Beto, the Ultimate Beta male. The DNC Will Run him up? (See, I can make bad jokes, too.)
A do-nothing in politics – who would ever come up with that kind of idea?
He’ll have some competition from “Nuke ’em” Swallowswell and Googly Eyes Obviously-Confused. They’re both so full of SYNERGY!!!! It just flies out of their pores.
There’s a foot of snow in many places in Texas right now. I hope that the Double D has a good set of fireplaces for heat and cooking. Give Tabasco my love.
Oh, yeah – Soros is no longer welcome in Hungary (Orban really butted heads with him) and he’s pulled his “spot” out of Turkey, too. Much turmoil growing in Europe, and will likely not die back soon.
Deplorable B Woodman
Dec 11 2018 at 12:35 am
“cross that bridge…..”
(snicker)
Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.
kadaka
Dec 11 2018 at 12:43 am
After extensive research, thanks to free online episodes, I’ve figured out the secret writing plan of the popular CW “super” shows.
1. Lesbians.
1.a. They may be bisexual lesbians who experiment with males but their real orientation must be obvious.
2. Add other characters and plot as warranted.
2.a. Any added character must clearly automatically accept and think nothing about it when a female goes either way since obviously that’s how females naturally are, unless the character is one of those bible-thumping intolerant bigots.
Clearly the future of the union is assured, comrade.
Punta Gorda
Dec 11 2018 at 6:17 am
Always trying to normalize the deviance. It’s called a “program” for a reason.
Calvin
Dec 11 2018 at 1:05 am
The joke is good, the punch line leaves something to be desired.
kadaka
Dec 11 2018 at 1:29 am
A bridge too far, eh?
interventor
Dec 11 2018 at 1:06 am
Its 21 degrees tonight in north Alabama. Fire place is roaring nicely. Here, its either 99 degrees or 30 degrees. Sometimes, on the same day.
kadaka
Dec 11 2018 at 11:20 am
It’s 15°F at 10 in the morning in Pennsylvania. Last night I saw it was 19° when you posted. Beat you.
When do the effects of glowball warming kick in?
Pamela
Dec 11 2018 at 12:07 pm
It’s 52 at 8:06 am and wetly damp here in the soon to be carbon-free generation of power state Californication.
kadaka
Dec 11 2018 at 12:19 pm
You made me think about public school teachers telling their young elementary students “It’ll be great to see when you’re carbon free!” They’re going to be so confused when they start learning organic chemistry.
Kafiroon
Dec 11 2018 at 12:47 pm
I’ll say ‘Goodbye!’ now, to be ahead of when your computer goes dark.
Thanks for the comments!
WayneM
Dec 11 2018 at 1:13 am
Meanwhile France burns and rumour says an authoritarian EU response is likely being formulated… including installing a new & EU cooperative government.
kadaka
Dec 11 2018 at 1:56 am
French police are searching people for those yellow traffic vests.
French motorists are required by law to have those vests in their vehicles and wear them if the vehicle breaks down.
Besides the obvious conflict, pedestrians near French motorways must really have it tough.
eon
Dec 11 2018 at 8:49 am
Cognitive dissonance is an inevitable result of socialism and authoritarianism.
“Anything which is not prohibited is mandatory- except when we change our minds and prohibit it, as well.”
I was just going to say “badumbump, tssssss”, but several have already intimated same.
interventor
Dec 11 2018 at 1:50 am
There are five guillotines in France — three in museums and two in storage. One wonders if they will be moved, sharpened and used. Aux le tumbrel avec Macron et mommy! In my poor French.
MasterDiver
Dec 11 2018 at 8:06 am
Il épousera La Veuve!
Zar Belk!
rickn8or
Dec 11 2018 at 12:22 pm
Sharpening is optional.
kadaka
Dec 11 2018 at 2:20 am
For those still looking for Christmas gifts, Amazon still has the Barack Obama Chia Pet. Donald Trump also available. But Hillary is going away, going, almost gone. And Bernie has sold out.
Punta Gorda
Dec 11 2018 at 5:14 am
“Death of a Nation” is a primo movie.
Sort of exposes who espouses what..
GWB
Dec 11 2018 at 7:43 am
How do they get the chia to grow in the necessary color for the Trump one?
rickn8or
Dec 11 2018 at 12:24 pm
If you insist on something Hillary-ish, there’s the odd HRC egg separator to be found:
Bad jokes are far superior to bad acts. And the democrats seem to be composed of bad acters, and bad actors. And these democrats, they espouse bad things, no matter how flowery they attempt to disguise the rotting filth they hawk.
Delilah T
Dec 11 2018 at 9:05 am
Yes, NYIC, but they aren’t using flowery speech or trying to hide their real intentions any more. Bad strategy is in play with them. Just keep a weather eye on them.
Pamela
Dec 11 2018 at 12:13 pm
First Rule in dealing with anyone that says they are doing whatever is being pushed by any means necessary for our collective own good, that Slavers Never Change.
Correct, going back to the First Rino Slaver ca. 1860’s…
Of course slavery itself goes back centuries but he reduced it to a new level of reverse evil by falsely invoking it on the part of others with the singular express purpose of employing it himself.
OldGoat36
Dec 11 2018 at 9:03 am
My first thought when seeing “Beto” was he looked like Napoleon Dynamite… and was about as intelligent. He did earn his money in the fashion of a number of the DNC elite, he married into it.
He would make a great tag team for Occluded Cortex though, a remake of Dumb and Dumber.
These National Socialists do love their bribes for votes with our money though. Never mind that we can’t pay for it.
Pamela
Dec 11 2018 at 12:15 pm
Recall it as being defective with no hope of repairing it.
I was thinking more of an ignition switch bomb so he would be blowed up with it…not advocating that of course but if it happened I would not be sad and the world would be a better place.
kadaka
Dec 11 2018 at 12:33 pm
As long as we’re discussing bomb design on this right-wing extremist site on an Obama-era watchlist, note that Beto probably has a remote starter to warm up the car on those chilly 50°F mornings.
Wouldn’t be necessary to contemplate if some didn’t think they were cute, it’s not me but them what needs protecting.
kadaka
Dec 11 2018 at 1:18 pm
That would take an engineering degree to wedge it in with all the motors and mechanisms.
kadaka
Dec 11 2018 at 5:30 pm
Bah, a shotgun shell with little to no barrel, firing upwards through modern thick seat padding, would seem to be more of a fire hazard.
Just go to the Internet Archive, search the book section for “improvised explosives”, and up pops the old TM 31-210, “U.S. Army Improvised Munitions Handbook”. A 2×4 shotgun is in there, and many other things.
The information is very easy to get. Basically our society relies on people being too decent to use it.
Chris Muir
Dec 11 2018 at 6:03 pm
Comments on rigging bombs for public figures isn’t productive here.The Feds can go suck a big one, but such commentary distracts from the ‘feel’ of DBD, I think.
And further from a strictly selfish standpoint, while I don’t personally give a shit who thinks what about my drivel, it puts my favorite hangout at risk of censure and censor from the powers and prejudices of various non-gov entities, which was what correctly triggered the “Hmm…” comment from the proprieter, and was the reason for the purge request. Good move Chris.
Chris Muir
Dec 11 2018 at 8:38 pm
Actually, most of Washington, DC needs to be nuked, a nest of traitorous anti-American communist parasites. Bombings, and sniper targeting of most of the politicians there would be a great start. But we needn’t bother. Oh, and Non gov entities can go fuck themselves if they’re reading this.
The American Left is in a death spiral in and of itself as it waxes before it wanes. The only reason to moderate this tack is because we all have more important-and fun-things to do.Let the Left do their ‘terror’ shit, much good it will do them. No worries, JTC.
Pamela
Dec 11 2018 at 8:58 pm
Define FUN….. 😉
kadaka
Dec 11 2018 at 9:27 pm
For fun, have several copies of the same gun so you can swap around barrels to defeat bullet tracing efforts. Likewise switch around your AR uppers “just because”. It’s a good practice since they should be basically modular, yes?
Violence can -and will- beget violence. We can -and will- deal with that as warranted.
But until then, listening to the head wog at google on NPR today fumble all over the question of their employment of censorship as just “robust methodology and algorithms” and knowing those algorithms are just an amalgam of the relentless torrent of fake news, reinforces that as of now, those non-gov entities have the power to make this place and others go dark, while ensuring that a google photo search of “stupid” brings up a pic of my President. Yeah, “no political bias”. Until we figure a way to make that true, I’d rather avoid triggering the lights-off switch here.
Otherwise all our important -and fun- things can’t get done.
Delilah T
Dec 11 2018 at 11:00 pm
I keep telling people whose response is ‘What the f—?’ to the wall-eyed whackos that get elected that THEY have to keep an eye on the nutballs. If you don’t know who is sneaking up behind you, your ignorance can be bad for your general health.
The more we know about them, the better. The Mugwumps (people on the fence politically) who only need a push in the awareness direction will either fall to the Left or to the Right. Therefore, the more distasteful and/or threatening the eager beaver idjits are, and the more ridiculous people like Miss Nancy are, the more likely the Mugwumps are to slowly move to right of center.
kadaka
Dec 11 2018 at 6:32 pm
What I have learned today: Yes I can do IWB carry at the back with my mouse gun with just a belt clip, but I should still remove it before I drop my pants to sit on the john.
In related news, my Ruger just got its best cleaning ever.
Delilah T
Beto, the Ultimate Beta male. The DNC Will Run him up? (See, I can make bad jokes, too.)
A do-nothing in politics – who would ever come up with that kind of idea?
He’ll have some competition from “Nuke ’em” Swallowswell and Googly Eyes Obviously-Confused. They’re both so full of SYNERGY!!!! It just flies out of their pores.
There’s a foot of snow in many places in Texas right now. I hope that the Double D has a good set of fireplaces for heat and cooking. Give Tabasco my love.
Oh, yeah – Soros is no longer welcome in Hungary (Orban really butted heads with him) and he’s pulled his “spot” out of Turkey, too. Much turmoil growing in Europe, and will likely not die back soon.
Deplorable B Woodman
“cross that bridge…..”
(snicker)
Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.
kadaka
After extensive research, thanks to free online episodes, I’ve figured out the secret writing plan of the popular CW “super” shows.
1. Lesbians.
1.a. They may be bisexual lesbians who experiment with males but their real orientation must be obvious.
2. Add other characters and plot as warranted.
2.a. Any added character must clearly automatically accept and think nothing about it when a female goes either way since obviously that’s how females naturally are, unless the character is one of those bible-thumping intolerant bigots.
Clearly the future of the union is assured, comrade.
Punta Gorda
Always trying to normalize the deviance. It’s called a “program” for a reason.
Calvin
The joke is good, the punch line leaves something to be desired.
kadaka
A bridge too far, eh?
interventor
Its 21 degrees tonight in north Alabama. Fire place is roaring nicely. Here, its either 99 degrees or 30 degrees. Sometimes, on the same day.
kadaka
It’s 15°F at 10 in the morning in Pennsylvania. Last night I saw it was 19° when you posted. Beat you.
When do the effects of glowball warming kick in?
Pamela
It’s 52 at 8:06 am and wetly damp here in the soon to be carbon-free generation of power state Californication.
kadaka
You made me think about public school teachers telling their young elementary students “It’ll be great to see when you’re carbon free!” They’re going to be so confused when they start learning organic chemistry.
Kafiroon
I’ll say ‘Goodbye!’ now, to be ahead of when your computer goes dark.
Thanks for the comments!
WayneM
Meanwhile France burns and rumour says an authoritarian EU response is likely being formulated… including installing a new & EU cooperative government.
kadaka
French police are searching people for those yellow traffic vests.
French motorists are required by law to have those vests in their vehicles and wear them if the vehicle breaks down.
Besides the obvious conflict, pedestrians near French motorways must really have it tough.
eon
Cognitive dissonance is an inevitable result of socialism and authoritarianism.
“Anything which is not prohibited is mandatory- except when we change our minds and prohibit it, as well.”
clear ether
eon
cmblake6
I was just going to say “badumbump, tssssss”, but several have already intimated same.
interventor
There are five guillotines in France — three in museums and two in storage. One wonders if they will be moved, sharpened and used. Aux le tumbrel avec Macron et mommy! In my poor French.
MasterDiver
Il épousera La Veuve!
Zar Belk!
rickn8or
Sharpening is optional.
kadaka
For those still looking for Christmas gifts, Amazon still has the Barack Obama Chia Pet. Donald Trump also available. But Hillary is going away, going, almost gone. And Bernie has sold out.
Punta Gorda
“Death of a Nation” is a primo movie.
Sort of exposes who espouses what..
GWB
How do they get the chia to grow in the necessary color for the Trump one?
rickn8or
If you insist on something Hillary-ish, there’s the odd HRC egg separator to be found:
https://cdn4.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hillary-clinton-separator.jpg
Sam
Gross.
NotYetInACamp
Bad jokes are far superior to bad acts. And the democrats seem to be composed of bad acters, and bad actors. And these democrats, they espouse bad things, no matter how flowery they attempt to disguise the rotting filth they hawk.
Delilah T
Yes, NYIC, but they aren’t using flowery speech or trying to hide their real intentions any more. Bad strategy is in play with them. Just keep a weather eye on them.
Pamela
First Rule in dealing with anyone that says they are doing whatever is being pushed by any means necessary for our collective own good, that Slavers Never Change.
JTC
Correct, going back to the First Rino Slaver ca. 1860’s…
Of course slavery itself goes back centuries but he reduced it to a new level of reverse evil by falsely invoking it on the part of others with the singular express purpose of employing it himself.
OldGoat36
My first thought when seeing “Beto” was he looked like Napoleon Dynamite… and was about as intelligent. He did earn his money in the fashion of a number of the DNC elite, he married into it.
He would make a great tag team for Occluded Cortex though, a remake of Dumb and Dumber.
These National Socialists do love their bribes for votes with our money though. Never mind that we can’t pay for it.
Pamela
Recall it as being defective with no hope of repairing it.
JTC
I was thinking more of an ignition switch bomb so he would be blowed up with it…not advocating that of course but if it happened I would not be sad and the world would be a better place.
kadaka
As long as we’re discussing bomb design on this right-wing extremist site on an Obama-era watchlist, note that Beto probably has a remote starter to warm up the car on those chilly 50°F mornings.
Chris Muir
Hmm…
JTC
Delete that for me CM?
What is said in humor like guillotines can trigger shit sometimes, the infamous unintended consequences.
kadaka
JTC, you believe deleting something NOW will protect you. That is so cute.
JTC
Wouldn’t be necessary to contemplate if some didn’t think they were cute, it’s not me but them what needs protecting.
kadaka
That would take an engineering degree to wedge it in with all the motors and mechanisms.
kadaka
Bah, a shotgun shell with little to no barrel, firing upwards through modern thick seat padding, would seem to be more of a fire hazard.
Just go to the Internet Archive, search the book section for “improvised explosives”, and up pops the old TM 31-210, “U.S. Army Improvised Munitions Handbook”. A 2×4 shotgun is in there, and many other things.
The information is very easy to get. Basically our society relies on people being too decent to use it.
Chris Muir
Comments on rigging bombs for public figures isn’t productive here.The Feds can go suck a big one, but such commentary distracts from the ‘feel’ of DBD, I think.
JTC
And further from a strictly selfish standpoint, while I don’t personally give a shit who thinks what about my drivel, it puts my favorite hangout at risk of censure and censor from the powers and prejudices of various non-gov entities, which was what correctly triggered the “Hmm…” comment from the proprieter, and was the reason for the purge request. Good move Chris.
Chris Muir
Actually, most of Washington, DC needs to be nuked, a nest of traitorous anti-American communist parasites. Bombings, and sniper targeting of most of the politicians there would be a great start. But we needn’t bother. Oh, and Non gov entities can go fuck themselves if they’re reading this.
The American Left is in a death spiral in and of itself as it waxes before it wanes. The only reason to moderate this tack is because we all have more important-and fun-things to do.Let the Left do their ‘terror’ shit, much good it will do them. No worries, JTC.
Pamela
Define FUN….. 😉
kadaka
For fun, have several copies of the same gun so you can swap around barrels to defeat bullet tracing efforts. Likewise switch around your AR uppers “just because”. It’s a good practice since they should be basically modular, yes?
JTC
Violence can -and will- beget violence. We can -and will- deal with that as warranted.
But until then, listening to the head wog at google on NPR today fumble all over the question of their employment of censorship as just “robust methodology and algorithms” and knowing those algorithms are just an amalgam of the relentless torrent of fake news, reinforces that as of now, those non-gov entities have the power to make this place and others go dark, while ensuring that a google photo search of “stupid” brings up a pic of my President. Yeah, “no political bias”. Until we figure a way to make that true, I’d rather avoid triggering the lights-off switch here.
Otherwise all our important -and fun- things can’t get done.
Delilah T
I keep telling people whose response is ‘What the f—?’ to the wall-eyed whackos that get elected that THEY have to keep an eye on the nutballs. If you don’t know who is sneaking up behind you, your ignorance can be bad for your general health.
The more we know about them, the better. The Mugwumps (people on the fence politically) who only need a push in the awareness direction will either fall to the Left or to the Right. Therefore, the more distasteful and/or threatening the eager beaver idjits are, and the more ridiculous people like Miss Nancy are, the more likely the Mugwumps are to slowly move to right of center.
kadaka
What I have learned today: Yes I can do IWB carry at the back with my mouse gun with just a belt clip, but I should still remove it before I drop my pants to sit on the john.
In related news, my Ruger just got its best cleaning ever.