• February 4, 2019 at 12:08 am
    Delilah T.


    Almost blew hot tea onto my keyboard, CM!

    • February 4, 2019 at 9:34 pm

      Drink tea the American way D…

      Tall glass, lots of ice, and real cane sugar.

      Much less hazardous to your health in the short term.


      • February 4, 2019 at 10:00 pm
        Delilah T.

        Iced tea is for summer.

        It’s still winter here in my kingdom, ergo, hot tea with cookies will be on hand.

      • February 4, 2019 at 10:28 pm

        Chamomile with ginger and at least one finger of tequila

      • February 6, 2019 at 8:04 am

        Two fingers – index and pinky.

      • February 4, 2019 at 11:38 pm

        Southerners will drink ice tea when there is a blizzard outside.

      • February 5, 2019 at 1:09 am

        Because in the South there is never a blizzard outside. 😉

      • February 4, 2019 at 11:33 pm

        Hot tea and biscuits in the kingdom?

        Did not know you were in TPWGBUTB. 🙂

        But yeah, 80F here today so point taken about summer…

  • February 4, 2019 at 12:11 am

    Quite a lot more than handshaking going on with that one I think.

  • February 4, 2019 at 12:12 am

    It’s very strange, like there’s a concerted subversive background effort to get humans to willfully accept their helpful robot companions.

    The Robots Have Taken Over — The Super Bowl Commercials

  • February 4, 2019 at 12:13 am

    Jo, wash your hands when you get a chance.

    • February 4, 2019 at 11:15 am

      Beat me to it. I was going to suggest anti-bacterial soap despite my dislike for such.

  • February 4, 2019 at 12:15 am
    John M.

    I don’t recognize who Jo has changed to, but I don’t watch CNN so maybe…

    Just noticed, yesterday “her” hands were cuffed in back, now he’s cuffed in front. Why doesn’t Jo just “liquefy” her wrists for a second and let the cuffs fall to the floor?

    • February 4, 2019 at 12:27 am


      How do you know she (it?) hasn’t already ditched the handcuffs and the ones seen are actually part of her mass? Jo could conceal the real handcuffs inside, you never know when you might have to quickly restrain someone.

      • February 5, 2019 at 1:16 am
        John M.

        Guess I was slow on the uptake Kadaka. The thought did run through my mind why didn’t she just absorb the cuffs into her mass, but I never thought of purloining the FBI cuffs and manacling herself with her own design – ones that have no keyhole and can only be released when she decides. or just resorb back into her when she doesn’t care to wear them any more

    • February 4, 2019 at 12:33 am
      Punta Gorda

      Well, she has been depicted as fabricating projectiles when she did the claymore thing.

  • February 4, 2019 at 12:51 am
    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    Muler? Muler? Anyone? Muler? Anyone?

    (apologies to “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”)
    (misspelling is deliberate – think “mule-r”)

  • February 4, 2019 at 1:05 am

    Why stop at one Jo?

    • February 4, 2019 at 1:26 am

      She may just be going through all of the new people that she can become to see who she recognizes.

    • February 4, 2019 at 3:36 pm

      Are you into twins… 😉

  • February 4, 2019 at 1:51 am

    I missed the Feebies getting their asses kicked. Sigh.

  • February 4, 2019 at 2:05 am
    Too Tall


    I pray that the third panel become prophetic, and soon.

    • February 4, 2019 at 4:04 am
      Mike Mulligan

      All people – logical thinkers\- hope the same, Chris!

  • February 4, 2019 at 6:38 am

    Some Deplorables believe Mueller is being used by PDT, not the other way around. We’ve surely had our patience taxed to the limit but trust 2019 will see some necessary (for MAGA and the rule of law) Deep State indictments, Whether our fantasies of Lightbringer sharing a padded cell with the CEO of CNN come true or not, it is just inconceivable that PDT is planning to let Deep State off the Spygate hook. He outsmarted everyone in 2016 and we are confident of a repeat performance. Fingers crossed.

    • February 4, 2019 at 7:10 am

      Define Deep State. Zed is chummy with shadowy figures in the government who do, as he has done, extralegal acts that are nevertheless in service to the country, even against POTUS Lightbringer. That there could be a core of career federal employees who keep government running no matter the political winds offhand doesn’t sound bad.

      Comey et al were trying to fix a presidential election and launched a “highly unusual” FUD campaign to discredit the winner when they failed. That’s banana republic crap, amateur hour partisanship. That’s why they must be removed from power and destroyed.

      • February 4, 2019 at 7:39 am

        “Deep State” would be defined as those who are acting to preserve the power and primacy of the gov’t, in particular the bureaucracy, rather than the preservation of the country as a free democratic republic.

        Zed’s friends are acting in the cause of freedom. Stroke and Comey and all the others are NOT.

      • February 4, 2019 at 8:11 am

        What we know:

        1. PDT has no problem firing people. He hasn’t had Mueller or his people fired.
        2. The entire “Russian investigation” is a sham of a cover-up of a lie. A corrupt gaggle of Clinton-beholden Dims who illegally obtained a FISA warrant from a Clinton-funded fake “dossier”, all of whom have known perfectly well from the start that PDT never colluded with Russia. PDT knows the “investigation” is illegitimate, the Dims all know it, and their media co-conspirators know it.

        Something else, it must be, is going on. That’s what we don’t know.

      • February 4, 2019 at 8:30 am

        Don’t overthink it. The coverup is worse than the crime. So Trump doesn’t want even a shade of coverup. He knows there’s no crime anyway. So he’s going to let Mueller keep running in the hamster wheel until Mueller knows he’s not getting anywhere. Then watch the media figure out what to do with the hamster pellets.

      • February 4, 2019 at 6:49 pm

        The dossier appears to be a real life McGuffin — the insurance policy mentioned.

  • February 4, 2019 at 7:54 am

    I am beginning to believe that our “Freedom” is just an illusion.

    “Freedom’s just another word for nothin’ left to lose
    Nothin’, that’s all that Bobby left me, yeah
    But, feelin’ good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues
    Hey, feelin’ good was good enough for me, mm-hmm
    Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee”

    • February 4, 2019 at 8:56 am

      Didja notice how Mueller and other prosecutors like their perjury traps, they make you keep talking about the same thing again and again until one time you misspeak and say something slightly different then they charge you for lying?

      We have so many laws, only some of which we may be at least vaguely aware of, that it’s impossible to not break laws. Our “freedom” is built on government not giving a flying f about the small stuff, for now. But if they chose to act, they could bankrupt any of us with legal fees and fines and ruin our reputations until we’re unhirable, then watch us beg for government assistance to stay alive.

    • February 4, 2019 at 11:19 am

      Freedom is a peculiar kind of dream rather than an illusion. What the media spews is illusion.

  • February 4, 2019 at 9:11 am

    Loving it!

  • February 4, 2019 at 11:05 am
    Spin Drift

    Faith is the only commodity of life. I’m sure that PDT asks the question daily of the Lord. Why did you pick me? The same as Moses, Abraham, Jesus, Peter, the Disciples. He picked them because he had faith. He picked DJT for the same reason, Faith. Now we are asked to “Trust the Plan” and I swear it smells of a LARP trap but I have faith that this year the wheel turns and the rot is exorcised.

    PDT, in quiet, went after those who go after the children. Arrests in this one area are up hugely across the country. He knew that to save the future you have to save the children. See the MJ movie coming out now. All your pop heroes are but agents of darkness. They will be brought light. One step in the plan.

    The Plan we are told to trust? What if it doesn’t pan out? What happens if the DS gets to PDT? Then I trust the 63,000,000 who voted for redemption. They will not be stopped. Cold Fury of the cleansing will be with blood. There will be false prophets to subvert the masses, there will be much anguish, much suffering, much loss. But we 63e6 will prevail because we have faith.

    We voted for “we the people” not for the false idol Cankles. Imagine that world if she won, if you can. Small time nuclear war, bring it, Ebola, bring it, reeducation camps, bring it, economy collapse, bring it, food riots, bring it. There would be much anguish, much suffering, much loss. They have a Plan, now called Agenda 30 (from Agenda 21) to still make this happen.

    Well, I trust our plan because I have faith in him and him and us.

    For the little children shall inherit.

    • February 4, 2019 at 7:42 pm

      Just because we won the election doesn’t mean they will give us what that should result in.
      This fight is ongoing.
      Trump is a reflection of part of our power. Part!

      Be intolerant of evil.

  • February 4, 2019 at 11:35 am
    Roland Deschain

    There’s one perp walk I WILL watch on TV, although I doubt it would be covered. Slimeball!

  • February 4, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    The most Dangerous people to pi$$ off are those with the least to lose. PDT is seventy-two and has all the money he needs and far more to leave to his heirs than was left to him. A man like that who loves his country more than his money is extremely difficult to deal with, which has been amply demonstrated in the last two years. As 2020 approaches, it’s gonna get even more interesting. Post – November 2020 is gonna be a VERY interesting time for at least 2 1/2 months and hopefully for four years. Then, any semblance of restraints not based in the COTUS will be gone.

  • February 4, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Traveling the lonely side of Mt. Ta’i, Confucius came upon a weeping lady. She explained her father, husband and now her son were killed here by a tiger. Asked why she continued living in such a dreadful place she replied: Here there is no oppressive ruler.

  • February 4, 2019 at 3:08 pm
    Grunt GI

    So I am really enjoying the Democrat shitshow meltdown in my home state. Not only is our governor a baby killing racist, apparently our Lt Gov has a #metoo problem the WaPo covered up. Seems like the voters were (gasp) lied to by… well the entire industrial-media complex.

    I almost choked watching that whiny WaPo commercial last night. What a bunch of shitheads. “Democracy dies in darkness” my ass. You lefty bastards wouldn’t know a real news story if it jumped up and bit you on the ass.

    On the other hand—- is it likely that Jo could make a swimming hole appearance? You know… to provide security. 😉

    And if so, what guise would she be in? Multiple Sams? Multiple Naomi’s?


    • February 4, 2019 at 7:46 pm

      Jo could be any lovely lass that she has the DNA for. And as such, how would any bad guys know that it was her. Jo would be a concealed weapon standing there talking and everything.

      • February 4, 2019 at 8:25 pm
        Grunt GI

        I know. How cool would that be??

      • February 4, 2019 at 9:40 pm

        Careful. She has been in contact with some much less umm…palatable things as well…Mueller stripped down? Barf.

        Or God forbid she glad hands the Beast or the Frankenstein.

  • February 4, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    What constitutes the rattle and roll part…



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