Illegal Invaders ← Previous post Next post → Comments Delilah T. Mar 09 2019 at 12:04 am What’s Burt Reynolds doing in a sheriff’s uniform? WayneM Mar 09 2019 at 3:29 pm I don’t know whether to be glad or sad that Tucker opted out on Skye. He’s a good man and if Skye is ever going to get her head together, she needs that kind of influence. Merle Mar 09 2019 at 12:07 am I’ll bet a LOT of border sheriffs feel like that! 🙂 JTC Mar 09 2019 at 12:25 am Remember the loser beta boy from El Paso rallying anti-wall protestors there? With Juarez/EP now a caravan target due to the fence there being on the US side making it prime “asylum” territory I imagine quite a few of those folks quiero a proper wall now too. Thanks to all who made suggestions on my ‘puter problem, i’ll be using them. Man, pecking on this iPhone is terrible, but limiting my blather will save Chris a bunch of bandwidth though I guess. WayneM Mar 09 2019 at 5:00 pm Styxhexenhammer said today that Pelosi et al were planning to flip Texas from red to blue… but he felt their efforts would fail. From what I’ve seen, the urban areas are being flooded with leftists fleeing from Calipornia. Not sure if enough have invaded to swing the vote or not. Pamela Mar 09 2019 at 12:35 am Tucker that’s not nice. You need to introduce the Pajama boys to their dates first. Maybe find out if they want to practice safe sex or go bareback Too Tall Mar 09 2019 at 12:59 am By sunrise, the Panty-fa boys are going to think that the illegals prefer to use cheese graters for protection. NotYetInACamp Mar 09 2019 at 2:44 am They might like that brokeback bareback stuff. We have no idea what gender they are hallucinating at the moment, and would not insult them by asking. Bill Mar 09 2019 at 8:52 am Don’t forget the complementary personal lubricant. John M. Mar 09 2019 at 12:58 am Is that the PantyFags complaining, or the illegals? I wouldn’t want to have an AntiFa in a cell with me, it probably wouldn’t survive the night… Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Mar 09 2019 at 2:58 am I’ll bet by the next morning, the illegals are complaining about the PantyFags. cmblake6 Mar 09 2019 at 1:17 am Got that on the spot! NotYetInACamp Mar 09 2019 at 2:22 am Yo quiero, tambien. NotYetInACamp Mar 09 2019 at 2:41 am Yo también quiero una gran pared hermosa. La ley debe aplicarse también. Aplicar la ley es más importante que el muro. La nueva ley lo haría más fácil. Puede ser necesario arrestar a los líderes enemigos mientras el enemigo se organiza y envía ejércitos asimétricos a través de la frontera en muchos lugares a lo largo de la frontera. Esto es una guerra. kadaka Mar 09 2019 at 11:21 am Quisiera hablar español muy bien. Yo también quiero una gran muralla bonita. Note: “…hermosa in particular can carry a note of seduction or sexuality…” Also them intrawebs are saying “pared” is an interior wall. How should it be said? NotYetInACamp Mar 10 2019 at 2:20 am Mi pensados esta en ingles. No conoco. Toxic Deplorable B Woodman Mar 09 2019 at 2:56 am And you notice that Sheriff Tucker has NO problem with Zed’s open carry hog leg. Delilah T. Mar 09 2019 at 8:17 am I’m tellin’ you, Big Bend Park has places that are so bad to go to, if you don’t know your way around, well…. Those trashy pantifa(g)s need a harsh dose of reality. Scorpions, tarantulas, rattlesnakes, abandoned mercury mines…. Pamela Mar 09 2019 at 11:06 pm Delilah… you forgot the Spirits of the area Lee Caffey Mar 09 2019 at 10:36 am Thank you for Troy’s name on the Sheriff’s Office, Chris, he is smiling from above 😉 as am I here in Texas. Viva la Pared!!!! Chris Muir Mar 09 2019 at 1:41 pm 😉 kadaka Mar 09 2019 at 10:38 am GWB assured me Monday that it’d be unconstitutional to make DC a state and have the federal government remain there. They forget the Constitution has been transformed into a living document subject to reinterpretation by whoever thinks they know what it really means. House Endorses DC Statehood Bill With Passage Of Anti-Corruption And Voting Rights Bill kadaka Mar 09 2019 at 11:51 am Welp, now they’re blatantly letting us know how they really feel about us. Time to lose a few more cases in the lake. House Encourages Illegals To Vote Where They Can Democrats voted overwhelmingly Friday to approve voting rights for illegal immigrants in local elections, the Washington Times reports. … Republicans were aghast. Texas Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw wondered, “What kind of government would cancel the vote of its own citizens, and replace it with non-citizens?” Punta Gorda Mar 09 2019 at 8:06 pm The socialist dream… http://news.trust.org/item/20190309205620-dfuso kadaka Mar 09 2019 at 9:08 pm But first they must destroy the prime examples of successful efficient capitalism to cripple us, including crushing them into easily-controlled barely-functioning pieces. Elizabeth Warren Announces Plans To Break Up Facebook And Other Big Tech Firms “That’s why my Administration will make big, structural changes to the tech sector to promote more competition—including breaking up Amazon, Facebook, and Google.” Amazon works because they deliver what the customer wants as cheaply as possible and from a central purchase point with good service. Breaking them up will cost consumers dearly. So who would really benefit, besides Alibaba (i.e. the Chinese)? cmblake6 Mar 09 2019 at 11:29 pm As I go through everyone’s comments, I feel that a proper Civil War may be inevitable. As I’ve said in the past, my OATH had no expiration date. I don’t mind doing what I may have to, but I’d rather not if possible. If we can do it at the ballot box, so much the better. If not, oh well. I’ve got a number of tools I’d trust to half a mile, haven’t tried a full mile yet. Please don’t make me, I’m sure I could. Punta Gorda Mar 11 2019 at 3:36 pm Arresting and PROSECUTING the instigators would be a good start. http://mynorthwest.com/1300919/seattle-university-professor-violent-resistance/ Failing that, SHUTTING down any and all funding to the institution he is HIDING behind may get their attention. Punta Gorda Mar 14 2019 at 1:06 am Karma, karma, karma get your payback here… Shut bag university’s getting busted for admissions fraud. Holy weird bribers getting nailed all over the place. SNICKER. Some were even claiming the bribes as Tax Deductions. …can’t make thus up… …nearly can’t breath from laughing so hard. Doggo Mar 11 2019 at 10:56 am Zed, make sure you hose out the back of your truck. No telling what kind of toxic/corrosive substances those pantiefas have left behind. Bodywork on a classic like that is a pain. Punta Gorda Mar 14 2019 at 1:10 am Don’t use pure bleach… might mess up the paint. David Grimes Mar 12 2019 at 11:13 am This SHOULD be the national policy for antifidiots. Reply Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Click here to have toons delivered to email This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.