Day By Day


  • Kafiroon

    EEEwww! Hit on that?

    • interventor

      Crazy Eyes Cortez hit on him.

    • GWB

      I’d hit that.

      With an aluminum bat. Again and again and again.

      • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

        Dunno. Do you prefer the “crack” of wood? Or the “ping” of aluminum? Something very satisfying about the time honored sound of wood. Yet, at times, under certain conditions, metal can also satisfy. Decisions, decisions. But I do agree with the “repeatedly” part.

      • Steve Peterson

        GWB, You can hit her till I get tired lol

    • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      Yep. I’d hit on that……..with a 2×4. Or a 4×4. Either one.

      • interventor

        With a 2 x 4 soaked in motor oil for years — Red Foxx.

        • kadaka

          So you’re gonna hit her with an ugly stick?

          • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

            Which one is uglier? AOC, or the stick. I’d rather keep the stick, it can serve a useful purpose, a cane, building material, or firewood.
            AOC serves as only one function, a bad example. And she refuses to acknowledge her one function, STFU, STFD, and go away.
            “You don’t have to go back where you came from, but you can’t stay here.”

      • Steve Peterson

        That would be cruel, to the bat

  • And has VERY long sleeves…

    • Epador

      Lotsa cool buckles & straps too!

      • Too Tall

        Careful, Occasional – Cortex is probably heavily into those kinds of things.

        • You’re probably right…

    • GWB

      The better for hugging yourself!

  • JTC

    Last line in her streamofunconsciousness…”I am on the right side of history”.

    Not yet, but she will be. Hey, when she’s right she’s right.

    • eon

      Next to last was “do as I say or die”. Which is the true mantra of progressivism.

      clear ether


      • JTC

        well then she has them in the right order at least, as it is the former more than anything that will result in the latter.

  • kadaka

    “Dang, I’m going need some white noise to get to sleep tonight. Alexa, play Alexandria!”

  • Pamela

    Er, sweetums. He has better taste in Women and you don’t count.

    • WayneM

      Yes and no… Crazy Eyes doesn’t count but Trump schtupped Stormy Daniels so his taste is questionable at times…

  • kadaka

    It’s official, Hillary is out of 2020. Now candidates will start lining up to get AOC’s and her endorsements.

    And woke progressive feminists have another example of patriarchy and misogyny in the workplace: Only a Secretary, never the President!

    • WayneM

      The biggest question? Not hardly!!

    • NotYetInACamp

      Can we finally giver Hillary that SuperMax cozy room that we have been promising her. 3 squares and a cot & a …. . She will never be poor again.
      That second to last comment may have earned the wide open eyed one an adjoining accommodations for a spell. they can cast them together.

    • MasterDiver

      Don’t be too sure. She’s got plenty of time to renege “for the good of the Party”.

      Zar Belk!

      • Doggo

        That will get her through the Dem primaries without putting forth any effort. Once the primary-winner’s (probably Crazy Uncle Joe) behavior somehow mysteriously becomes an issue, she will be rested and ready to “reluctantly” throw her hat into the ring “for the good of the country”.

    • Old Codger

      Something ain’t right about that interviewer – and Hildamort looks off, too. I never saw an interviewer smile like that in an interview. The woman was positively giddy. Hildabeast looked like she was on something, too. I cannot believe she has finally given up on the presidency.

  • Halley

    Some of us have waited decades for the Democrats to admit they are Socialists. Now if only Occasional Cortex would pull Mao’s Little Red Book and her personal copy of The Communist Manifesto out of her designer coat pocket and flash them proudly for the cameras…

  • Pete231

    Hey, AOC, two things : 1) Lay off the Café Bustelo espresso. 2) Get rid of the tank of helium………

    • Lucius Severus Pertinax

      I LOVE Cafe Bustelo!!! With Chocolate and a shot of Dark Rum ;-))

  • kadaka

    And people think socialists don’t know how to handle Other Peoples’ Money.

    AOC’s chief of staff ran $1M slush fund by diverting campaign cash to his own companies

    Two political action committees founded by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s top aide funneled over $1 million in political donations into two of his own private companies, according to a complaint filed with the Federal Election Commission on Monday.

    Chakrabarti’s companies appear to have been set up for the sole purpose of obscuring how the political donations were used.

    Time to wait for the House to demand Charky’s financial records. Did he ever do any business on the premises of a Trump property?

    • Old Codger

      Everyone who honestly believes that Occasional Cortex and/or this Chakrabarti moke will do an hour in jail is urged to send their contribution to the “Old Codger’s Cushy Retirement Fund” at GoFundMe.

    • Punta Gorda

      Just a tool so the senior demons can reel her yapping ass back in and keep her on message.

  • PaulS

    Ya know, like, ya know, right!

    • GWB

      Chris elided all those out of the text.

  • Wood

    Gun ‘n Roses already wrote her theme song back in ‘87.

  • Bill G

    Occasional-Cortex is evidence that ignorance can be bliss.

  • Fronk!

    What sad, unbelievably absurd times we live in…

    • WayneM

      Agreed… and how!!

  • Delilah T.

    Better to have it out in the open, where you can see it, than to have it sneak up on you from behind.

  • Mike S

    And people ask me why I still see a psychiatrist at the VA…

    • Mike S

      About My anger issues

  • Brad


  • Alan

    Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach; and those who can’t teach, apparently run for Congress from NYC (sorry Gotham, but that’s how she makes you look!)

  • Grunt GI

    Here’s my favorite scenario.
    I think the Politburo of the Democratic Party is gonna kneecap her.

    Watching the Red-on-Red fratricidal circle jerk is gonna be awesome.

    If they try and take her out I wonder what all the little Red Guards will do?

    I personally await the Democratic Great Leap Forward.

    Dang, though, where did our DBD women go? Under the cover of darkness?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

    • Warhorse

      Grunt GI, I think perhaps we are watching the kneecapping in near-real time. That campaign finance issue didn’t get out into the daylight by accident, and it never would have seen the light of day if AOC had shown a bit more respect for her elders. Still, you’re right, it’s great fun watching the D reap the consequences of all those young activists they’ve so carefully trained … 🙂

  • Pamela

    She could be a human-cylon hybrid and the programming has degraded to the point that self-destruct mode has kicked in.


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