June 2, 2020 Black Russians. by Chris Muir Share this Share: Tag:2020 Campaign, Culture Wars, Progressives
Has to be Russians.
MaligNancy said so.
Best name for “her” I’ve heard yet.
I’m gonna steal that one!
Excellent. Because if she’s not a disease, she’s at least the symptom of the disease this Nation has.
Well there’s the KoolAid. Then there’s the MaryJane. Then the Party Favors.
Lord knows what else they are downing, snorting or injecting to keep the narrative going with the blood and gore contingent working overtime.
These rioters and looters should drink the Jim Jones cyanide-and-valium Flavor Aid recipe. One Hundred Percent guaranteed to knock you senseless and take your breath away.
I wouldn’t mind a white Russian about now.
I think we have to ban skateboards after hearing some of the stories coming out of the insurrection. Those things are dangerous weapons. Skateboards kill people, people don’t kill people. No one needs a skateboard.
On a more serious note; massed musket fire on the rioters. Doesn’t run afoul of the liberal narrative about “assault” weapons. Could be instructive and fun to get with about a hundred of your friends with black powder weapons.
On a similar note, there are a huge number of bowhunters in this country. And unlike the French at Agincourt, this rabble isn’t on horseback or wearing plate mail.
One man was nearly killed trying to defend his business with a crossbow. His mistake was (1) being alone and (2) doing it in daylight.
In daytime, follow the SOP of Welsh longbowmen. Massed fire.
At night, follow the SOP of…Robin Hood. The original, not the Hollywood version.
Note that even compared to a suppressed firearm, an arrow or quarrel release is nearly silent.
Yeah. 120 .69 calibre lead Mine`-balls fired in shoulder-to-shoulder volley would definitely clear the streets.
What about those 21st Century “pulse weapons” we heard so much about? [To say nothing of the obscene amount of tax dollars we spent on them]
Why aren’t they being deployed?
Up there — on orbit! =)
Look! Up in the sky! It’s the vast right-wing conspiracy! No, it’s the deplorables! No, it’s russian bots! No, it’s … are we the unpopular guys? No, that’s inconceivable!
Inigo Montoya: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Highly educated rocket scientists just released from prison on their way to church… it’s all WTY fault.
White Russians? Some of the professional thugs certainly are white, and I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a smattering of Russkies, but what they certainly all are, are full-blown commies, and all of those peaceful protestors are commies in waiting, already well into one of the three stages of it.
With the Dims/MSM now openly defending looting, arson, destruction of private property and even murder (if committed by a rioting Dim), I think we can finally say they are fully exposed as the crime syndicate we’ve always known they were.
And when ObamaGate really kicks in, we’ll soon have them on record defending a treasonous, criminal coup attempt by their Unamerican Idols BarackHussein & Co.
Checkmate. Nice work, Mr. President.
“The Active Denial System (ADS) is a less than lethal weapon, directed-energy weapon developed by the U.S. military, designed for area denial, perimeter security and crowd control.” This is a microwave generator/projector that heats the top layer of skin and makes it feel like you are damn near on fire. You will NOT stand there and “take it”.
Then we have the LRAD, (Long Range Acoustic Device) a focused sound transmitter that can make very painful noises at (classified) range. It was used to great effect in in the Sandbox to clear streets before our units moved through. Stand beside it and hear a buzzing noise. In front and you’ll be holding your hands over you ears, begging to turn it off.
I have read a lot about these systems. Where the hell are they and why are they not being deployed while thugs are burning down our cities?
Federal military not deployed. Yet. If called upon to quell riots, or ordered to put down an insurrection, I’ve no doubt we’d see these live tested. Data, you know….
Peace pipes? Breaking — Two crates of pipe bombs discovered near DC Memorial – Federal Assets In Pursuit…
Just like the cached piles and pallets of bricks and rocks—–where there’s no construction (but planned destruction).
I saw several mentions about that. It seems to me that it would be fairly fast/easy for city workers to do a quick “sweep” daily to ensure no such unexplained “piles” are left in place.
Over the years, I’ve worked at major events a number of times and that was standard procedure. City works will know where all work permits are… and they usually know their city well…
At really big events, we used to have the City Works guys tack-weld the sewer grates in place… a great short-term solution…
For this comic strip the only thing pertaining to Russians is Russian Dressing, or rather the lack of thereof dressing …
Don’t forget ‘Toly