Corruption & Graft, Culture Wars ← Previous post Next post → Comments Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Feb 05 2019 at 12:13 am Ya have ta wonder what the guys behind the one way glass are thinking. “Wait? What? Who did I just see? Couldn’t be! WTF?!” Hopefully Jo is a quick change artist and can revert to Sam form before the proverbial cat is out of the proverbial bag. Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Feb 05 2019 at 12:15 am And Jo is right, Hellary IS all fucked up. (and Jo can tell just from a DNA touch. what a doctor she could be) kadaka Feb 05 2019 at 12:25 am Presumably Jo is extrapolating from DNA traces. So the Hillary look-alike is only approximate, the way the original keeps falling down and breaking bones I’d figure she has growing percentages of metal and plastic reinforcements and replacements. If Hillary did finally go full cybernetic, could we tell the difference? Punta Gorda Feb 05 2019 at 2:30 am Probably not. eon Feb 05 2019 at 7:04 am Actually, with progressive “spaghetti coding”, she’d probably be like Pelosi. Except even less coherent, and more genocidal. “Umm, I, err, total destruction and revolutionary ven, umm, venn, something? “Oh, F*** it. Just kill everybody. Blatchgooble snorrnngg, BLITCH!” clear ether eon Browncoat Feb 05 2019 at 5:03 am Remember the ‘finger trick’ in T2? She probably couldn’t help herself… Roland Deschain Feb 05 2019 at 11:16 am She might get a sense of humor and connect more to people if she is a replicant. Eh…..probably not. Pamela Feb 05 2019 at 12:44 am There are some places even Jo shouldn’t go and being inside that head would give anyone nightmares. cmblake6 Feb 05 2019 at 12:54 am Agree, That’s about some f’d up stuff. John M. Feb 05 2019 at 1:01 am Dang – I was hoping Jo would touch Hillary and discover she had come into contact with another AI/Cyborg eon Feb 05 2019 at 7:06 am More like a hellbroth of drugs even Hunter S. Thompson wouldn’t have touched with a bargepole. clear ether eon Pamela Feb 05 2019 at 11:07 pm Russian made of course… Calvin Feb 05 2019 at 1:14 am Hillary is probably less cyborg and more demonic. John Feb 05 2019 at 3:29 pm I have this notion that HRC actually signed a pact with the devil. I’m just waiting for him to collect. interventor Feb 05 2019 at 9:46 pm Lucifer really delivered, didn’t he! Too Tall Feb 05 2019 at 1:15 am Chris, As much as love the swimming hole and your other exquisite artwork; IF it came to pass, the second frame today would be my all time favorite. JTC Feb 05 2019 at 1:27 am See GGI, I told you to be careful what you wish for…you never know where Jo’s hands have been and now we gotta worry about that thing showing up at the watering hole (which seems a more accurate term than swimmin’ hole for that cow). Cool thing is (heh) Bubba couldn’t tell them apart, same temp. NotYetInACamp Feb 05 2019 at 4:07 am Man! That’s the FUd up version of what I wished for yesterday. Reality can be a cruel taskmaster. Grunt GI Feb 05 2019 at 11:34 am Argh. I intentionally avoided thinking about that. Jo/Sam is much more pleasant to think about in the swimming hole. Or maybe Jo/Jan. That would be equally nice. No more Hitlery. Ozymandius Feb 05 2019 at 4:10 am The Hildebeast looks like something parents would use to scare their kids into eating their vegetables. Why would anyone willingly look like that? eon Feb 05 2019 at 7:10 am See The Picture of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde. You cross decadent with crazy and stir in megalomania plus homicidal psychosis, it shows. Toward the end of his life, Mao didn’t look too good, either. Neither did Dahmer, and he was only 31 when another inmate did him in. clear ether eon JTC Feb 05 2019 at 12:10 pm I like that end of life part, unfortunately the parallel bodes poorly as both of those examples continued to do grave (heh) damage in their twilight. Something sudden and soon needs to happen with this one. Halley Feb 05 2019 at 4:47 am There is only one reason she’s not right now sitting behind the Oval Office desk wearing a damp pussyhat, off her meds, signing bills granting the right to vote Democrat to 23 million illegals and outlawing talk radio, while promising Putin to further weaken NATO defences, And that reason is not any of the other 2016 GOP candidates. MasterDiver Feb 05 2019 at 7:57 am You got THAT right! ZAR BELK! NotYetInACamp Feb 05 2019 at 8:12 pm Donald Trump took th3e lead and held it after he answered trhe question on whether he would grant amnesty different than every other candidate in any party. He said no. He also said much more that conforms to the opinion of the US Supreme Court in Wang vs USA (1898) US Supreme Court. He and they said much. The people agreed. Trump took the lead, then he won the nomination, and the people of our nation overwhelmingly voted him to be their president. Now of course, there were millions of non citizens and dead citizens that voted for the demon spawn from Park Ridge by way of Arkansas, DC, New York, Russia, and elsewhere. Rick Feb 05 2019 at 6:57 am Well … we know for 100% sure that the cyborg didn’t get #HillaryRottenClinton’s DNA from Slick Willie. It’s comm0n knowledge that the closest contact Bill ever had with Hillary is the one instance when she was impregnated … one of Bill’s “interns” threw away a used condom in the back dumpster at the governor’s mansion. The flies did the rest of the work … Mike Seden Feb 05 2019 at 7:07 am Chris, can I get a copy of the second frame without the balloon? I’m willing to pay for it! Delilah T. Feb 05 2019 at 8:05 am If only Jo could manifest J. Edgar or even Jimmy Hoffa…. Bill Feb 05 2019 at 8:19 am Gosh, she looks good in orange. Stanley Feb 05 2019 at 8:35 am When will we see a likeness of Kevin Bacon? Maybe by the sixth transition? Waiting — with just a degree of separation anxiety here… Too Tall Feb 05 2019 at 10:39 am Well played, well played, indeed, sir! Chris muir Feb 05 2019 at 10:45 am I may have to steal that, Stan! Doggo Feb 05 2019 at 9:32 am As I was logging in this morning, I wondered who would look appropriate in orange. I didn’t complete the thought, but Chris did! Panel 2 would be a great fundraiser. As much as I would hate looking at it, I’d still buy it. I hope to see it in the future…and would also love to see it in real life. JTC Feb 05 2019 at 12:56 pm FYI…one difference, at this point, that it makes, is this: https://gunfreezone.net/nics-numbers-for-2018-holy-s/ In complete naivety of the rule of unintended consequences and delicious irony, those numbers have more than doubled in the decade since 2008; wonder what happened then and since to exacerbate that delightful trend? And the bright side of the unbridled all-out attack on Deplorables and our CEO by the entire commie complex, is that it completely reversed the Trump Slump… It is not for naught that they call ’em dims. 🙂 Delilah T. Feb 05 2019 at 2:31 pm Thanks for the link. Pamela Feb 05 2019 at 6:04 pm Jo needs to harrumpf while in hildabeasting mode Delilah T. Feb 05 2019 at 8:58 pm Here’s a tiny item. Hillary married BJ in 1975. J. Edgar Hoover died in 1972. Hillary was at Wellesley from 1965 to 1969. There is absolutely nothing that says she could not have shaken hands with J. Edgar as a college student. Therefore, Jo could find those molecules and become the Ghost of FBI Past. (Not trying to steal the scene, CM. Just having some speculative fun.) Pamela Feb 05 2019 at 9:44 pm There are some things that could never be unseen in this incarnation. kadaka Feb 05 2019 at 10:45 pm My new favorite meme, from the SOTUA: …while Nancy shuffles papers Seriously, what’s wrong with Pelosi? Pamela Feb 05 2019 at 11:08 pm She’s maxed out on her meds… kadaka Feb 05 2019 at 11:32 pm That would explain why after everyone else listening sat down and Trump’s speaking and three seconds later she’d look up from the papers and oh, it’s time to sit down! And she always sat down very carefully like her butt was sore… Swansonic Feb 05 2019 at 11:30 pm I think she’s looking for the crayons…. kadaka Feb 05 2019 at 11:51 pm Stacey Abrahms is giving her report from the alternate reality she inhabits, where Trump is responsible for separating children at the border but Lightbringer knew better. Oh, and she just switched to Hillary mode and is blaming the rigged system for her election loss, because racism. Etc. Knew I should’ve muted the TV before the bathroom break. Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.