Two of a Kind.


  • December 10, 2018 at 12:08 am

    Trust the plan. And a glorious way to start life.

  • December 10, 2018 at 12:12 am
    Delilah T

    Oh, not “Nuke ’em” Swallwell? (Snorrtt!)

    My, how the time has flown!

  • December 10, 2018 at 12:21 am
    John M.

    So, what is “that boy’s” name?

    • December 10, 2018 at 12:34 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Samuel Wade Owens
      See yesterday’s post for all three newborn’s names

    • December 10, 2018 at 1:17 am

      From yesterdays comments: Samuel Wade Owens.

  • December 10, 2018 at 12:42 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Hopefully Mama Samantha’s titties aren’t too tough. Infant Sam’s going to have to “sing for his supper”.

    We’re going to have to be careful about our pronouns and names from now on. It’s going to have to be, “Mama Sam”, and “Baby Sam” to avoid confusion. Or maybe, “Baby Wade”.

    • December 10, 2018 at 1:12 am

      No confusion. Samuel.

      You want to screw a boy up for life, call him Baby This or Little That.

      He’ll make a name for himself, in honor of but not in the shadow of, his four namesakes.

      • December 10, 2018 at 8:19 am

        Calling him “Junior’ is a no-go, too. I’m not a “Junior”, but my half-brother was, and screwed-up didn’t begin to describe him.

        clear ether


      • December 10, 2018 at 11:13 am

        Will Samuel make his own way or follow in the footsteps of an ancient namesake…

      • December 10, 2018 at 12:50 pm

        Not mutually exclusive, so yes and yes, all four of them.

      • December 10, 2018 at 1:07 pm

        Prounounced in the Southern shorthand vernacular; Samyul.

  • December 10, 2018 at 12:48 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    The Donald will “trump” a Beto “male” (and as a man-card carrying male, I resent this beta Beto being included in the homo sapiens subspecies “male”. I don’t know what “it” is, but I’d bet a paycheck swap it ain’t male. Possibly “politician pond scum”?

  • December 10, 2018 at 1:27 am

    Given how the Dems seems to be pursuing the intersectional identity politics, I gotta feeling that Beto will be too male and too white… even if he can skateboard…

    The Dem selection process should be a hoot & a half… Too bad “Crazy Eyes” Cortez is too young to run…

    • December 10, 2018 at 8:22 am

      Hillary will be the nominee, again.

      Everybody in the Dem headshed knows that this time around, anyone who gets between Lady Macbeth and The Preciousss is dead, period. And I’m not talking about their career, as Shewolf would say.

      clear ether


      • December 10, 2018 at 8:50 am

        I don’t think that an Orange jumpsuit will work on the campaign trail, though she does wear some hideous 5hit. All to hide III+ protection, from who exactly? The opposing side doesn’t really do that sort of stuff. That leaves the lunatics that she has been instrumental in driving insane.

      • December 10, 2018 at 12:56 pm

        My gut feel is that Hillary will be in an institution (medical, unfortuntately) before our next presidential election day… but then again I made that bet twice with respect to Teddy K and a liver explosion, and was wrong both times.

      • December 10, 2018 at 1:56 pm

        Good chance of that eon, with Beta and/or Gillum in the second chair to cover all the “bases”as it were.

        Could not ask for better going up against DJT in 2020 with the interim full of more wins and a bunch of Constitutional judges.

        I have just come to realize what a yuge bullet we dodged in FL squeaking out a win against that little corrupt commie Gillum as there are three count ‘em THREE state Supreme Court justices up for appointment in January. With Trump’s man doing the honors we will have a solid majority for the next few decades to offset some of the crazy coming out of the highly populated pockets of wild-eyed leftism that damn near gave us Gillum and the SC finishing off the vestiges of conservatism here…and i’d have had to leave.

        That has got to be the model going forward in the states and much more so at SCOTUS…and the only way that can happen is if DT gets another term. Otherwise we might not get another chance in our lifetimes to save the Republic.

        Bring on the bitch and all of her evil minions, her being their choice again is confirmation once more of their classical insanity.

      • December 10, 2018 at 7:31 pm

        Why is another SCOTUS pick or two for DT so critical?

        Because you just never know when a conservative ain’t.

        As with swing vote Roberts you ask?

        Well yes. But then there’s this :I

        Damon’s gonna be pissed.

    • December 10, 2018 at 4:21 pm

      Rumor has it that The One is grooming Beto for the Presidency.
      I don’t know enough about the Cruz’s Bane to say it might work, but if there is one thing you can count on it’s Obama’s political instincts.
      This may not be the pushover so many are counting on.

  • December 10, 2018 at 8:42 am

    Tough titty… Heh heh. Now there’s a thought to chew on.

    • December 10, 2018 at 11:14 am

      After nursing twins they should be.

      • December 10, 2018 at 11:49 am
        Old Codger

        Na. I’m sure Zed’s kept ’em NICE an’ supple, 😉

      • December 10, 2018 at 12:55 pm

        Tit for tot.

        Lucky boy, in that and so many ways.

    • December 10, 2018 at 4:47 pm

      I sincerely doubt it

  • December 10, 2018 at 2:22 pm
    Unca Walt

    Rub ’em with cocoa butter every night. No stretch marks. Fun to do, too.

  • December 10, 2018 at 2:29 pm
    Unca Walt

    HAH! I missed yesterday’s announcing the names of the new kids.

    Noticed right away their initials are: SKS



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