Day By Day

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  • NotYetInACamp

    Trolling for haters. Literally.

    • JTC

      Ohhh….Jo on recon, the girls behind the line.

      I should knowed that. Fun!

    • JTC

      Might I add…to be so cold, that is one hot ‘bot!

  • ExNuke

    To Hell with Live Streaming, Pay Per View is the way to go.

  • kadaka

    Uh-oh, doesn’t have the coffee. Where’s the Dunkin’? (And I have been jonesing for a powdered jelly-filled for over a week…)

    • John M.

      Jo ordered it, but they haven’t finished growing the beans yet.

  • Tagg

    To qoute Gomer Pyle, “Suprise! Suprise! Suprise!

    • jdow

      You’re dating yourself.

      Oops – so am I.
      {^_-}

      • Henry

        Nah, dating yourself is saying, “I feel like Marlon Perkins here.”

        • kadaka

          Sponsored by Mutual of Omaha.

          (“What’s a mutual? Oh wait, monkeys!”)

          • Henry

            “I’ll just stand back here safely out of the way while Jim attempts to wrestle the rare Hooded Antifa…”

          • NotYetInACamp

            Not so rare anymore, buddy. Fresh imports of varied subspecies. Many now of the leisure suit subspecies. Part of our species. That fear the Saxon angered poem or sumting here.

        • Stephanie Osborn

          Jim Fowler kind of got past his whole second-banana role on that…

        • The 300

          The South American Jaguar is one of the most dangerous cats on the planet. Go get him Jim.

      • Pamela

        The five sisters are always at hand.
        Coffee. I need Coffee.

  • Ryk E Lee

    Let the pain ensue.

  • Kafiroon

    Sounds like she “caught” three small fry and one whopper using only a small red ball cap.

    • kadaka

      Then she just needs a few more nibbles from the value menu.

  • Capn Jack

    Let the games begin.

    • interventor

      Gladiator games. My aurei are on the red cap.

  • Punta Gorda

    Yeah… but but if Jo is there… somebody is F’ked and doesn’t even know it yet…

    No need to unholster. It will be over before Sam even knows it.

    • Punta Gorda

      What will be funny is if Jo adopts the likeness of the first attacker and then lays waste to the rest of the group. Lets see how that plays out in the witness statements.

      • interventor

        Are the cameras around Starbuckies.

      • DCE

        Naw, I’d rather see Jo in her present form kick the crap out of those four. The video would be awesome, seeing some curvy Asian-looking chick lay waste to those oh-so-tolerant-and-hate-filled Prog drones.

        She should definitely make sure that they make the first move(s) before she reacts, and then do so forcefully. Maybe not to the point where they would be on life support, but just far enough to make sure they won’t be assaulting anyone else for a long time.

        • NotYetInACamp

          That’s the idea. Always maintain the upper moral and legal hand. That is until they move in to kill you, then one’s God given right to self defense takes all priorities.

  • Mike-SMO

    Do Jo and the “dogs” get to votye?

    schwitzsplinters.blogspot.com/2019/04/animal-rights-for-animal-like-ais.html

    Jo is certainly more convincing.

  • Delilah T.

    Three pretenders behind Jo, one large whale in front…. hmmm… could Jo glue those boobs* to the pavement?

    *”:boobs” used to mean “idiots”. Times have changed.

      • interventor

        My solution, leave’em there. After they get hungry, thirsty have a pant load, they’ll be anxious to leave.

      • Pamela

        That’s going to hurt…a lot.

    • kadaka

      We still know what the boob tube is without it having tubes. Be pretty hard to come up with a usable phrase other than booby trap. Although saying you’re going to go look at some brown boobies can get some strange looks.

      • interventor

        TV no longer has a tube. However, the MSM is over populated with boobs.

  • Amon-Ra, the lord of lords

    Howdy howdy-

    I want all DxDers to know that I am a great fan of Chris’ work and hit mordant sense of humor; how he is able to capture the current political moment and present it in 3 or 4 panels, and do so w such wit.
    My need for this daily fix is such that, even while I am spending a few days touring Egypt, I need to check in every day.
    All the deities here r one w me in their admiration for the ferengi that creates such humor and that pleases me so.

    • eon

      “Ferengi” is Bedu for “foreigner”. Star Trek; TNG producers Rick Berman and Michael Pillar borrowed it.

      cheers

      eon

      • kadaka

        So the ruler of all gods said they and their pantheon find the outlander amusing.

  • Putting bait out on the savannah to draw in the hyenas? this works wonders in animal control.

  • JTC

    God gave his creatures survival instincts.

    The devil forgot that and gave his spawn just hatred and evil intent.

    He and they are about to regret that methinks…

  • kadaka

    They’re getting so rage-filled they’re not even bothering to put on the mask.

    Dem state rep on abortion: Let’s kill ’em now rather than later

    “Some kids are unwanted, so you kill them now or you kill them later. You bring them in the world unwanted, unloved, you send them to the electric chair. So, you kill them now or you kill them later.”

  • Ron

    Sam meant to say David Attenborough

    • kadaka

      Richard Attenborough was the rich bearded guy who founded Jurassic Park. And I can imagine PETA gourds exploding nowadays if when hosting a tour he brought out a tethered goat to entice carnivores.

    • Indeed.

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