. Just having some speculative fun.)
Pamela
There are some things that could never be unseen in this incarnation.
kadaka
My new favorite meme, from the SOTUA: …while Nancy shuffles papers
Seriously, what’s wrong with Pelosi?
Pamela
She’s maxed out on her meds…
kadaka
That would explain why after everyone else listening sat down and Trump’s speaking and three seconds later she’d look up from the papers and oh, it’s time to sit down!
And she always sat down very carefully like her butt was sore…
Swansonic
I think she’s looking for the crayons….
kadaka
Stacey Abrahms is giving her report from the alternate reality she inhabits, where Trump is responsible for separating children at the border but Lightbringer knew better. Oh, and she just switched to Hillary mode and is blaming the rigged system for her election loss, because racism. Etc. Knew I should’ve muted the TV before the bathroom break.