Hear No…
Forget it, Jake.


  • July 12, 2017 at 12:11 am
    Greg B

    Zed got a backhoe Travis can borrow?

  • July 12, 2017 at 12:17 am

    Hogs gotta eat
    Buzzards too

    • July 12, 2017 at 12:56 am

      That’s cannibalism!


    • July 12, 2017 at 6:01 pm

      what have you got against buzzards & hogs??? 🙂

  • July 12, 2017 at 12:48 am

    Yep, them hogs is damn fine cleaning machines.

    • July 12, 2017 at 1:46 am
      Greg B

      But who would want to eat them hogs after Tapper had been run through their system?

  • July 12, 2017 at 1:07 am

    Tapper is going to get hurt bad if he calls Anatoly a Russian…would be fun to see Tapper walking around with his backside at the same level as his head.

  • July 12, 2017 at 1:23 am

    Travis exposed the peadophiles back in DC, and fed Intel to Zed. That’s why he’s chillin’ at DD. ‘Toly is flat out krazi Ivan, even if he’s Ukrainian. Something about that chopper pilot shit. And Naomi is a stone Mossad assassin, who loves her man. Plus, Zed and Sam. Yep, Tapper’s screwed seven ways to Sunday. Oh, and he’ll prolly piss off the Sheriff. So how does he get back to Noo Yawk alive? Honey, make the popcorn, please….

    • July 12, 2017 at 7:17 am

      How does he get back? Afoot, alone and minus his ba…, no wait, he never had those, to begin with…

      Zar Belk!

  • July 12, 2017 at 1:35 am
    Polly Cy


  • July 12, 2017 at 1:37 am
    Polly Cy

    Oops! doggone cataract surgery – guess I should have waited a couple more days. What I wanted to say was, Travis v Trapper? And we get to watch? Cool!

  • July 12, 2017 at 3:22 am

    CNN earned the trust of the American people when they did all they could to recover those 30,000 accidentally BleachBit-ed emails about yoga, instead of colluding in a cover-up for the wanted felon. Honest, investigative journalism at its finest.

  • July 12, 2017 at 5:40 am
    Bill G

    The Big Guy from Certifiably Not News investigates the DD?

  • July 12, 2017 at 5:46 am
    Bill G

    Off topic, but I think this story will interest some folks here:
    Links inside it give background and the full interview.

  • July 12, 2017 at 8:19 am

    A Ukrainian girl works in my dentist’s office. I donated to Trump’s POTUS campaign. I imagine this will be in the news as a “possible Russian collusion”.

  • July 12, 2017 at 8:19 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    “Some local from Deliverance”.

    I hear banjos……RUN!!
    But that’s the way of Libtards, never learned history, no sense of history.
    That’s what will make this fun. Unfold the lawn chairs, chill the libations, pop the corn, sit back and watch as the show unfolds.

    • July 12, 2017 at 2:29 pm

      History is the cure for Progressiveism. If they allowed themselves to examine the devastation their emotions have bestowed on those they wished to help it would be the end.
      The only way for them to survive is to avoid history like the plague.

    • July 12, 2017 at 4:32 pm

      You think Travis has the bbq set up for grilling or smoking….

      • July 12, 2017 at 8:13 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Why pollute a perfectly good BBQ grill with the likes of Trapper? Either feeding or on (ugh!).

      • July 12, 2017 at 11:16 pm

        I was thinking more scorpions, snakes and skunks

  • July 12, 2017 at 8:50 am

    Somehow I don’t see Tapper being brave enough to saunter into the DD Ranch. He seems more the “curl up in the fetal position” beta type.

  • July 12, 2017 at 9:21 am

    Care to lays odds on how fast Skye tries to jump Yapper Tapper….

    • July 12, 2017 at 11:21 am

      Nah, she likes it hard, part of why she broke from the pussy-hatters.

      And there’s plenty of testosterone pheromone ’round that ranch; the root as it were of some past family problems as we know.

      Give her time and she’ll get some proper penis for her venus.

      • July 12, 2017 at 4:30 pm

        Well then she had better hope no one has gotten down and dirty in the delta…

    • July 12, 2017 at 8:24 pm

      I’d like to see Skye riding Tapper around the yard of the DD a whipping and spurring him…

  • July 12, 2017 at 10:25 am
    Spin Drift

    “Deliver us from evil,” oh the irony, it stings. As to CNN their butt hurt must sting something awful. As Granny used to say when we were whining about a scraped knee, “put a little Tabasco on it, you’ll be feeling it good.”

    They’re playing our song, Dueling Banjos.

  • July 12, 2017 at 10:32 am

    I am frankly shocked at how much mocking disrespect the objective, honest, hard-hitting investigative journalists of the MSM are shown on this forum! After all, they are well-intentioned professionals running very legitimate businesses, and the least we can do is respect their efforts to keep us informed every day.

    NOT!!!!!!!!! (tears of laughter)

    • July 12, 2017 at 11:06 am

      I am shocked! Shocked do you hear, to learn that there is mocking going on in this establishment.

      • July 12, 2017 at 10:23 pm
        MAJ Arkay

        (sotto voce) Your winnings, sir…

  • July 12, 2017 at 12:56 pm
    Laura D

    I like the direction this is going. Perhaps Travis can ensure that Jake gets some Tabasco to go with his ribs – or will it be Tabasco getting some of Jake’s ribs? And I can just see Zed and Mr. Elliot standing there watching, with sardonic grins on their faces. Maybe even a comment by Wade’s ghost about fools or city slickers or some such things…

  • July 12, 2017 at 6:19 pm

    I thought it might be in the title, but then I was sure someone would play off it in the comments, but no… guess I’m nominated by default: it wasn’t accidental Chris put “tight” and “gas” in the same sentence in a ‘toon referencing “Deliverance…” LOL!!! Pass the mind bleach, please.

    • July 12, 2017 at 7:06 pm

      That’s what happens when there are blowhards involved with anything.
      It will end up totally FUBAR.

      $20 bucks. Talk about a cheap date.

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