Day By Day


  • Too Tall

    How about “Today I am announcing a $2 Trillion plan to fund Day by Day in perpetuity.”

    Until that happens, we have to do the heavy lifting to get that red bar far, far, to the right.

  • John M.

    You know, forget any other assets, a person could get lost for eternity in those blue eyes… and I’d bet Mari has the intellectual strength between the twins also. Kinda feel sorry for that kid from Triple R.

  • Kafiroon

    Wonder what he said/did to have The French Macaroon waving his finger in Zao Bai-Den’s face?

    • eon

      Not needed. It’s election time over there, and a French leftist can put on an act to get re-elected almost as well as a Democratic one can.

      I’m sure that off-camera he reassured Zao that he could be more “flexible” once the election is over with. As usual.

      clear ether


    • chicken of depression

      Probably got caught sniffing Macaroon’s daughter’s hair.

  • Halley

    How ’bout “The Democrat party is a crime syndicate”.. edgy enough?

  • James/G

    Need the ‘where we were’ bar as well… 😉

  • d

    “Kamala is a whore, Jill is controlling me, the election was rigged, and yes, Hillary had all those people killed.”

  • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    How about, “I am de-funding 3/4 of the Federal Government agencies and bureaucracies as of today, and putting us on track for a balanced budget and paying off the national debt within 10 years”.

    A guy can dream, can’t he?

    • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      Oops….forgot to add, “…..the UnConstitutuinal Federal Government agencies….”

  • My Way Or -->

    Cue cards? If only someone had switched them without sayin’ nothin’ and bite-me read whatever was there….

  • AngryWhiteMaleChauvanistNeanderthalRightwingExtremist PaulS

    Uncle Joe Xi Den does do a remarkable job of acting as if the lights in the bell tower have gone completely out. Must be getting some coaching from his Hollywood pals.

  • DogByte6RER

    Stealth cue card for Dementia Joe … “It’s not boxers; it’s not briefs. It just Depends.”

  • Pamela

    How about “I’m going to visit every school,get close and play with your Kids” on the cards. No, that would have him Sectioned Eight, and I don’t mean Housing, and we’d get the other one instead.

  • JTC

    So, in a blurb about some supposedly “faith-based” dude named Kris Humphries, second husband of, his days-long marriage to and years-long divorce from Kim Kardashian there was this…

    “Kim is currently divorcing her third husband, Kanye West. Her first marriage was to Damon Thomas.“

    I did not know that.

    • Neither did I.


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