Christmas Spirit.


  • December 11, 2018 at 12:24 am
    Delilah T

    Beto, the Ultimate Beta male. The DNC Will Run him up? (See, I can make bad jokes, too.)
    A do-nothing in politics – who would ever come up with that kind of idea?
    He’ll have some competition from “Nuke ’em” Swallowswell and Googly Eyes Obviously-Confused. They’re both so full of SYNERGY!!!! It just flies out of their pores.
    There’s a foot of snow in many places in Texas right now. I hope that the Double D has a good set of fireplaces for heat and cooking. Give Tabasco my love.
    Oh, yeah – Soros is no longer welcome in Hungary (Orban really butted heads with him) and he’s pulled his “spot” out of Turkey, too. Much turmoil growing in Europe, and will likely not die back soon.

  • December 11, 2018 at 12:35 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    “cross that bridge…..”
    Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.

  • December 11, 2018 at 12:43 am

    After extensive research, thanks to free online episodes, I’ve figured out the secret writing plan of the popular CW “super” shows.

    1. Lesbians.
    1.a. They may be bisexual lesbians who experiment with males but their real orientation must be obvious.
    2. Add other characters and plot as warranted.
    2.a. Any added character must clearly automatically accept and think nothing about it when a female goes either way since obviously that’s how females naturally are, unless the character is one of those bible-thumping intolerant bigots.

    Clearly the future of the union is assured, comrade.

    • December 11, 2018 at 6:17 am
      Punta Gorda

      Always trying to normalize the deviance. It’s called a “program” for a reason.

  • December 11, 2018 at 1:05 am

    The joke is good, the punch line leaves something to be desired.

    • December 11, 2018 at 1:29 am

      A bridge too far, eh?

  • December 11, 2018 at 1:06 am

    Its 21 degrees tonight in north Alabama. Fire place is roaring nicely. Here, its either 99 degrees or 30 degrees. Sometimes, on the same day.

    • December 11, 2018 at 11:20 am

      It’s 15°F at 10 in the morning in Pennsylvania. Last night I saw it was 19° when you posted. Beat you.

      When do the effects of glowball warming kick in?

      • December 11, 2018 at 12:07 pm

        It’s 52 at 8:06 am and wetly damp here in the soon to be carbon-free generation of power state Californication.

      • December 11, 2018 at 12:19 pm

        You made me think about public school teachers telling their young elementary students “It’ll be great to see when you’re carbon free!” They’re going to be so confused when they start learning organic chemistry.

      • December 11, 2018 at 12:47 pm

        I’ll say ‘Goodbye!’ now, to be ahead of when your computer goes dark.
        Thanks for the comments!

  • December 11, 2018 at 1:13 am

    Meanwhile France burns and rumour says an authoritarian EU response is likely being formulated… including installing a new & EU cooperative government.

    • December 11, 2018 at 1:56 am

      French police are searching people for those yellow traffic vests.

      French motorists are required by law to have those vests in their vehicles and wear them if the vehicle breaks down.

      Besides the obvious conflict, pedestrians near French motorways must really have it tough.

      • December 11, 2018 at 8:49 am

        Cognitive dissonance is an inevitable result of socialism and authoritarianism.

        “Anything which is not prohibited is mandatory- except when we change our minds and prohibit it, as well.”

        clear ether


  • December 11, 2018 at 1:15 am

    I was just going to say “badumbump, tssssss”, but several have already intimated same.

  • December 11, 2018 at 1:50 am

    There are five guillotines in France — three in museums and two in storage. One wonders if they will be moved, sharpened and used. Aux le tumbrel avec Macron et mommy! In my poor French.

    • December 11, 2018 at 8:06 am

      Il épousera La Veuve!

      Zar Belk!

    • December 11, 2018 at 12:22 pm

      Sharpening is optional.

  • December 11, 2018 at 2:20 am

    For those still looking for Christmas gifts, Amazon still has the Barack Obama Chia Pet. Donald Trump also available. But Hillary is going away, going, almost gone. And Bernie has sold out.

  • December 11, 2018 at 5:40 am

    Bad jokes are far superior to bad acts. And the democrats seem to be composed of bad acters, and bad actors. And these democrats, they espouse bad things, no matter how flowery they attempt to disguise the rotting filth they hawk.

    • December 11, 2018 at 9:05 am
      Delilah T

      Yes, NYIC, but they aren’t using flowery speech or trying to hide their real intentions any more. Bad strategy is in play with them. Just keep a weather eye on them.

    • December 11, 2018 at 12:13 pm

      First Rule in dealing with anyone that says they are doing whatever is being pushed by any means necessary for our collective own good, that Slavers Never Change.

      • December 11, 2018 at 12:31 pm

        Correct, going back to the First Rino Slaver ca. 1860’s…

        Of course slavery itself goes back centuries but he reduced it to a new level of reverse evil by falsely invoking it on the part of others with the singular express purpose of employing it himself.

  • December 11, 2018 at 9:03 am

    My first thought when seeing “Beto” was he looked like Napoleon Dynamite… and was about as intelligent. He did earn his money in the fashion of a number of the DNC elite, he married into it.

    He would make a great tag team for Occluded Cortex though, a remake of Dumb and Dumber.

    These National Socialists do love their bribes for votes with our money though. Never mind that we can’t pay for it.

  • December 11, 2018 at 12:15 pm

    Recall it as being defective with no hope of repairing it.

    • December 11, 2018 at 12:21 pm

      I was thinking more of an ignition switch bomb so he would be blowed up with it…not advocating that of course but if it happened I would not be sad and the world would be a better place.

      • December 11, 2018 at 12:33 pm

        As long as we’re discussing bomb design on this right-wing extremist site on an Obama-era watchlist, note that Beto probably has a remote starter to warm up the car on those chilly 50°F mornings.

      • December 11, 2018 at 12:54 pm
        Chris Muir


      • December 11, 2018 at 3:16 pm

        Delete that for me CM?

        What is said in humor like guillotines can trigger shit sometimes, the infamous unintended consequences.

      • December 11, 2018 at 3:50 pm

        JTC, you believe deleting something NOW will protect you. That is so cute.

      • December 11, 2018 at 5:19 pm

        Wouldn’t be necessary to contemplate if some didn’t think they were cute, it’s not me but them what needs protecting.

  • December 11, 2018 at 1:18 pm

    That would take an engineering degree to wedge it in with all the motors and mechanisms.

  • December 11, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    Bah, a shotgun shell with little to no barrel, firing upwards through modern thick seat padding, would seem to be more of a fire hazard.

    Just go to the Internet Archive, search the book section for “improvised explosives”, and up pops the old TM 31-210, “U.S. Army Improvised Munitions Handbook”. A 2×4 shotgun is in there, and many other things.

    The information is very easy to get. Basically our society relies on people being too decent to use it.

  • December 11, 2018 at 6:03 pm
    Chris Muir

    Comments on rigging bombs for public figures isn’t productive here.The Feds can go suck a big one, but such commentary distracts from the ‘feel’ of DBD, I think.

    • December 11, 2018 at 8:24 pm

      And further from a strictly selfish standpoint, while I don’t personally give a shit who thinks what about my drivel, it puts my favorite hangout at risk of censure and censor from the powers and prejudices of various non-gov entities, which was what correctly triggered the “Hmm…” comment from the proprieter, and was the reason for the purge request. Good move Chris.

      • December 11, 2018 at 8:38 pm
        Chris Muir

        Actually, most of Washington, DC needs to be nuked, a nest of traitorous anti-American communist parasites. Bombings, and sniper targeting of most of the politicians there would be a great start. But we needn’t bother. Oh, and Non gov entities can go fuck themselves if they’re reading this.

        The American Left is in a death spiral in and of itself as it waxes before it wanes. The only reason to moderate this tack is because we all have more important-and fun-things to do.Let the Left do their ‘terror’ shit, much good it will do them. No worries, JTC.

      • December 11, 2018 at 8:58 pm

        Define FUN….. 😉

      • December 11, 2018 at 9:27 pm

        For fun, have several copies of the same gun so you can swap around barrels to defeat bullet tracing efforts. Likewise switch around your AR uppers “just because”. It’s a good practice since they should be basically modular, yes?

      • December 11, 2018 at 9:46 pm

        Violence can -and will- beget violence. We can -and will- deal with that as warranted.

        But until then, listening to the head wog at google on NPR today fumble all over the question of their employment of censorship as just “robust methodology and algorithms” and knowing those algorithms are just an amalgam of the relentless torrent of fake news, reinforces that as of now, those non-gov entities have the power to make this place and others go dark, while ensuring that a google photo search of “stupid” brings up a pic of my President. Yeah, “no political bias”. Until we figure a way to make that true, I’d rather avoid triggering the lights-off switch here.

        Otherwise all our important -and fun- things can’t get done.

      • December 11, 2018 at 11:00 pm
        Delilah T

        I keep telling people whose response is ‘What the f—?’ to the wall-eyed whackos that get elected that THEY have to keep an eye on the nutballs. If you don’t know who is sneaking up behind you, your ignorance can be bad for your general health.

        The more we know about them, the better. The Mugwumps (people on the fence politically) who only need a push in the awareness direction will either fall to the Left or to the Right. Therefore, the more distasteful and/or threatening the eager beaver idjits are, and the more ridiculous people like Miss Nancy are, the more likely the Mugwumps are to slowly move to right of center.

  • December 11, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    What I have learned today: Yes I can do IWB carry at the back with my mouse gun with just a belt clip, but I should still remove it before I drop my pants to sit on the john.

    In related news, my Ruger just got its best cleaning ever.



This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

15 49.0138 8.38624 1 0 4000 1 300 0