Animal House.
Like White On Rice.


  • August 4, 2021 at 12:08 am
    Too Tall

    Exposure to intense sunlight required.

    After all. It is the best disinfectant.

  • August 4, 2021 at 12:13 am

    Soulless creature, like a vampire.

    • August 4, 2021 at 1:36 am

      Ah. Why am I continually miscueing this comic? My mind was stuck on a ‘fairest one of all’ mirror.

  • August 4, 2021 at 12:23 am

    It would only make sense…

  • August 4, 2021 at 12:24 am

    Vacuous vapid vampires the lot of them.

    There’s no *there* there. Hence the mirror problem. And certainly no soul.

    But they are irrelevant. You can’t fix them or shame them or really even punish them. Except by taking the only thing that matters, attention. Ignore them. Don’t watch them, don’t quote them, don’t acknowledge them at all.

    Just replace them. All of them. Cede their swamp(s) to them to wither and die in as they all try to impress one another as they realize their total insignificance and impotence to us and to the world.

    What is it Mr. Wonderful likes to say to those whose presence has become valueless and irrelevant to him?

    “You’re dead to me.” Yep; zombies.

    CRA Now!

    • August 4, 2021 at 2:46 am
      Punta Gorda

      That’s why she is Cadaver of the House.

      Been dead 20 years and just hasn’t figured it out yet.

  • August 4, 2021 at 12:25 am

    Mirror probably shattered years ago after looking at that bitch.

  • August 4, 2021 at 12:29 am

    Mirrors that don’t work…. side effect of too much graphene:

  • August 4, 2021 at 12:40 am

    4 days and 5 percent to go now? Ratio is improving!

    Pulling numbers totally out of my ass, I figure 100K is the good round budget needed to sustain a brilliant semi-starving artiste provocateur for another year. So a G a day. More likely mostly on Saturday. But we’ll get there. We have to. I do not want to ponder muddling through whatever’s next without that provocation.

    • August 4, 2021 at 9:37 am
      John D. Egbert

      Third toss into the pot just now – a Grant, and I’m tapped out.

      • August 4, 2021 at 10:50 am

        Awesome John, it’ll be Grant for me too come Saturday. And I’ll offer up a final bleg since the proprietor won’t, to please toss in a little more if you’ve already contributed, and for all those lurkers and users who haven’t, get your asses in gear and pay to play, otherwise you won’t like what you see in your own mirror!

  • August 4, 2021 at 6:47 am

    She does not drink…wine.

    Zar Belk!

    • August 4, 2021 at 7:34 am

      She doesn’t drink… at all…
      SHE SUCKS!

      • August 4, 2021 at 10:52 am

        What body part

      • August 4, 2021 at 4:02 pm
        Brent Dotson

        Well everybody she consorts with are all ass so……

    • August 4, 2021 at 11:46 am
      John M.

      I think that picture would be more accurate if she was holding an “Old-Fashioned” glass with a brownish liquid in it…

  • August 4, 2021 at 9:36 am

    The ability of this “administration” to direct a country in an efficient orderly, constitutional manner, is shown here in the inability to “use” a mirror.

  • August 4, 2021 at 9:54 am

    Pondering…Were the founding fathers completely mad and arrogant with power? Were they a mixed bag of farmers and lawyers and businessmen with ties to the land and the people? I offer a resounding no, to the first and a yes, to the second and appreciate they were considered educated (elite) in their day but the unfailing foresight and compromises made by these people in Philadelphia that hot summer are unsurpassed in the annals of the history of nations. And here we have vampires and career ne’er do wells now, sucking on the collective teat as a life choice and unfortunately, there is no end in sight as RINOs have allowed it to happen, while doing the same, and not acting as servants to the nation. Where-oh-where did we err along the way? At least the founding fathers had skin in the game. Real skin, not just money. This current crop of politicians needs to be plowed over. Maybe in the ground, as compost, they will have lasting value.

    • August 4, 2021 at 11:15 am

      The one educational subject that separates our current curricula from the Founders is Rhetoric.
      The ability to use logic and critical thinking has been steadily and inexorably expunged from our society by the intellectual descendants of Jean-Jacques Rousseau. His notion that human nature was intrinsically “good” and his successor’s (such as Marx) notion that it was infinitely malleable simply cannot stand up to any objective analysis.
      So they have made it their mission to annihilate any means of objective analysis from our education.
      In other words, the difference between the Founders and Us is the fact that they were trained to think for themselves while we are left to flounder in a sea of doubt and unchallenged lies.

      • August 4, 2021 at 3:49 pm

        Absolutely correct on the lack of any focus or training whatsoever as to Rhetoric, Logic, and Reason. But make no mistake they are doubling and tripling down on Critical Thought…well okay, maybe inoculation (they love those) not actual thought, but it is indeed critical. And while there is a bit of pushback and even outrage by some people in some places, the teachers and administrators who agents of Critical Racist Theory will push what they please, and even tell kids not to tell their parents.

        And that’s not the only Critical Threat on the agenda; Critical Climate Theory and Critical Humanist Theory are being force fed to children from K-12 and have already created a generation of adherents and advocates of pure Marxist World Order.

        Sounds bad? The reality (there’s that malleable concept again) is much much worse.

    • August 4, 2021 at 1:46 pm

      We lost the Republic to a Democracy in the early 1900’s when we amended our Constitution so Senators are elected by popular vote instead of by each State. Senators now vote that way instead of by their State’s needs.

  • August 4, 2021 at 10:58 am

    ORA Maybe Malig-Nancy is a Legend (Holly – when is the next Longview book?!?)

  • August 4, 2021 at 11:18 am
    Major Matt Mason

    Wooden stake, just to be sure.

    • August 4, 2021 at 9:52 pm
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      Nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.

  • August 4, 2021 at 11:22 am

    Vampires couldn’t see their reflection because mirrors used to be backed with a layer of silver which was considered to be a pure metal so it wouldn’t interact with vampires. However modern mirrors are backed with aluminum so vampires would be able to see themselves…

  • August 4, 2021 at 11:24 am
    Hotrod Lincoln

    WWCHD? (What would Carlos Hathcock do?)

    • August 4, 2021 at 6:42 pm

      Use silver loads.

  • August 4, 2021 at 12:28 pm
    • August 4, 2021 at 1:16 pm

      Wonder if the DOJ saw this and put her on a “domestic terrorist” list?

  • August 4, 2021 at 12:51 pm

    When you boil it down, it comes down to there is no gravity in D.C. –

    The only thing holding the politicians on the ground is it sucks…

  • August 4, 2021 at 3:22 pm

    Something to be aware of and probably best to not get involved in if it were to happen ~ stay gray:

    • August 4, 2021 at 4:12 pm

      Hell no.

      After this part,

      “…an executive order outlawing all gun ownership by civilians. Many red states will denounce the effort, and this will accelerate the splintering of the United States of America as red states realize they can no longer maintain any allegiance to a criminal swamp cabal that recognizes no limits of government power.“

      And this part,

      “The no-holds-barred war on the American people thereby commences. Mass executions on the streets of America. Bloodshed on a scale never before witnessed. U.S. military troops turned against innocent civilians.”

      The response should be this?

      “…We the People aren’t going to win this war through kinetic conflict. We’re going to win by exposing the criminality of the regime, and that means shooting with cameras, not rifles. Video footage is your greatest “weapon” against an illegitimate, criminal government that is now weaponizing the covid hysteria against the American people.“

      Hell no. A shooting war is a war to the death, either of the oppressors (see the RW) or the oppressed (see the CW). The former is desirable and yes, doable if planned and done right. But either is preferable to what they have in mind.

      Time’s Up! CRA Now!

      • August 4, 2021 at 11:50 pm

        We all know that the many “videos” of all the vote frauds that were online have accomplished exactly nothing as far as any of us know.
        Conclusion = video and sworn testimony are worth less than a cup of cheap coffee.

    • August 4, 2021 at 10:00 pm
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

      Duly read and bookmarked. Thx.

    • August 4, 2021 at 10:20 pm
      Chris Muir


  • August 4, 2021 at 11:39 pm
    Morgul Lord

    They don’t call her Nancy Lugosi for nothin’. More garlic on the pizza!



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