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  • February 5, 2020 at 12:07 am
    Kafiroon

    I believe Sam.

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  • February 5, 2020 at 12:11 am
    JTC

    Sit on their hands and ceremoniously rip up papers as the most rousing and hopeful and uplifting speech on the status and future of America in my memory of SOTU’s was delivered right in their faces.

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  • February 5, 2020 at 12:14 am
    Too Tall

    Progtard DildoCrats: The largest, most spectacular dumpster fire in history.

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  • February 5, 2020 at 12:34 am
    Don D.

    Thank you, Chris. This about sums it up. I participated in the Iowa Democratic Caucus and it was a spectacular shit show.

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  • February 5, 2020 at 12:40 am
    Drew458

    I laughed all day long at Iowa. Maybe those Dems should learn to code?

    And President Trumps SOTU tonight was the greatest thing I’ve ever witnessed. Reduced me to tears of pride several times. A++ on every single issue except for the family leave thing for federal workers. Don’t they have enough bennies already??

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    • February 5, 2020 at 1:02 am
      Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

      When President Trump awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Rush Limbaugh, I was fist pumping, doing a Happy Dance, and almost in tears.

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      • February 5, 2020 at 5:10 pm
        Saaruuk

        I loved the absolutely STUNNED look on Rush’s face when it was announced. TOTALLY unexpected. And I WAS teary-eyed as I watched it.

        And of course there were all those asshole dildocrats seen sitting on their asses/hands while the rest of the chamber was giving Rush a standing O.

        And these bastards have the unmitigated temerity to call US “deplorables”!!!

        Project much??

    • February 5, 2020 at 4:41 pm
      Henry

      They learned too late that one of their analysts produced an incomplete ordered intersectional grievance graph, making them unable to evaluate whether the vote of a transsexual illegal immigrant was worth more or less than the vote of a female labor union official or a dead person of color,

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  • February 5, 2020 at 1:21 am
    Too Tall

    Rumor Control holds that the cure for Coronavirus is Shiner Bock and lots of, um, “friction” (that’s what Pamela called it).

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    • February 5, 2020 at 7:26 am
      GWB

      According to some English expat in Wuhan, the cure is hot toddys.

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      • February 5, 2020 at 7:50 am
        MasterDiver

        No, Guinness!

        Zar Belk!

      • February 5, 2020 at 8:16 am
        GWB

        I report, you decide! 😉

  • February 5, 2020 at 1:37 am
    Hotrod Lincoln

    San Fran Nan is staring down into that gaping hole where her political career is going to be buried, and the best she can do is tear up paper like a petulant child. She might hang on a bit longer by pandering to the welfares parasites who keep reelecting her, but she’s as irrelevant now as the diva who keeps on trying to sing after her voice has cracked. If her flameout wasn’t so well-deserved, it would be almost possible to feel sorry for her!

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    • February 5, 2020 at 2:57 am
      Punta Gorda

      No, not at all. No sympathy for that worthless sack of shiite.

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  • February 5, 2020 at 1:50 am
    WayneM

    No doubt about it… Trump knows how to put on a really big show. So much awesome!

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  • February 5, 2020 at 1:56 am
    Hotrod Lincoln

    “Really Big Show” (Shoe?) So did Ed Sullivan, but Trump takes the coat hanger out of his jacket before he puts it on!
    LOL!

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    • February 5, 2020 at 10:33 am
      John D. Egbert

      Also the coat rack. Has anyone since been as stiff on stage as he was? Put on a great live show, though . . .

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      • February 5, 2020 at 1:07 pm
        Saaruuk

        John….his show launched many, many a career. However, he will forever be remember as the man who introduced the world to The Beatles on 9 Feb 64…..THE single most influential rock band in history. And you could barely hear them playing because the girls in the audience were screaming so loud.

      • February 5, 2020 at 4:43 pm
        Henry

        That, and the man who ordered his camera crew to film young Elvis only north of the hips.

    • February 5, 2020 at 1:01 pm
      Saaruuk

      Ha HAAAA…..someone else who remembers Ed Sullivan and his “Really big shew”. And you’re absolutely right……he really DID sometimes look like the coat hanger was still in his jacket. You just put a big grin on my face. 😀

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      • February 5, 2020 at 5:01 pm
        Henry

        Often I muse that I can predict the quality of a new TV series by how much thought and effort was apparently spent on its theme song. In the ‘50s and ’60s, themes were custom pieces, elegantly and painstakingly composed. Who can forget Peter Gunn, Route 66, or Mission Impossible? Even the theme(s) for Lost in Space were some of the earliest words of young John Williams.

        The closing theme for Ed Sullivan was a golden example — a melded collage/medley of iconic tunes representing every type of act you would expect to see in a variety show like his. Opera, tap, circus, musical theatre, dance, choral, acrobatic, torch, ballad…

        It was a high point of golden age TV, and I, for one will never forget it.

  • February 5, 2020 at 2:09 am
    T Paul

    I’m switching to Dos Equis. Hey, better safe than sorry.

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    • February 5, 2020 at 7:17 am
      Paladin

      That is why you put the lime in the Corona. Stops the virus cold.

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      • February 5, 2020 at 7:27 am
        GWB

        Lime Disease stops Corona Virus.

      • February 6, 2020 at 12:10 am
        John M.

        Doesn’t that compound the problem? Coronavirus and Lyme Disease?

  • February 5, 2020 at 6:15 am
    OldGoat36

    The whole app crashing mess that was the Democratic National Socialist Party in Iowa was a feature, not an error. Points in that direction are: It was an app made by people in the Hillary Campaign and the main person who wrote the code is a Buttigieg gushing fan. Not one poll, not one had Mayor Pete, the gay pride and joy, in anything over single digits. Yet he gives a speech saying he won despite the enthusiastic turn out of the Heart Bernie Bros, as if he knows the specially designed app gave him the outcome well before anyone else.
    Biden’s usefulness is over as the effort to impeach President Trump over the Ukraine call and having Biden as a political opponent has collapsed.
    The DNC doesn’t want Heart Bernie to win, so they are doing it again, cheating Heart Bernie out of the nomination win. This time it was through the “app”. Token support for Klobushar to keep her and Biden alive – barely – to keep any nominee from getting the numbers needed. They want a brokered convention to bring in the “savior” of the party.
    The DNC voting block is well versed in how to cheat the votes to get their way. It’s what they do.

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    • February 5, 2020 at 8:08 am
      gafling

      The voting app crap was a dry run. The success or lack of, was a calculated outcome. This ‘app’ will become just another tool for the Ds to ‘acquire’ votes like vote harvesting, motor-voter, vote by mail, etc.

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    • February 5, 2020 at 8:48 am
      Pamela

      Not sure why, I flashed on Rocky Horror doing I can make you a Man

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  • February 5, 2020 at 7:26 am
    Bill G

    Such a law would be at the exact level of idiocy occupied by the left. As attested to by their desire to disarm the populace by claiming they intend to disarm criminals.
    Meanwhile, it’s becoming a really bad week for them. Their Highspeed Impeachment Railroad didn’t arrive at their Fantasy Island, it crashed on another Bridge to Nowhere. They loved the news of Rush having advanced lung cancer, only to have Bad Orange Man spoil it by awarding the Sultan of Smart the Medal of Freedom. And today the Upper House of Congress is nearly sure to completely derail their insane impeachment.
    That particular bit of idiocy may just turn out to deserve the phrase SAPFU, rather than SNAFU.

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  • February 5, 2020 at 8:49 am
    Pamela

    Tequila or Everclear to kill the virus. Plus a whole lotta of luck.

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    • February 5, 2020 at 9:18 am
      Kafiroon

      1. Wash your hands!
      2. Wash Your Hands!
      3. Wash Your HANDS!

      Quit touch your Face!
      (Then fallow Pamela’s advice.)

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  • February 5, 2020 at 12:01 pm
    DogByte6RER

    Nancy Pelosi has just demonstrated to all that she is the Veruca Salt of House speakers …

    https://youtu.be/2zcVnNwAHys

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    • February 5, 2020 at 12:14 pm
      Halley

      She tore up any last pretence the Dims had of not being braindead worms. Those who lack the backbone to leave the party after this shameless display cannot, as someone has said, even aspire to be pond scum. Well played, PDT.

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  • February 5, 2020 at 12:07 pm
    PCChaos

    Veruca Salt…”I want it now!” Pretty much sums up all the kids in the Democrat Party. Where do we go from here with a bunch of participation trophy brats?

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    • February 5, 2020 at 12:30 pm

      “Where do we go from here …?”

      Down the chute of course.

      All the way down to the furnace…the Real Furnace.

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  • February 5, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    He started with this: “Jobs are booming, incomes are soaring, poverty is plummeting, crime is falling, confidence is surging, and our country is thriving and highly respected again! America’s enemies are on the run, America’s fortunes are on the rise, and America’s future is blazing bright.”

    He ended with this: “This Nation is our canvas, and this country is our masterpiece. We look at tomorrow and see unlimited frontiers just waiting to be explored. Our brightest discoveries are not yet known. Our most thrilling stories are not yet told. Our grandest journeys are not yet made. The American Age, the American Epic, the American Adventure, has only just begun! Our spirit is still young; the sun is still rising; God’s grace is still shining; and my fellow Americans, the best is yet to come!”

    Damn. I have come to believe that DJT believes every word of that with all his heart and soul. But somebody (word is two former employees of Gingrich) wrote it…give those boys a raise and a promotion!

    But more importantly, Trump also believes that he is the Chosen One…chosen and supported by us…to engineer those words into action and reality.

    I agree…and that is all him, no writers required except maybe God writing on his heart.

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  • February 5, 2020 at 1:55 pm
    epilitimus

    It would have been hilarious if Trump had had the speech printed on paper from from that non-rip plastic used for shipping bags. Then we could have watched Nancy huff and puff trying to tear it up 😀

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    • February 5, 2020 at 2:05 pm

      Do senators have a copy of the impeachment articles at their desks today?

      How poetic would it be if they stood at the end of this charade today as the President is both Acquitted and Exonerated with a coordinated and choreographed ripping up of it and tossing it in the air!

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    • February 5, 2020 at 4:38 pm
      interventor

      I’d have made it out of magician’s flash paper that burns when torn — burn, witch, burn!

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  • February 5, 2020 at 3:50 pm
    Hotrod Lincoln

    Well, it looks like Romney just tried skydiving with a backpack full of bowling balls! Committing political suicide couldn’t happen to a more fitting RINO!

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    • February 5, 2020 at 4:32 pm
      interventor

      There is a bill in the Utah state assembly to allow recall of senators.

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  • February 5, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    On this his birthday, liberals are mourning Trayvon Martin, who today would be 25 to life.

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  • February 5, 2020 at 6:17 pm
    Hotrod Lincoln

    Well, the deed is done- – – -acquitted on both counts. Now there will be at least a 15 minute break before the next “investigation” starts!

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