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  • March 9, 2019 at 12:04 am
    Delilah T.

    What’s Burt Reynolds doing in a sheriff’s uniform?

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    • March 9, 2019 at 3:29 pm
      WayneM

      I don’t know whether to be glad or sad that Tucker opted out on Skye. He’s a good man and if Skye is ever going to get her head together, she needs that kind of influence.

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  • March 9, 2019 at 12:07 am
    Merle

    I’ll bet a LOT of border sheriffs feel like that! 🙂

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  • March 9, 2019 at 12:25 am

    Remember the loser beta boy from El Paso rallying anti-wall protestors there? With Juarez/EP now a caravan target due to the fence there being on the US side making it prime “asylum” territory I imagine quite a few of those folks quiero a proper wall now too.

    Thanks to all who made suggestions on my ‘puter problem, i’ll be using them. Man, pecking on this iPhone is terrible, but limiting my blather will save Chris a bunch of bandwidth though I guess.

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    • March 9, 2019 at 5:00 pm
      WayneM

      Styxhexenhammer said today that Pelosi et al were planning to flip Texas from red to blue… but he felt their efforts would fail.

      From what I’ve seen, the urban areas are being flooded with leftists fleeing from Calipornia. Not sure if enough have invaded to swing the vote or not.

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  • March 9, 2019 at 12:35 am
    Pamela

    Tucker that’s not nice. You need to introduce the Pajama boys to their dates first.
    Maybe find out if they want to practice safe sex or go bareback

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    • March 9, 2019 at 12:59 am
      Too Tall

      By sunrise, the Panty-fa boys are going to think that the illegals prefer to use cheese graters for protection.

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    • March 9, 2019 at 2:44 am
      NotYetInACamp

      They might like that brokeback bareback stuff. We have no idea what gender they are hallucinating at the moment, and would not insult them by asking.

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    • March 9, 2019 at 8:52 am
      Bill

      Don’t forget the complementary personal lubricant.

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  • March 9, 2019 at 12:58 am
    John M.

    Is that the PantyFags complaining, or the illegals? I wouldn’t want to have an AntiFa in a cell with me, it probably wouldn’t survive the night…

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    • March 9, 2019 at 2:58 am
      Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      I’ll bet by the next morning, the illegals are complaining about the PantyFags.

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  • March 9, 2019 at 1:17 am

    Got that on the spot!

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  • March 9, 2019 at 2:22 am
    NotYetInACamp

    Yo quiero, tambien.

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    • March 9, 2019 at 2:41 am
      NotYetInACamp

      Yo tambiĂŠn quiero una gran pared hermosa.

      La ley debe aplicarse tambiĂŠn.

      Aplicar la ley es mĂĄs importante que el muro.
      La nueva ley lo harĂ­a mĂĄs fĂĄcil.
      Puede ser necesario arrestar a los lĂ­deres enemigos mientras el enemigo se organiza y envĂ­a ejĂŠrcitos asimĂŠtricos a travĂŠs de la frontera en muchos lugares a lo largo de la frontera. Esto es una guerra.

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      • March 9, 2019 at 11:21 am
        kadaka

        Quisiera hablar espaĂąol muy bien. Yo tambiĂŠn quiero una gran muralla bonita.

        Note: “…hermosa in particular can carry a note of seduction or sexuality…”

        Also them intrawebs are saying “pared” is an interior wall.

        How should it be said?

      • March 10, 2019 at 2:20 am
        NotYetInACamp

        Mi pensados esta en ingles. No conoco.

  • March 9, 2019 at 2:56 am
    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    And you notice that Sheriff Tucker has NO problem with Zed’s open carry hog leg.

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  • March 9, 2019 at 8:17 am
    Delilah T.

    I’m tellin’ you, Big Bend Park has places that are so bad to go to, if you don’t know your way around, well…. Those trashy pantifa(g)s need a harsh dose of reality. Scorpions, tarantulas, rattlesnakes, abandoned mercury mines….

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    • March 9, 2019 at 11:06 pm
      Pamela

      Delilah… you forgot the Spirits of the area

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  • March 9, 2019 at 10:36 am
    Lee Caffey

    Thank you for Troy’s name on the Sheriff’s Office, Chris, he is smiling from above 😉 as am I here in Texas. Viva la Pared!!!!

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    • March 9, 2019 at 1:41 pm
      Chris Muir

      😉

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  • March 9, 2019 at 10:38 am
    kadaka

    GWB assured me Monday that it’d be unconstitutional to make DC a state and have the federal government remain there. They forget the Constitution has been transformed into a living document subject to reinterpretation by whoever thinks they know what it really means.

    House Endorses DC Statehood Bill With Passage Of Anti-Corruption And Voting Rights Bill

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  • March 9, 2019 at 11:51 am
    kadaka

    Welp, now they’re blatantly letting us know how they really feel about us. Time to lose a few more cases in the lake.

    House Encourages Illegals To Vote Where They Can

    Democrats voted overwhelmingly Friday to approve voting rights for illegal immigrants in local elections, the Washington Times reports.

    Republicans were aghast. Texas Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw wondered, “What kind of government would cancel the vote of its own citizens, and replace it with non-citizens?”

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  • March 9, 2019 at 8:06 pm
    Punta Gorda
    • March 9, 2019 at 9:08 pm
      kadaka

      But first they must destroy the prime examples of successful efficient capitalism to cripple us, including crushing them into easily-controlled barely-functioning pieces.

      Elizabeth Warren Announces Plans To Break Up Facebook And Other Big Tech Firms
      “That’s why my Administration will make big, structural changes to the tech sector to promote more competition—including breaking up Amazon, Facebook, and Google.”

      Amazon works because they deliver what the customer wants as cheaply as possible and from a central purchase point with good service. Breaking them up will cost consumers dearly. So who would really benefit, besides Alibaba (i.e. the Chinese)?

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  • March 9, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    As I go through everyone’s comments, I feel that a proper Civil War may be inevitable. As I’ve said in the past, my OATH had no expiration date. I don’t mind doing what I may have to, but I’d rather not if possible. If we can do it at the ballot box, so much the better. If not, oh well. I’ve got a number of tools I’d trust to half a mile, haven’t tried a full mile yet. Please don’t make me, I’m sure I could.

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    • March 11, 2019 at 3:36 pm
      Punta Gorda

      Arresting and PROSECUTING the instigators would be a good start.

      http://mynorthwest.com/1300919/seattle-university-professor-violent-resistance/

      Failing that, SHUTTING down any and all funding to the institution he is HIDING behind may get their attention.

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    • March 14, 2019 at 1:06 am
      Punta Gorda

      Karma, karma, karma get your payback here…

      Shut bag university’s getting busted for admissions fraud. Holy weird bribers getting nailed all over the place.

      SNICKER.

      Some were even claiming the bribes as Tax Deductions.

      …can’t make thus up…

      …nearly can’t breath from laughing so hard.

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  • March 11, 2019 at 10:56 am
    Doggo

    Zed, make sure you hose out the back of your truck. No telling what kind of toxic/corrosive substances those pantiefas have left behind. Bodywork on a classic like that is a pain.

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    • March 14, 2019 at 1:10 am
      Punta Gorda

      Don’t use pure bleach… might mess up the paint.

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  • March 12, 2019 at 11:13 am
    David Grimes

    This SHOULD be the national policy for antifidiots.

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