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  • July 13, 2017 at 12:05 am

    “O…. The Hugh Manatee!”

  • July 13, 2017 at 12:11 am

    “Don’t get on guns or religion.”

    So why bother with crackertown at all? And right there’s the thing. We may hate the smarmy little bitch that we see on teevee. But never forget that he’s just a “pretty mouth”…it’s his handler, and more importantly HIS handler, that is the real enemy.

    “Forget it Jake.” Indeed.

    • July 13, 2017 at 7:05 am

      I think everybody in Flyover Country already knows that Fucker hates them about as much as The Bitch or his evil twin Fuckerberg does. If he could nuke everything between the Blue Archipelagoes (aka The Only Places That Matter) from orbit, he’d do it.

      clear ether


      • July 13, 2017 at 11:31 am

        Yes. Like all of FNN’s excrement, the story is already written. Just needs bitchboy to fill in some “color”.

        How cool would it be if Tapper converted? Exposed to Real America and Real Americans for maybe the first time, he comes back to Sucker with “Boss, these people are good and decent and RIGHT!”

        Yeah, right. Anyway the story is preconceived and Jake will add his evil take on the ignernts in the wilds, they’ll win this battle.

        But there’s battles and there’s wars. Pearl/Hiroshima. Can’t wait to nuke these m’er f”ers into oblivion.

    • July 13, 2017 at 1:49 pm

      LOL, I though that purty mouth thing was a Blazing Saddles reference.

      • July 13, 2017 at 7:47 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Maybe….but I remember it from Deliverance.

  • July 13, 2017 at 12:18 am

    Travis seems to have embraced the DD Ranch lifestyle…

    I’m a visual person and I’m picturing Tapper holding on for dear life for six hunnert miles. Luckily, there’ll have to be a few gas stops so Tapper can change his panties and dry his tears.

  • July 13, 2017 at 12:31 am

    Well Travis “named” him correctly.
    Tapper, Zucker’s bitch.
    And anyone else’s that looks intimidating to him.
    Daymn. That is a lot of people.

  • July 13, 2017 at 2:43 am
    Lucius Severus Pertinax

    Tapper don’t cotton to Old High Texican….

  • July 13, 2017 at 3:20 am

    Never known Zed to be cruel unnesisarily, usually in defense of his own. Whachew got up your sleeve for Crapper, Chris? Something Zucker’s money can’t undo, I hope….

  • July 13, 2017 at 6:01 am
    Bill G

    Interstate, highway, or country roads?
    Bwah-hahaaahaa! Jake is going to be tapped out long before the ride is over.

  • July 13, 2017 at 6:13 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    “Forget it, Jake, it’s crackertown.”

    Just don’t get your nose split in half by a switchblade.
    Yesterday, Deliverance. Today, Chinatown. All over the movie map.
    What’s next for tomorrow?

  • July 13, 2017 at 6:25 am

    No bets on the virginity of Tapper’s ass, but I will lay odds he ain’t NEVER experienced THAT kind of stress on it.

    • July 13, 2017 at 6:34 am

      Travis’ bike looks to be an FX variant. Were it one of the FLT variants it might be alright. For the rider, an FX is fine. For the backseater, takes a bit of experience.

      • July 13, 2017 at 7:25 am
        David M

        One of my HD’s is an FXST, I’ve ridden it from So Cal to Sturgis, and Anaheim Hills to Fredericksburg VA. It is danged comfy for me… Not as cushy as my Road Glide though…

      • July 13, 2017 at 10:43 am

        Anaheim Hills. That brings back memories. I did the accounting for an entire development of homes off of Serrano and Weir Canyon. Raw Land to Close out.

  • July 13, 2017 at 8:44 am

    There is only one flaw in this story line – where is Tapper’s producer, cameraman, and make-up person? Or is he just doing research?

    • July 13, 2017 at 7:23 pm

      Actual pictures and on-camera interviews would conflict with The Narrative. BSNN has learned their lesson on that.

      CGI and Photoshop all the way for them from now on. n fact, they’ll probably soon replace actual reporters with computer-generated ones, who won’t get confused when confronted with an actual fact.

      Do you prefer your fake news delivered by Freddie Fornicator or Bob Violence?

      (Extra credit for anybody who knows the sources of those two animated reprobates.)

      clear ether


  • July 13, 2017 at 10:35 am

    Oooo. Is Travis wearing chaps?
    From my viewpoint riding behind Travis would be… highly informative and fun.

    I hope Jake brought sunscreen.
    He’s going to be redder than a bottle of pomegranate juice after 600 miles.
    Unless they hole up somewhere and head in after dark.

    • July 13, 2017 at 11:40 am

      Don’t think sunscreen is gonna help where he’s gonna be hurtin’…it him that’s gonna be chapped. Imagine *that* “viewpoint”.

      And “hole up somewhere”? OMG.

      • July 13, 2017 at 1:53 pm

        600 miles is a lot of ground to cover.
        That’s about 8 to 9 hours.
        You think Jake will be sleeping in the barn.
        I wonder if Javier has programed the nice doggies to show him a really good time.

      • July 13, 2017 at 2:46 pm

        Funny you should mention Javier and his abilities…concurrent to my suggestion that PurtyMouth could be converted to Real American I was going to speculate that Javi might be able to program him…freak out ol’ Sucker wouldn’t it?

        Then I realized that, like Skye I hope, to be Real American the conversion has to be Real, from the inside out with some input from the Good Angel. No doubt Jakey Boy is too far gone, having sold out to the Dark Angel’s side long ago.

  • July 13, 2017 at 4:56 pm
    Grunt GI

    So if Jake shows up at the DDQ, wonder how he will react if Sam serves him in the same outfit she did when the Donald took Nancy Botox and Schmucky Schemer?

    Chances are in NYC he hasn’t met any women like Sam, or Jan, or Naomi? Hell, it might even be fun to see what Skye has to say to him?

    Stay tuned.

    • July 13, 2017 at 4:59 pm
      Grunt GI

      Has this ENTIRE freakin’ political class lost their damn minds?

      I mean, c’mon does everyone here in the unreality bubble think they’re g-dd-mn James Bond?

      I swear is worse than Spy vs Spy…and not nearly as fun as Sam vs Skye 🙂 …WTF?

      I almost can’t stand to watch the news these days, it just infuriates me? Who the hell is minding the store?

      Guess we just have to hope Mad Dog Mattis can keep the lid on the Norks, and Iranians, and Chinese….


      • July 13, 2017 at 7:28 pm

        Ever since the Senate hearings that gutted CIA and DIA in the Carter administration, every senator thinks he’s M. And unfortunately, there are always “political” types in the intel community ready to kowtow in the hopes of advancement.

        Wild Bill Donovan is dead, and every Senate staffer in Foggy Bottom thinks he’s Allen Dulles.

        If they only knew how much Donovan wished he could have strangled that little dwark…

        clear ether


      • July 13, 2017 at 9:38 pm
      • July 13, 2017 at 11:23 pm

        Hands tied behind back.

        Helium-filled bag over head.

        And oh yes, suicide note said “THIS IS NOT FOUL PLAY”.

        Granted, the decedent was 81 and in poor health, and IL has no ‘suicide exemption’ on life insurance policies, but still, it looks like Hillary just carved another notch on her cane.

        clear ether


    • July 14, 2017 at 8:47 am

      He probably wouldn’t even notice Sam’s outfit. And that says more about him than any made-up news report that he gives.

      • July 14, 2017 at 8:49 am

        Whoa, how did this get down here. It was a response to Grunt GI up-thread a ways.

  • July 13, 2017 at 5:09 pm

    Remember kids, when it comes to ‘purdy’ mouths, Ned Beatty had the hardest part.

    • July 13, 2017 at 7:45 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Noooooo……Ned Beatty GOT the hardest part.

      • July 13, 2017 at 9:36 pm

        But not his mouth…SQUEEEEAL!!!

  • July 13, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    Tapper will learn a thing or two from our gal Skye grunt beat me to it.

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