Wild Kingdom.


  • May 1, 2019 at 12:10 am

    Why the hell did they end up there?

    If they had one or three of those excellent chicken breast sandwiches at Chik Fil A they could have also had their very good iced coffee, 2.89 for a large.

    • May 1, 2019 at 12:12 am

      WiFi too, kids.

      • May 1, 2019 at 12:17 am

        And you’ll never see a stupid crossed circle anti gun sign there. They follow the law where they are, no promotion and no denying, just quietly supporting Constitutional rights, just as it should be.

    • May 1, 2019 at 9:55 pm

      As much as I love Chick-fil-A, my local’s coffee make me think they threw away the coffee and brewed the bag. Oil well, their Sicy chicken sammich is still the best thin goin’.

  • May 1, 2019 at 12:17 am

    The twins are drinking espressos. They’re going to be as animated as Chuck and Nancy after Trump signs an executive order banning illegals from sexually assaulting American citizens. How dare they exceed their authority!

  • May 1, 2019 at 1:04 am

    Please explain: WTF is wrong with this entire thought process? Not the truth of it, the existence of it to begin with.

    • May 1, 2019 at 2:43 am
      Lucius Severus Pertinax

      You tripped up on the “Thought” part.
      There iS no Thought here; just Programmed Responses.

    • May 1, 2019 at 8:43 am
      Chris Muir

      Sam wants to fuck with the libtards as an example lesson for the girls, natch.

      • May 1, 2019 at 9:46 am

        Also gives the Girls lessons on how to recognize scoundrels, thieves and liars. Plus differentiating the various shades of soy-boys and castratos in disguise. Is Auntie Naomi giving the Girls self-defense lessons yet? And knife fighting…

      • May 1, 2019 at 1:46 pm
        MAJ Arkay

        The plural is castrati. But please don’t insult castrati – they were talented singers. These creatures are lesser beings.

      • May 1, 2019 at 4:33 pm

        Practical knife fighting* is rather simple. Stick the pointy part as deep as you can into the bad persons soft parts as often as you can until they stop doing what they were doing, while trying to prevent them from doing likewise unto you.

        As with in gunfighting, in knifefighting the key word isn’t “knife” it’s “fighting”.

        *As opposed to “professional knife fighters**” who try to add a lot of mystique to it.
        **Who almost to the last man have ZERO real life knife fights to their name.

      • May 1, 2019 at 9:03 pm

        Actual “knife fights”, with more than one participant using one, became very rare after the invention of the Colt revolver.

        Jim Bowie got into knife fights because in his time, most firearms were single shots. Plus he was by all accounts a belligerent SOB with a hair-trigger temper; even his few friends found it difficult to interact with him without provoking him to violence.

        In my professional life, I was involved in exactly two “knife fights”. Both ended abruptly due to my response to the display of the knife.

        One would-be Steven Seagal received a swat from my three-cell Maglite across his forearm, causing him to drop the sticker.

        The other decided to drop it voluntarily when he noticed my 1911 was pointed at his brisket.

        clear ether


  • May 1, 2019 at 2:24 am
    Punta Gorda

    Still trying to figure out why they had to drive to Austin to get a third rate over priced coffee.

  • May 1, 2019 at 2:25 am

    10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…………..

  • May 1, 2019 at 2:36 am

    It’s too bad they can’t serve a hot steaming mug of “mind your own business”

  • May 1, 2019 at 4:02 am

    Used needles, yet another good reason not to waste money on Stirf**ks. Other than the fact that their coffee is worse than what I make at home, and even EQ would find mine substandard.

    clear ether


    • May 1, 2019 at 6:55 am

      They actually make Minot Missile Site coffee look good! (And it has to be experienced to be believed!)

      Zar Belk!

      • May 1, 2019 at 11:13 am
        Old Codger

        So are you implying that Minot LCC coffee is WORSE than Titan II BMAT-made coffee? Cause back in the day the only place you could dispose of that stuff was at the bottom of the launch duct!

      • May 1, 2019 at 4:48 pm
        Christopher Cole

        Old Codger and MasterDiver, flight line coffee is probably up with missile site coffee. At least based on my career on or around the flight line although I was never in a missile site.

      • May 1, 2019 at 5:43 pm

        I was always afraid to try the coffee at the LCC. Much better to tank up at Circle K on the way to the site (plus they had chili-dogs). Coming home in the morning was not so great though.

    • May 1, 2019 at 7:44 am

      Their coffee always tasted burnt to me which is why I stopped buying coffee there years ago. However I have bought 2lb bags of their Cafe Verona at BJ’s and brewed my own. Tastes pretty good!

      They need to teach their baristas how to properly brew coffee.

  • May 1, 2019 at 5:45 am
    Bill G

    Since they broadcast the entire encounter, I’m guessing there’s a reason beyond coffee for the visit.

  • May 1, 2019 at 6:42 am

    Weird. A few nights ago I dreamed that I wore my MAGA cap to some place, just to get a kick out of watching the libturds go into full melt down. But you know, it’s actually very rewarding fun to visit the local Starsuck. Try this. Place your order and give your name as Trump. When they call it out, dont respond. Make them keeo shouting, “TRUMP”! The ensuing reactions are hilarious.

    • May 1, 2019 at 7:03 am
      Delilah T.

      Tagg, you are SO naughty!!!

      Anyone besides me notice how the pipples yelling ‘Hater!’ are frequently the most hate-filled???

      • May 1, 2019 at 10:49 am

        Yes, the same way that the ones demanding they be heard are trying to silence the voice of any who oppose them.

      • May 1, 2019 at 12:20 pm
        Delilah T.

        Don’t weep for me, Venezuela…. 🙂

    • May 1, 2019 at 11:24 am
      Old Codger

      I live in the part of San Antonio that in a less enlightened time would have been called “n****r town” and the only comments I have gotten have been positive – that and a bunch of thumbs-up. Course I’ve also seen more’n a couple of tightly torqued down jaws, too. I keep hoping somebody’ll get physical. In Texas any assault on a senior (or blind or deaf or physically handicapped or mentally handicapped person) is automatically bumped one degree of severity. Break the skin requiring stitches and you’re looking at AT LEAST a 2nd degree felony – not less than 2 and not more than 20 years in the tender, loving care of Texas Corrections. I’d consider a few stitches more than worth it to send a prog away for the rest of my life.

      • May 2, 2019 at 7:38 pm
        Punta Gorda

        How does that apply to an assailant breaking their own skin by attacking Jo?

  • May 1, 2019 at 7:08 am

    When I heard that suckbucks was going to put sharps containers in their facilities
    to supposedly make things safer for their staff I wondered who was going to be assigned the position to stand their and make “users” actually place their paraphernalia in them !

    • May 1, 2019 at 11:30 am

      The same guy wbo stands their and advises the customers to use the restroom instead of pooping in the aisles, natch!

  • May 1, 2019 at 8:19 am

    Suspect the visit was a lesson to the kids. Remember, their WiFi, like most free ones is public.

    • May 1, 2019 at 8:44 am
      Chris Muir


      • May 1, 2019 at 10:56 am

        I use hotel WiFi to read the news and such. Then, switch to my smartphone as a hotspot to read email and check bank accounts.

      • May 1, 2019 at 11:28 am
        Old Codger

        Only way to do it. I don’t know what you call your phone’s hotspot but mine identifies as “FBI Van”. I figure with that and a 24 character logon I’m reasonably safe.

      • May 1, 2019 at 11:40 am

        Old, old joke. If you want to see what the pros are calling their networks these days, check out this screenshot of the SSIDs gleaned from a scan of a router manufacturer’s user group presentation hall last month. 🙂

      • May 1, 2019 at 9:29 pm

        Other people using wifi broadcast recently on campus.

        Conservatives at campus communist hero’s shrine inspires excited response.
        The man was an ardent communist.

        Attempt at a discussion is stopped by 911 calls to campus police.
        Evidentially the shrine to a communist is technically private communist controlled private property protected by annoying shrews.

  • May 1, 2019 at 8:50 am

    The spot on irony of today’s strip is sadly… no laughing matter. It’s come down to this! Let’s just think about that for moment, shall we?

  • May 1, 2019 at 10:23 am

    Got the life-lesson aspect, but here’s a better one for them…

    Don’t go where you’re hated if you can help it, don’t give your money to them that will then use it against you, don’t encourage them by overpaying for a substandard product, and don’t stomp around where venomous snakes lie just to get a reaction that might make you have to kill it. Live-stream them babies a place and people that love and appreciate your business, your rights, and America all while serving you up a product that is good tasting, a good value, and good for capitalism.

    (Sorry, rant off…it’s a sore spot for me as I am forever telling daughter and grandbabies in the Tampa area pretty much exactly all of the above, along with ALWAYS being aware of their surroundings as they go and come in parking lots etc., and have a plan of how to react if some POS insists on f’ing with you in spite of you just going about your bidness.)

    Son in the Palm Beach area OTOH is much more apt to employ the Sam method of going about his…I don’t really approve but he like she is something of a quiet activist for his rights and is well-prepared to defend against infringement of them.

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  • May 1, 2019 at 5:31 pm
    Ed Brault
  • May 1, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    A. You can normally cut off all the useless tracking stuff and post what’s in front of the question mark.

    B. Okay, you’re back to Ed Brault, up above you’re MasterDiver. Can you please synchronize your handles?

  • May 1, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    Watched Senator Keiko Horono unloading her venom on AG Barr. Brought back scenes of the WWII movies I grew up on. Japanese female propagandist on the radio, while sailors listened to her hatred.

  • May 1, 2019 at 10:18 pm


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