“Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, but everybody knows they owe him a beer.”
Mankind never changes.
Note that every attempt by Man to create a dominant religion has been the priesthood and government in collusion to convince the people to behave themselves by claiming their god was ALWAYS watching and would know when they sinned.
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“Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, but everybody knows they owe him a beer.”
Mankind never changes.
Note that every attempt by Man to create a dominant religion has been the priesthood and government in collusion to convince the people to behave themselves by claiming their god was ALWAYS watching and would know when they sinned.
Does that make Flock Cameras our new deity?
Flock cameras only record license plates and model/color of car. Sez so onna label.
Flock- – – – -“Target-rich environment!”