Day By Day


  • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    Ya have ta wonder what the guys behind the one way glass are thinking.
    “Wait? What? Who did I just see? Couldn’t be! WTF?!”
    Hopefully Jo is a quick change artist and can revert to Sam form before the proverbial cat is out of the proverbial bag.

  • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    And Jo is right, Hellary IS all fucked up.
    (and Jo can tell just from a DNA touch. what a doctor she could be)

  • kadaka

    Presumably Jo is extrapolating from DNA traces. So the Hillary look-alike is only approximate, the way the original keeps falling down and breaking bones I’d figure she has growing percentages of metal and plastic reinforcements and replacements.

    If Hillary did finally go full cybernetic, could we tell the difference?

    • Punta Gorda

      Probably not.

      • eon

        Actually, with progressive “spaghetti coding”, she’d probably be like Pelosi. Except even less coherent, and more genocidal.

        “Umm, I, err, total destruction and revolutionary ven, umm, venn, something?

        “Oh, F*** it. Just kill everybody. Blatchgooble snorrnngg, BLITCH!”

        clear ether


    • Browncoat

      Remember the ‘finger trick’ in T2? She probably couldn’t help herself…

    • Roland Deschain

      She might get a sense of humor and connect more to people if she is a replicant. Eh…..probably not.

  • Pamela

    There are some places even Jo shouldn’t go and being inside that head would give anyone nightmares.

  • Agree, That’s about some f’d up stuff.

  • John M.

    Dang – I was hoping Jo would touch Hillary and discover she had come into contact with another AI/Cyborg

    • eon

      More like a hellbroth of drugs even Hunter S. Thompson wouldn’t have touched with a bargepole.

      clear ether


    • Pamela

      Russian made of course…

  • Calvin

    Hillary is probably less cyborg and more demonic.

    • John

      I have this notion that HRC actually signed a pact with the devil.
      I’m just waiting for him to collect.

      • interventor

        Lucifer really delivered, didn’t he!

  • Too Tall


    As much as love the swimming hole and your other exquisite artwork; IF it came to pass, the second frame today would be my all time favorite.

  • JTC

    See GGI, I told you to be careful what you wish for…you never know where Jo’s hands have been and now we gotta worry about that thing showing up at the watering hole (which seems a more accurate term than swimmin’ hole for that cow).

    Cool thing is (heh) Bubba couldn’t tell them apart, same temp.

    • NotYetInACamp

      Man! That’s the FUd up version of what I wished for yesterday.
      Reality can be a cruel taskmaster.

    • Grunt GI

      Argh. I intentionally avoided thinking about that.
      Jo/Sam is much more pleasant to think about in the swimming hole.
      Or maybe Jo/Jan. That would be equally nice.

      No more Hitlery.

  • Ozymandius

    The Hildebeast looks like something parents would use to scare their kids into eating their vegetables. Why would anyone willingly look like that?

    • eon

      See The Picture of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde. You cross decadent with crazy and stir in megalomania plus homicidal psychosis, it shows.

      Toward the end of his life, Mao didn’t look too good, either.

      Neither did Dahmer, and he was only 31 when another inmate did him in.

      clear ether


      • JTC

        I like that end of life part, unfortunately the parallel bodes poorly as both of those examples continued to do grave (heh) damage in their twilight. Something sudden and soon needs to happen with this one.

  • Halley

    There is only one reason she’s not right now sitting behind the Oval Office desk wearing a damp pussyhat, off her meds, signing bills granting the right to vote Democrat to 23 million illegals and outlawing talk radio, while promising Putin to further weaken NATO defences, And that reason is not any of the other 2016 GOP candidates.

    • MasterDiver

      You got THAT right!

      ZAR BELK!

    • NotYetInACamp

      Donald Trump took th3e lead and held it after he answered trhe question on whether he would grant amnesty different than every other candidate in any party. He said no. He also said much more that conforms to the opinion of the US Supreme Court in Wang vs USA (1898) US Supreme Court. He and they said much.
      The people agreed. Trump took the lead, then he won the nomination, and the people of our nation overwhelmingly voted him to be their president. Now of course, there were millions of non citizens and dead citizens that voted for the demon spawn from Park Ridge by way of Arkansas, DC, New York, Russia, and elsewhere.

  • Rick

    Well … we know for 100% sure that the cyborg didn’t get #HillaryRottenClinton’s DNA from Slick Willie. It’s comm0n knowledge that the closest contact Bill ever had with Hillary is the one instance when she was impregnated … one of Bill’s “interns” threw away a used condom in the back dumpster at the governor’s mansion. The flies did the rest of the work …

  • Mike Seden

    Chris, can I get a copy of the second frame without the balloon? I’m willing to pay for it!

  • Delilah T.

    If only Jo could manifest J. Edgar or even Jimmy Hoffa….

  • Bill

    Gosh, she looks good in orange.

  • When will we see a likeness of Kevin Bacon? Maybe by the sixth transition? Waiting — with just a degree of separation anxiety here…

    • Too Tall

      Well played, well played, indeed, sir!

    • I may have to steal that, Stan!

  • Doggo

    As I was logging in this morning, I wondered who would look appropriate in orange. I didn’t complete the thought, but Chris did! Panel 2 would be a great fundraiser. As much as I would hate looking at it, I’d still buy it. I hope to see it in the future…and would also love to see it in real life.

  • JTC

    FYI…one difference, at this point, that it makes, is this:

    In complete naivety of the rule of unintended consequences and delicious irony, those numbers have more than doubled in the decade since 2008; wonder what happened then and since to exacerbate that delightful trend?

    And the bright side of the unbridled all-out attack on Deplorables and our CEO by the entire commie complex, is that it completely reversed the Trump Slump…

    It is not for naught that they call ’em dims. 🙂

  • Delilah T.

    Thanks for the link.

  • Pamela

    Jo needs to harrumpf while in hildabeasting mode

  • Delilah T.

    Here’s a tiny item. Hillary married BJ in 1975. J. Edgar Hoover died in 1972. Hillary was at Wellesley from 1965 to 1969. There is absolutely nothing that says she could not have shaken hands with J. Edgar as a college student.

    Therefore, Jo could find those molecules and become the Ghost of FBI Past.

    (Not trying to steal the scene, CM. Just having some speculative fun.)

    • Pamela

      There are some things that could never be unseen in this incarnation.

  • kadaka

    My new favorite meme, from the SOTUA: …while Nancy shuffles papers

    Seriously, what’s wrong with Pelosi?

    • Pamela

      She’s maxed out on her meds…

      • kadaka

        That would explain why after everyone else listening sat down and Trump’s speaking and three seconds later she’d look up from the papers and oh, it’s time to sit down!

        And she always sat down very carefully like her butt was sore…

    • Swansonic

      I think she’s looking for the crayons….

  • kadaka

    Stacey Abrahms is giving her report from the alternate reality she inhabits, where Trump is responsible for separating children at the border but Lightbringer knew better. Oh, and she just switched to Hillary mode and is blaming the rigged system for her election loss, because racism. Etc. Knew I should’ve muted the TV before the bathroom break.


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