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  • July 14, 2017 at 12:48 am
    WayneM

    Looks like Jake “tapped” out. lol

  • July 14, 2017 at 1:05 am

    More like “cut and run”….

  • July 14, 2017 at 1:32 am
    Kafiroon

    Travis should have known that the “media elites” cannot stand to be laughed at.

  • July 14, 2017 at 1:40 am
    Pamela

    Wonder how fast it will take him to run to the Gulf of Mexico.
    Where’s Johnny when you need him…

    • July 14, 2017 at 2:01 am
      Fox2!

      He ran so fast that the hounds couldn’t catch him, Down the Rio Grande to the Gulf of Mexico

      • July 14, 2017 at 6:47 am
        eon

        Then he hopped a redeye to NYC, muttering “Where’s my private Gulfstream VI?” all the way.

        (Sucker sold it last week to meet the rent.)

        clear ether

        eon

      • July 14, 2017 at 12:44 pm
        Pamela

        Oh it must Gore him for being GREEN (with envy) and having a social conscious (NOT) for all those striving. For what new enlightenment (insert new buzz words for the latest fad of victim hood) should they deign to inflict upon We The People.

  • July 14, 2017 at 1:46 am

    Miserable filth. Yeah, they could have done the whole story from a hotel in Macon.

  • July 14, 2017 at 2:11 am

    As stated yesterday, the story not only could be but already has been written, all of them are, to fit the narrative that is pre-ordained.

    These people actually believe that their words can drive events rather than reporting them. And self-fulfilling prophecy can be a real thing if it goes unchallenged.

    Fake news is the prophecy. Trump’s tweets are the challenge. And it’s driving them crazy.

  • July 14, 2017 at 2:13 am
    JackDeth72

    Ahhhhhh….. Contemporary Clinton News Network:

    Makes me long for the days when “reporters” from around the world and American Television’s “Big Three” would grind out their daily tripe from the bar of Saigon’s Carnivale Hotel immediately after MACV’s daily 3pm “Intelligence Briefing”.

    At least then you knew it was “Honest” Lying!!!

  • July 14, 2017 at 6:42 am
    Bill G

    Reality! What a concept!

  • July 14, 2017 at 6:49 am
    Halley

    The Ministry of Truth vs. Emmanuel Donald Goldstein

  • July 14, 2017 at 7:46 am
    Dread

    But where’s the fundraising chart? Is the homestead gonna make ends meet this year?

    • July 14, 2017 at 9:42 am
      Chris Muir

      Don’t know how that happened, the bar is back on.Still got 24% to go before we have another year!

  • July 14, 2017 at 8:06 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Is Travis going to chase Tapper down, grab “him” (gender is always in doubt with a beta), throw “him” on the bike’s bitch seat, and drag him down to DD, bitching and whining the whole way?
    Might Jake learn something useful against “his” will?
    Stay tuned, boys and girls, for the next exciting daily chapter of DBD.
    And don’t forget to send in and donate your dollars, dinero, drachma, and reichmarks to keep DBD on the airwaves.

    • July 14, 2017 at 1:54 pm
      AlexJ

      Don’t forget Yen, ZÅ‚oty, Rubles, Euros, Bitcoins or just plain ole US Dollars!

  • July 14, 2017 at 8:30 am
    Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable!

    This latest story arc makes me think of Iowahawk’s “Heart of Redness” from back in 2005 and the HuffPo’s latest bus tour into the heartland.

    • July 14, 2017 at 2:04 pm

      Birge is a messiah.

      • July 14, 2017 at 2:14 pm

        Burge too. ;[

      • July 14, 2017 at 2:38 pm

        Case in point…go to @iowahawkblog and click on #DavesMakeoutMix.

        “Love is Strange” is one of my all-time favorites. God I love(d) Black Culture…WTF happened?

  • July 14, 2017 at 9:16 am
    Grunt GI

    If you haven’t read this, it is hilarious.

    http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2017/07/13/advance-team-of-journalists-left-literally-shaking-after-scouting-run-for-huffpointheheartland-tour/?utm_campaign=twitchywidget

    I mean #HuffPoInTheHeartland might literally be the funniest thing you read all summer long.

    Can you imagine one of these city slickers let loose in the land of big hair, big trucks, gun racks, and churches on every street corner.

    Pop some popcorn.

    • July 14, 2017 at 9:33 am
      John D. Egbert

      Fun stuff. It’s almost enough to make me begin to start thinking about the possibility of investigating the odds of maybe opening a twitchy account. OTOH, Na-a-a-a-h . . .

    • July 14, 2017 at 11:12 am

      That was a hell of a thing to wake up to. Yet, so believable!

    • July 14, 2017 at 11:24 am

      Funny, but ironically they’re writing their posts for them.

      “Forget the bus, just copypaste these known facts…”

      • July 14, 2017 at 11:31 am

        But if I could twitch, I’d add this:

        It’s reported our comrade J. Tapper has mysteriously disappeared while braving the wilds and elements of crackertown…Gaia rest his aura.

    • July 14, 2017 at 9:28 pm
      Bill G

      Huffpo’s Excellent Adventure

  • July 14, 2017 at 1:37 pm

    Wouldn’t it be fun for Zucker to tell Tapper to got his arse on that bike and actually, you know, GO to the DD anyhoo?
    I know, fat chance…..

  • July 14, 2017 at 6:10 pm
    Ron

    Uh oh. I think Travis may have given him an idea. What kind of crap do you think he could fake about DD back in a studio?

    • July 14, 2017 at 8:14 pm

      Something about “banjos” comes to mind…

    • July 14, 2017 at 8:22 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Fake it, and “he’s” left “himself” wide open for a libel and slander lawsuit. GO SARAHCUDA!

  • July 14, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    Too bad. I was looking forward to the interaction between Tapper and the DD crew. Oh well, better luck next time…

  • July 14, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    BTW: Mr. Muir, you may be on to something. Mandatory “foreign” exchange trips for all mainstream media figures. They must spend a year in the heartland, no closer than 200 miles to the nearest major city. They must eat with their host families, do chores, attend church, etc. It would be a horrible burden on the host families, but we might be surprised at all those who would volunteer to put up (with) the Tappers of the world. I, personally, would love a shot at Matthews… 😉

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